JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Two weeks ago someone threw an empanada on the ground along the route that my dog gets walked. It has been a point of contention between us. I've explained that it's extremely sketch that no wild animal has touched it. Not even ants. Last weekend it was covered over with snow... 100
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Ok, it's xmas eve where is my rich hottie who decides to give up big city life to settled down with a goth chick who bakes? 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025The movie Spirited establishrd that the people who aren't visited on Christmas Eve are either too good or too much of a mess, and I don't like worrying about where I fall in that split. 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025If I could get at least one ghost to drop by tomorrow night and tell me how to fix all my shit that would be awesome! 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Merry Cronenberg! Seth Brundle bless us, everyone. 030
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I'd have ten cents and I'd be willing to throw it into a pot to pay for a third mf to get clocked. 163
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I'm just going into work Tuesday to vibe and eat some pizza. 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I'm so glad my mom gives me something to talk about in therapy every week without fail. 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Also, no, I do not need a "tour" of your new features. 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025If I could get a hug from the muppet ghost of christmas present I'm sure that would heal me. 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025why are you polyamorous? wrong answers only: Because rent is expensive. 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025NJ has a rapid response team if ICE is spotted - 1 888 347-3767 everyone who spots these gestapo needs to call to protect their neighbors www.nj.gov/humanservice...nj.govOffice of New AmericansNJ Office of New Americans - Building a stronger and fairer New Jersey where New Americans are fully integrated. 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Men will destroy their whole kitchen before buying parchment paper. 020
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025If you all don't straighten tf up and fly right we will not be fucking anymore, we will be making love art instead. 020
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Whaaaaaa! Why won't women date me? Probably because you're a violent misogynistic man baby? 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I'm just going to say it... I hate Home Alone, what a dumb movie. They treat Kevin like ass, completely forget about him, and then he is the one who feels bad because he wished those assholes away? Yeah fuck that. 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I will add to the curse. Jennrasaurushex isn't just a pretty name people! 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025And who do these Day of the Rope, racists, homophobic, mysogynists think should be hung? I have an idea. 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025"Your account link failed. Please contact customer service." Thank you but, I would rather chew ground glass. I'll just never play that game again I guess. 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025LED holiday lights...media.tenor.coma wooden door is open to a room with a blue umbrella hanging on the wall .Alt: a wooden door is opened by a woman who walks into her apartment and is hit with the force of a million white LED lights 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025And I will definitely talk shit again next year, HOWEVER 23° is also unacceptable. 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I feel inadequate. I'm dreaming about being a teen again and fucking up high school. This person is creating brand new Muppets in their sleep! 020
Reposted by JennrasaurusHexPixie Thinks🧚🏽♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 03/12/2025When people are dressed super cute and I can tell they envisioned it and it came together perfectly...I love that! 022
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Ok, chocolate orange stripe biscuits dipped in dark chocolate and ready for work tomorrow. We're doing a dessert fest. 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I would really like to play some Dino Crisis and not think about anything other than cool dinosaurs. 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I wish I had more boycotts to give! Fuck Target, Home Depot, Starbucks and Amazon. 020
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 01/12/2025My sister is staying in my house in Florida and this was chill baby was hanging out in front of the house. I love being back NJ, but I do miss crazy Florida shit like this. 120
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I found the WORST recipe for cookies. Also, I am 💯 at fault because I was so excited about orange chocolate ribbon cookies that I didn't engage higher brain functions and question things like 1/4 olive oil, no eggs, and mixing half the dough in the food processor. I'm pretty sure I can do better. 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Ok, just made a pumpkin pie with my nephew and it so sweet I could die... The memory, not the pie haha 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I kinda wish I wasn't in the AI bubble collapse of the empire time line. There's so much paperwork. At least the Romans didn't have to change an email address they've been using for 20 years. 020
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025On today's edition of Thing that are OTT and I would definitely wear to the grocery store... 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025This is some weird cope… Shittarelli has lost like 3 times already. Pack it in already. 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Can I create a company that just drives coyotes? Like a wild canine taxi? I can put little snacks and water bowls in the back of my car like an Uber. Do coyotes and wolves appreciate a good squeaky toy? 120
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I'm always in the market for a Coal-getter or a Yard Swiller. I assume that means you will be outside a lot and not bother me while I'm gaming. 010
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025While Starbucks Workers on Strike, Do Not Buy Starbucks! Sign the "No Contract, No Coffee" pledge. And share! starbucksworkersunited.controlshift.app/petitions/no... 020
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Sterling is pretty sure he's ready for the Iditarod because he walked to the park and back in 10° weather. 080
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Congratulations, Starbucks workers! Unions work! Unionize today! 010
Reposted by JennrasaurusHexDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 05/11/2025Republicans running anti-trans hatefests lost and Zohran Mamdani is a hugely vocal supporter of trans and other LGBTQ rights. That is MASSIVELY important to look at and run on. Roll around in all this & soak it in. This is the good shit, & it should be celebrated. And then it should be Built on. 3982249
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Tonight has filled me with hope, so happy to call NJ my home. And good work NY! 010
Reposted by JennrasaurusHexBNO News @bnonews.com · 05/11/2025BREAKING: Mikie Sherrill (D) wins governor's race in New Jersey - DDHQ 4481106
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Ok, but most NY people move to Florida so who gives a fuck? 151
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Good thing Cheney got that heart transplant at 71 over younger people. Got a good 13 years out of it. I hate that mf. 110
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/10/2025If you can, please consider making a donation to your local food bank. Also, consider using leftover HSA funds to donate other needed supplies to shelters and food banks. This bullshit is going to hit people hard. We need to be the villagers if we want to build a village. 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I forgot last night was Diwali. So imagine my surprise when I saw a bunch of people standing around what appeared to be a sparking Tesla. 000
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Ok, but can we focus on the real danger? Tylenol and circumcision! www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...consumerreports.orgProtein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer ReportsCR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead. 021
JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Oh no... I used a really strong mouthwash at work... I'm wearing a mask since im getting over a sinus infection. My breath keeps sneaking out of the top of my mask, and it's making my eyes water and burn... it's so minty. Soooo minty. 161