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Geometer Edensword

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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i thought it said best and it still works
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
David Warner was a genius Imagine doing separate performances with your body and head
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS 5.98 THREE GODSDAMNED DAYS AGO IF YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP YOU OWE ME MONEY PLUS PUNITIVE DAMAGES
In deli case: 6 pack of Chapparo's beef tamales - price $6.98
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A man walks across a city plaza. His hair is in a pompadour, and he wears a blue suit with a matching cape and a white shirt, and a pair of what look like those old-people over-your-glasses shades. He is very, very pretty.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I thought the words, I recognized how stupid it would be to say them to the jealous bouncer literally breathing down my neck, I opted to keep my own counsel and then THE SPIRIT TOOK ME
Cartoon image, cel animation. Background is a curved red wall above sandy ground. A large black bull with pink eyes and yellow horns glares, in profile, at Bugs Bunny at right. Bugs has his back to the bull, his tail directly in its face. He holds a map, and glares over his shoulder at the bull. Caption: "STOP STEAMIN' UP MY TAIL! WHAT'RE YA TRYIN' TO DO, WRINKLE IT?"
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is what I keep thinking of: fuckin Julius in Jason Takes Manhattan tossing giant lefts into a frankenstein's head while the we all just go "come on man"
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A large priest stands in front of a stained glass window and behind a pulpit with a wooden angel on it. His hands are outstretched. A word at the bottom, all caps:

ESKIMO.

(Glenn Shadix, Heather's, 1989, dir. Michael Lehmann)
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is everybody hurt, is anyone okay?
A White woman in a light blue sleeveless shirt sits on a bed, in front of a floral lamp with a green shade and neon-pink-and-blue 60s wallpaper. She is looking with concern at an older White woman in the foreground right, who wears a blue floral houseboat and is pointedly looking away from the younger woman, towards us.

(Katherine Keener and Rica Martens, Living in Oblivion, dir. Tom DiCillo 1995)From left: a stepladder in the background. A White man with a goatee, wearing leather jacket, a black sweater and a beaded necklace, holds a pink folder stuffed with papers. He looks disdainfully at something behind us. A White woman in a blue Hawaiian shirt and an ascot holds a walkie-talkie and looks to the right, concerned. A woman and a man, both White, crane for a view from the background; they are out of focus. At right is a White man in a black beret, an eyepatch, a black leather vest, no shirt, and three wristwatches. He's glaring at the whatever behind us.

(Steve Buscemi, Danielle von Zerneck, and Dermot Mulroney, Living in Oblivion, dir. Tom DiCillo 1995)A short White man in a powder blue tuxedo stands beside a public bathroom sink and mirror. A bright pink soap dispenser hangs on the dull blue wall beside the mirror. A tophat matching the man's suit rests upside down on the edge of the sink. We can see another White man of average height just at the righthand edge of the frame; his arms are bare and we see part of a red tattoo. The short man looks extremely annoyed to see him.

(Peter Dinklage, Living in Oblivion, dir. Tom DiCillo 1995)Black background. At right, a traditional film camera on a tripod. At left, the words, "Living in oblivioN".

(Title card, Living in Oblivion, dir. Tom DiCillo 1995)
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rise above.
An unshaven man in a grey coat looks past us into the distance, saying: "God is not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also."

(Clint Eastwood as Blondie/"The Good" in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, dir. Sergio Leone, 1966.)
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Maybe that scratches a different itch?
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ohshit Ohshittherearemore Fu
"Ice Pop Pete" ('s head) appears in 1/4 profile over a red circle on a white background. He wears a parade marshal's hat with a Popsicle and the name "Pete" on it. He faces right, his eyes look left. He is smiling broadly. This is a problem. He says, in a red, dripping font: "None of you are safe."

None of you. Are safe.

