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JennrasaurusHex

@jennc.bsky.social
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Quietly making noise. Pissing off the old killjoys. Player of TTRPGs and unapologetic experimental baker. Lover of all things creepy, history, and dinosaurs. She/her or They/Them

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Two weeks ago someone threw an empanada on the ground along the route that my dog gets walked. It has been a point of contention between us. I've explained that it's extremely sketch that no wild animal has touched it. Not even ants. Last weekend it was covered over with snow...
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ok, it's xmas eve where is my rich hottie who decides to give up big city life to settled down with a goth chick who bakes?
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The movie Spirited establishrd that the people who aren't visited on Christmas Eve are either too good or too much of a mess, and I don't like worrying about where I fall in that split.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Schnauzer in a scarf
Pepper and salt schnauzer in a blue scarf sitting on a grey couch and being a quiet good boy for once in his life.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
If I could get at least one ghost to drop by tomorrow night and tell me how to fix all my shit that would be awesome!
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Merry Cronenberg! Seth Brundle bless us, everyone.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I'd have ten cents and I'd be willing to throw it into a pot to pay for a third mf to get clocked.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I'm just going into work Tuesday to vibe and eat some pizza.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I'm so glad my mom gives me something to talk about in therapy every week without fail.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Also, no, I do not need a "tour" of your new features.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
If I could get a hug from the muppet ghost of christmas present I'm sure that would heal me.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
why are you polyamorous? wrong answers only: Because rent is expensive.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
NJ has a rapid response team if ICE is spotted - 1 888 347-3767 everyone who spots these gestapo needs to call to protect their neighbors www.nj.gov/humanservice...
nj.gov
Office of New Americans
NJ Office of New Americans - Building a stronger and fairer New Jersey where New Americans are fully integrated.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Men will destroy their whole kitchen before buying parchment paper.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If you all don't straighten tf up and fly right we will not be fucking anymore, we will be making love art instead.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Whaaaaaa! Why won't women date me? Probably because you're a violent misogynistic man baby?
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I'm just going to say it... I hate Home Alone, what a dumb movie. They treat Kevin like ass, completely forget about him, and then he is the one who feels bad because he wished those assholes away? Yeah fuck that.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I will add to the curse. Jennrasaurushex isn't just a pretty name people!
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
And who do these Day of the Rope, racists, homophobic, mysogynists think should be hung? I have an idea.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
"Your account link failed. Please contact customer service." Thank you but, I would rather chew ground glass. I'll just never play that game again I guess.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
LED holiday lights...
media.tenor.com
a wooden door is open to a room with a blue umbrella hanging on the wall .
Alt: a wooden door is opened by a woman who walks into her apartment and is hit with the force of a million white LED lights
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
And I will definitely talk shit again next year, HOWEVER 23° is also unacceptable.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I feel inadequate. I'm dreaming about being a teen again and fucking up high school. This person is creating brand new Muppets in their sleep!
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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
When people are dressed super cute and I can tell they envisioned it and it came together perfectly...I love that!
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Ok, chocolate orange stripe biscuits dipped in dark chocolate and ready for work tomorrow. We're doing a dessert fest.
Brown and yellow striped square cookies drying on parchment paper on a kitchen counter.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I would really like to play some Dino Crisis and not think about anything other than cool dinosaurs.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I wish I had more boycotts to give! Fuck Target, Home Depot, Starbucks and Amazon.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
My sister is staying in my house in Florida and this was chill baby was hanging out in front of the house. I love being back NJ, but I do miss crazy Florida shit like this.
Alligator about 4 feet crossing a paved road into a yard of grass past a mail box. Take the size measurement with a grain of salt because I'm really bad at guesstimating.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I found the WORST recipe for cookies. Also, I am 💯 at fault because I was so excited about orange chocolate ribbon cookies that I didn't engage higher brain functions and question things like 1/4 olive oil, no eggs, and mixing half the dough in the food processor. I'm pretty sure I can do better.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Ok, just made a pumpkin pie with my nephew and it so sweet I could die... The memory, not the pie haha
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Happy Wolfenoot! #wolfenoot
Post by Jax Goss

My son has invented a holiday called Wolfenoot.

