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Geometer Edensword

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 6h
Ah yes. Of course. 'This was a bad faith effort, launched for the wrong reasons, staffed by incompetents and monsters, massively oversold, and with no hope of success... but Libs have to give credit where credits due, government waste does exist!'
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Policy Participation Trophies
We need to get better at calling out an insane double standard in how policies are talked about.
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Nichole Behr @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
h'anq h'ilt seeing b2emo on mina rau and pulling out a can of this to fix him
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus freak demands "I want my OWN opening speech" and the response is "let's all PRETEND we have our very own speech for a minute" and not "Leo, go sit on a plunger." Oh yeah. America isn't a theocracy at all.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my dad exposed me to a lot of bloom county at an early age and I think it colors my views on American music
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was genuinely under the impression the hook is "stomp the wombat"
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Pearl Jam - Go (live)
YouTube video by 43Kouta
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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be
Roy Orbinson singing the Monty Python song Philosophers Drinking Song on a home video
YouTube video by Liverpool Vista
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
holy shit I gotta go tell my Uncle Pete and you gotta go tell yours too
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Life in Common @arthursmid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Getting into a room with other artists means you can compare notes, share equipment, share strategies. There’s a lot to be gained by being in contact with other people who do what you do." - Steve Lieber, co-founder of @helioscopepdx.bsky.social
portlandmercury.com
How Portland Became a Player in the Comic Book Industry - Portland Mercury
It may surprise you to learn that Portland, Oregon, a mid-sized America city known for its rain and its many river spanning bridges, is a global hotbed for the production of comic books. A new documen...
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On the flip: he's got no reason to write this. and certainly not to throw around "I read the world by letting it bite". This is a poem. It's not a good one and its thesis is abhorrent, but here we are: a poem, from somebody who thinks it's stupid to write something down besides notes.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this man studied the blade A LOT
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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In Memoriam of Jim Bakker here's this little Zappa ditty about Jim and Tammy and Pat Robertson: youtu.be/zynFE8GdGJ4?...
youtu.be
Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
YouTube video by YoKey
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i thought it said best and it still works
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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well Lauren can smoke turds in hell
Corner shelf with a lamp and other nonsense. All the books are facing paper side out. "Lauren keeps the look neutral by stacking books back to front".
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Last time I saw a picture like this it was mailed to me by a very upset man who really should have thought twice about inviting me to that wedding
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OREGONIANS TAKE NOTE If at all possible, DO NOT MAIL YOUR BALLOT The trump admin has made no secret that they intend to interfere in elections, including vote-by-mail. The fed controls the mail, but the State of Oregon runs the drop boxes. USE AN OFFICIAL BALLOT BOX TO CAST YOUR VOTE
sos.oregon.gov
Oregon Secretary of State : Upcoming Elections : State of Oregon
Information about upcoming elections including important dates and voting resources.
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Cartoon Woman with Pearl Necklace (Pg Off)
ALT: Cartoon Woman with Pearl Necklace (Pg Off)
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fainting couch
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Han, you live in a galaxy with canonically quadrillions of sentient beings and you've successfully located a person you know more than once THAT IS EXACTLY HOW THE FORCE WORKS
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Koujin @Shining Force @koujin776.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 02/10/2026
I don't know about "never topped" but as I've said before, this is absolutely the comic strip equivalent of a rookie ballplayer coming out for his first ever at-bat, in the bottom of the ninth, in the playoffs, with the bases loaded, and hitting a first pitch walk-off grand slam.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THANK YOU DONNY
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2003: whatever you do, don't source your research from Wikipedia. 2026: Wikipedia is the safest online source to start general research from.
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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
does jesus have nonbinary swag, the most heated argument at the council of nicea, closed by the college of bishops after 17,000 scrolls of ecumenical argument and four assassinations
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
went to Cape Cod on our honeymoon (pre-legal-cannabis) a stoner walking in front of us drops a paper bag and there's a little crash sound and one of his friends goes "OH NO YOU BROKE YOUR-" *two-second apparent Grand Mal seizure* "...GLASS ART"
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book's title. The Moon is a Harsher Mistress (ugh) The Moon is a Harsh Mistresser (...) The Mooner is a Harsh Mistress (...go on)
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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
if you unironically say "virtue signal" in this day and age you should get hurled into a trash compactor
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ghost lobster, ghost lobster! Read all about it!
people.com
Meet Casper, the 1-in-100-Million White ‘Ghost’ Lobster Helping Scientists Crack a Genetic Mystery
The white lobster, aptly named Casper, has arrived at the University of New England, where researchers are working to uncover why some lobsters develop dramatically unusual shell colors
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
David Warner was a genius Imagine doing separate performances with your body and head
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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
lmao the change from paulista portuguese to after school anime hero japanese was like missing the top step of the stairs for me
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIEF THIEF THIEF WE HATES IT WE HATES IT WE HATES IT FOREVER
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS 5.98 THREE GODSDAMNED DAYS AGO IF YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP YOU OWE ME MONEY PLUS PUNITIVE DAMAGES
In deli case: 6 pack of Chapparo's beef tamales - price $6.98
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
today i'm going to the dentist to get two broken fillings replaced and get a big lecture about how i'm a bad person because i obviously grind my teeth in my sleep even tho i do not in fact grind my teeth in my sleep and these fillings were just like 20 years old
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
studying that blade real real close
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Relatable
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gay Money 2: Gay Money
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is a meaningful danger in NJ where you can walk into any diner and find no less than fourteen Paulie Walnuts and six Silvios (75% of whom are actually made but fortunately don't give a shit)
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah it's like a gay CD
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 20/02/2024
Light rail and subways aren’t enough. I need whatever this is
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Monetfan @monetfan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A lesson he needs to learn (but never will)
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This Is Magic
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It ys tyme for Tulip skeptics to face some difficulte trouthes. Tulips are the waye of the future. Yf you do not invest yn Tulips you are way behinde. Yf you do not teache your children about Tulips thei will not be able to compete on the jobbe market. Onlye Luddites dislyke Tulips.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see a lot of "you guys" erasure here and I won't stand for it
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