(Adapted from "Popsicle Pete" art from vintage Popsicle advertisements by the artists of 1900hotdog.com. Ice Pop Pete, to all our detriment, was "created" or possibly summoned by Seanbaby.)
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ah fuckin shit THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"Stop steaming up my tail" is such a great brushoff.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
VR.5 IS REAL
A blonde woman in a plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up sits in profile, typing at a 90s-model computer. Several screens show distorted shapes and images or indistinct text. A gold title over the image in the lower left, in several fonts with a purple aura, reads: "VR.5"
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Post a meme made by you. (people were being weird about russell wilson again)
A woman with blue whites to her eyes says, "That quarterback was just old. The NFL isn't kind to players."
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
you cannot have a first movie where the character LITERALLY SAYS OUT LOUD that they don't want to remember their past and then celebrates that at the end right before moby kicks in and then open the second on a diary page with WHO AM I scribbled on it that's a rule The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
bored man bored woman in a car who gives a shit it sucks
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
in the service you must always choose the lesser of two weevils Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
We see a crowded table, covered with sherry glasses, bottles, and several candles. Two men, one in a suit and glasses, the other in a British Navy uniform (both early 19th century) peer closely at something on the table. They appear drunk and I feel it is no excessive explanation to admit that in context, yes, yes they are.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character(s). Wrong answers only.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Woman in high-collar white military uniform sneers at someone off camera. Two men in grey uniforms watch from behind her.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Two men sitting at a small table in a wood-paneled room; we see a door on the left. One man sits back near the wall, wearing a pinstriped shirt and a grey vest. A matching coat and hat hang behind him on the wall and on top of a clock, respectively. To our right in the foreground, reclining on his chair in profile, is another man in grey pants, suspenders, a sleeveless undershirt and a brown fedora. Both men are holding a hand of playing cards. The man in pinstripes looks at the man in the fedora; fedora looks at his cards.

(Still from The Sting, 1973, dir. George Roy Hill. Left to right: Robert Redford as Johnny Hooker, Paul Newman as Henry Gondorf.)
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Paul Dano, best known for his role as "Paul" in Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids (unearthed by the writers and fans of @1900hotdog.bsky.social !)
a very young Paul Dano tries out a little sideeye and there are reasons he is not known for that look
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
if you see this, post a random image from your device
From above we see: a man (Liam Neeson) lies on pavement, apparently unconscious or dead. A pistol lies near his hand. Painted on the pavement in yellow are a horizontal line, the word STOP in capitals, and a forked directional arrow (this last being directly beneath the man's body.) Still is from Miami Vice (1984-90) S3E1, "When Irish Eyes Are Crying".
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
How I'm walking out of 2025
A man and a couple walk away from us, up a long outdoor staircase. Subtitle at the bottom reads "Maybe that's lesson number three."
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
If you see this, post four female characters you love
Still from Ronin, 1998, dir. John Frankenheimer. Dierdre (Natasha McElhone) stands arms folded in front of a whiteboard, very, permanently annoyed.Still from The Matrix, 1999, dir. The Wachowskis. The Oracle (Gloria Foster) smirks in her kitchen (which neatly matches her outfit.) The down not think you are very bright.Still from On Her Majesty's Secret Service, 1969, dir. Peter R. Hunt. Countess Tracy di Vicenzo (Diana Rigg) is very focused on her driving, but does not seen particularly worried.Still from Better Call Saul, 2015-2022, created by Vince Gilligan. Kim Wexler (Rhea Seehorn) leans against a door jamb in someone's yard. She's working on the problem of this closed door. She's almost there.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Define "perfect ending"
A man walks up the stairway to the right of 2 Rue Drevet in Paris. A couple is just reaching the top of the stairs. It's cloudy, but there's a hint of sun to be found.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Fry and Leela (of Futurama) fame converse with two sickly people with large green slugs attached to their heads.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
your stillsuit is fitted FABULOUSLY
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The Troubles in Ireland are resolved by something that we can't prove WASN'T a meatball sub.
Robert De Niro enjoys a drink and pretends he has no idea what's going on. Natascha McElhone has barely met these guys and has already had enough of their crap. Jean Reno is vaguely amused as only a Frenchman can be. Still from Ronin (1998, dir. John Frankenheimer).
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Repost with your first crush. In answer to your question: yes.
Ferris, Sloane, Cameron. He killed the car.
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Root beer. Want some?
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Movie you watched more than six times
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
hold compressions
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Geometer Edensword @throughabolteddoor.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
even driving-ADJACENT activities make people freak
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