It is when the Spirit of the Wolf brings and hides small gifts around the house for everyone. People who have, have had, or are kind to dogs get better gifts than anyone else.

You eat roast meat (because wolves eat meat) and cake decorated like a full moon. 

A holiday to the spirit of wolves that celebrates people who are kind to dogs? I can 100% get behind this. So we will be celebrating Wolfenoot. It's on the 23rd of November if anyone else is moved to celebrate it. (Wink emoji) (If you do send me pics so I can show my kid his idea spread.) (Red heart emoji).
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I kinda wish I wasn't in the AI bubble collapse of the empire time line. There's so much paperwork. At least the Romans didn't have to change an email address they've been using for 20 years.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
On today's edition of Thing that are OTT and I would definitely wear to the grocery store...
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This is some weird cope… Shittarelli has lost like 3 times already. Pack it in already.
Text message in white on a gray background. Reading "Hi, this is Tim with TH2 Strategies, and we are investigating the election results. Your responses are completely confidential. Reply OPTOUT to unsubscibe. Who did you vote for in the New Jersey Governor's election? 
A Jack Ciattarelli (R)
B Mikie Sherrill (D)
C Another Candidate
D I did not vote"
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Can I create a company that just drives coyotes? Like a wild canine taxi? I can put little snacks and water bowls in the back of my car like an Uber. Do coyotes and wolves appreciate a good squeaky toy?
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I'm always in the market for a Coal-getter or a Yard Swiller. I assume that means you will be outside a lot and not bother me while I'm gaming.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
While Starbucks Workers on Strike, Do Not Buy Starbucks! Sign the "No Contract, No Coffee" pledge. And share! starbucksworkersunited.controlshift.app/petitions/no...
An image with a green marbled background with a red border. Lettering is in white and red. Starbucks Workers United Logo at the bottom depicting a completely filled in black hand clutching a clear cup. The writing says "Starting today, Starbucks Workers are officially on strike. For the duration of our open ended strike... DON'T BUY STARBUCKS at any location, today & beyond."
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Sterling is pretty sure he's ready for the Iditarod because he walked to the park and back in 10° weather.
Pepper and salt schnauzer on a aqua harness and purple leash outside walking in green grass with fall leaves around on the ground.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Sterling got to play in leaf piles today.
Pepper and salt schnauzer standing in a huge pile of fall leaves.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Meme from The Simpsons.

The top panel is Jack ciattarelli saying, "So that's it... after 3 failed attempts so long, good luck?"

Bottom is the next panel of New Jersey saying, "I don't recall saying good luck."
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Congratulations, Starbucks workers! Unions work! Unionize today!
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 05/11/2025
Republicans running anti-trans hatefests lost and Zohran Mamdani is a hugely vocal supporter of trans and other LGBTQ rights. That is MASSIVELY important to look at and run on. Roll around in all this & soak it in. This is the good shit, & it should be celebrated. And then it should be Built on.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Tonight has filled me with hope, so happy to call NJ my home. And good work NY!
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 05/11/2025
BREAKING: Mikie Sherrill (D) wins governor's race in New Jersey - DDHQ
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Ok, but most NY people move to Florida so who gives a fuck?
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Good thing Cheney got that heart transplant at 71 over younger people. Got a good 13 years out of it. I hate that mf.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
If you can, please consider making a donation to your local food bank. Also, consider using leftover HSA funds to donate other needed supplies to shelters and food banks. This bullshit is going to hit people hard. We need to be the villagers if we want to build a village.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I forgot last night was Diwali. So imagine my surprise when I saw a bunch of people standing around what appeared to be a sparking Tesla.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Ok, but can we focus on the real danger? Tylenol and circumcision! www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
consumerreports.org
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Oh no... I used a really strong mouthwash at work... I'm wearing a mask since im getting over a sinus infection. My breath keeps sneaking out of the top of my mask, and it's making my eyes water and burn... it's so minty. Soooo minty.
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