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Drunk Grunkle

@tiamarie.bsky.social
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Irreverent GenX Hermit Married to a Hobbit Discord: t.ia [He/Him]🏳️‍⚧️ Tia.WTF About me: bsky.app/profile/tiamarie.bsky.soci… Not Officially Endorsed By: @why.bsky.team

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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Meet @mattdinniman.bsky.social on his book tour! I wish he were coming closer than Sacramento.
MEET MATT DINNIMAN
Author of the DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL series
PORTLAND, OR
5/13 | 7pm
Powell's Books
SACRAMENTO, CA
5/14 | 6pm
Barnes & Noble
SAN DIEGO, CA
5/15 | 7pm
Mysterious Galaxy
TEMPE, AZ
5/16 | 7pm
Changing Hands Bookstore
DALLAS, TX
5/17 | 7pm
Half Price Books
MIAMI, FL
5/18 | 5pm
Books & Books
WASHINGTON, DC
5/19 | 6pm
East City Bookshop
Virtual Q&A
+ IRL Signing
CHICAGO, IL
5/20 | 7pm
Anderson's Bookshop
ST. LOUIS, MO
5/21 | 7pm
The Novel Neighbor
BREMERTON, WA
5/31 | 1pm
Ballast Book Company
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
MONGO IS APPAULED
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Adopt Bot @adoptbot.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Introducing a special friend in need of a loving home: Cupcake (149137), located in Baton Rouge, LA. Learn more: www.petfinder.com/dog/cupcake-14913…
Cupcake (149137) is a Pit Bull Terrier mix dog, available for adoption in Baton Rouge, LA.Cupcake (149137) is a Pit Bull Terrier mix dog, available for adoption in Baton Rouge, LA.Cupcake (149137) is a Pit Bull Terrier mix dog, available for adoption in Baton Rouge, LA.Cupcake (149137) is a Pit Bull Terrier mix dog, available for adoption in Baton Rouge, LA.
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mimika @babymeem.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
hold your grudge close as a lover. age it gently for years in a cool dry place. sip it on special occasions.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I need to make a browser extension that makes every news site have the same design as @theonion.com
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
DOOM DONG SOLVES BOTH PROBLEMS
destructoid.com
Dong Doom makes the 1993 classic more pleasurable than you might be ready for
A creator known for getting Doom to run on any device he can get his hands on has finally found a way to make the game even more pleasurable.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I'm greatly disappointed that the results for "adult bath toys" does not include a hydroelectric powered device that runs DOOM. It's dildos all the way down. You'd be surprised how often I fall in this trap.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I've also gained 10lbs since joining a gym, because somebody forgets to eat before going and ends up binging on fast food immediately after. Pro Tip: Don't do this.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I went to a bat mitzvah last weekend where they had an airbrush booth. So I made some unlicensed @katie.bzky.team merch, I like the official stuff better.
HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT written in airbrush and a clock on a shirt
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Power outages have been terrible this storm season. I've spent more time without power this year than any other year. Expect me to vanish regularly until winter storm season is over
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Dr. Ashok Karra @akarra.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
this times a million. the hate those with disabilities get is off the charts. work to destroy the eugenicist mindset that is unfortunately hiding behind a lot of our notions about the world.
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Mike Laidlaw @mikelaidlaw.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Look, I'm not a fancy CEO guy, but if someone said to me "the key to this successful single-player IP's success is to make it purely a multiplayer game. No, not a spin off: fundamentally change the DNA of what people loved about the core game" to me, I'd probably, like, quit that job or something.
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Dom G 🦜💖 @domg.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Vampirefreaks but for actual vampires
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
One of my first startup jobs was for a company that was like MySpace for dead people. I still can't believe that sentence is real no matter how many times I type it.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
WOOOO my hobbit just gave my overnight sous vide steel cut oats a "This could be my daily morning meal" It only took ONE iteration
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
at 2pm BRT!!! stay tuned!!
a lil cat screaming that commissions will open on february 7th!!!
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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Gonna cost me 5k ish to fix my baby's knee.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I've been kinda sucky on bluesky for over a month and I'm sorry. My head is up my bum cause I don't have anything good to say and I've just been talking at people instead of with them. When I get needy, I tend to withdraw especially when I know there are people that need empathy more than I do.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
mydickband.bandcamp.com
What's Up, My Dick?, by My Dick
from the album My Dick's Double Full-Length Release
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 06/02/2025
A typewritten note that reads:

today weuld be a good day for Bluesky to hire a head of trust & safety.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I have asked my employer to pay me in eggs.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Mommy issues.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I FOUND another source for Kindred: The Embraced after my last one got DMCA'd This time no more public sharing, if you want the playlist DM me.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Houston, it's me, hi. I'm the problem it's me.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I need more nerdy shirts that match my cane
a black shirt with an image of a knee bone inside a leg and an arrow right through it
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Referring to my binders as "My bros"
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
CALIFORNIA- Write to @schiff.senate.gov and @padilla.senate.gov and tell them to get off their asses and scream about Elon Musk illegally talking over our treasury: www.padilla.senate.gov/contact/cont... www.schiff.senate.gov/contact/ Do this every day. More important than doom posting here.
schiff.senate.gov
Contact - Senator Schiff
Contact "*" indicates required fields Your Name Prefix*– Select –Mr.Mrs.Prefer not to identifyMs.MissProfessorDeanThe HonorableDr.First Name* Last Name* Your Contact Information Address* Street Addres...
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/02/2025
in the gooned club. straight up "djenting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits.
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Nudibranch @duckbytheoboe.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This is right up there with people on R/tipofmyfork discovering that chickens have feathers. Good stuff.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
How did I ever think that replacing couples therapy with going to the gym with my spouse was a better idea? The child in me that would do practically anything for access to a pool really fucked up this time.
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Prose and Khans @temujin9.t9productions.com · 05/02/2025
(a link is better than just a name, nate)
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 05/02/2025
Nah, nahnahnah- I’m not responsible for that one!
Doodle of me looking at Tasky with suspicion.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Now taking applications (Comic from @privateeyenews.bsky.social)
comic from @privateeyenews.bsky.social, it's two men in suits talking and one says to the other "I'm not looking for a
'Yes' man, I'm looking for an 'Absolutely, what a stroke of genius, I'll do it right away' man"
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🐴 Jam 🍂 Comms open! @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
A cat is just a bag o puddin
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brightshadow (regular) @cuil.world · 05/02/2025
Redditor: you mean we could have been milking our cats this whole time???
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skeetstats @handle.invalid · 05/02/2025
1249 users have opted in to skeetstats so far! if you want to be in the next update tag me with the command !optin
skeetstats.xyz
SkeetStatsfor bluesky
track your posting stats!
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
r/RedditDiscoverNipples is my favourite thing online currently. I appreciate that it's a spectator sport to watch for people learning about pet nipples for the first time
r/RedditDiscoverNipples
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What is this on the Cat? r/CATHELP • What is this on the Cat?

[image is of a fuzzy cat and it's belly showing a kitty nipple]
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I've been spending nights awake perfecting my japanese DIY candy kits
a plate of candy sashimi
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Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Fantastic Four assumes we don’t want the planet to be eaten. I, for one, think we have it coming.
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Wear sunscreen?
youtu.be
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen
YouTube video by steffyweffy777
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Spending the night seasoning a molcajete Like you do?
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character says because i ve lost control of my life
Alt: Stu Pickles making chocolate pudding at 4am " because i ve lost control of my life"
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 05/02/2025
i made frozen arbys curly fries instead and my own horsey sauce
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
"I've lost control of my life" kitchen, ep 3. Chicken & Fractal Cauliflower with mushroom, basil, and cream sauce over noodles
a plate of noodles, chicken, and cauliflower with a sauce over it all
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Sarah (Rainbow Black Cat) @rainbowblackcat23.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Worst boy band ever.
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Adopt Bot @adoptbot.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Introducing a special friend in need of a loving home: Reese Puff, located in Troy, AL. Learn more: www.petfinder.com/small-furry/reese…
Reese Puff is a Guinea Pig available for adoption in Troy, AL.Reese Puff is a Guinea Pig available for adoption in Troy, AL.
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Plugging will continue until I achieve enough income to survive thx
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I got to see wind slam a composting bin into a water pipe so hard it bust. I also am now waiting for the plumber. Oh happy day.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Ziggy: if Resting Grumpy Face was a person. 😁
Ziggy the Pug, frowning
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