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Johnny C

@shoegazer75.bsky.social
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Out of work in Trump's economy since December 10, 2025. Archer worshiper, KC resident, Jeopardy contestant wannabe. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. NO KINGS ❌👑 8647 My dog is smarter than RFK, Jr.

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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 2h
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Melanie is Right, don’t bother with Bezos….
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 4h
The losers of WWII and the Civil War are running America right now.
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 10h
This explains so much about Susan Dell.
Susan Dell is Roger the Alien
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A digital illustration done in black and white graphite style. Toshiro Mifune as his unnamed ronin character in Yojimbo. With both swords prominently on view in his belt, he has his arms pulled inside of his black kimono with one hand coming up through the collar to stroke his chin as he gives some sharp side eye to the right, scheming. In a text box in the upper right corner is what I sincerely hope is an accurate Japanese translation of ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 12h
Goodnight, Coach Ditka.
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Superman IV: The Quest for the Holy Grail
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I grew up in Chicago but haven't lived there for 30 years now. I still hate Jerry Reinsdorf.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Starship Troopers Federal Network: Would You Like To Know More?
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 08/10/2026
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Jeff Bezos thinks people are vilifying the rich, yet 1/3 of his warehouse workers are on government assistance for basic needs like food and rent. HE is the villain.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The MAGA regime recently killed the largest ancient 250 year old “Grandmother” Cottonwood tree in Arizona’s indigenous territory just to expand the orange felon’s fucking wall. I’ll never forgive anyone who chose this evil.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Anjali Nyquist @anjinyquist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck DJT. He is a racist, rapist, grifting, predatory imbecile. I love Minnesota but I fucking hate DJT’s delulu version of America!!! 😩
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tell me you have a micropenis without telling me you have a micropenis.
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sofa king disappointed in Doug Jones.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
A time-aged photo of a bowling team posing behind a display of bowling balls and pins. From left to right, we've got a long-haired white guy making a 'hell yeah!' face and probably hearing REO Speedwagon in his head. Then there's a pretty girl with straight long hair in a pink shirt very consciously doing a posing for a photo face. Then a black guy in a blue polo to prove everyone here is cool, next to the oldest dude on the team with longer hair and a 'stache in a peach-colored bowling shirt. Then a girl with a cute bob and sunglasses in a floral shirt, and finally there's Ed who there isn't a lot to say about. Below the ball display is a wooden sign with tracks for placing movable plastic letters. In the top left it reads 'REDONDO BCH.' and top right is '1975' and between those is the mysterious phrase 'MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY'.
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug - MARK ZUCKERBERG PRESENTS "A.I. AND U!" - Brought to you by the heroic Inner Hive, including long-time member Casey 2 and new member Steven Titmus! (tomthedancingbug.com/the-inner-hi...) - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Heh heh heh fuck the Yankees
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Dennis Goris | Cartoons @dennisgoris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What’s YOUR red line?
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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I Think... Ow!!! - Hitchhiker'S Guide To The Galaxy
ALT: I Think... Ow!!! - Hitchhiker'S Guide To The Galaxy
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
33 years ago today, Sideshow Bob first met his old archenemy: Rakes. #TheSimpsons episode “Cape Feare” first aired October 7, 1993.
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💙🦋🇺🇸MichaelWestby🇺🇸🦋💙 @tazinib1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Faith is good. Religion is evil. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RFK, Jr is a fucking moron.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
A modified screenshot from Hellbound: Hellraiser II. A man without skin, just glistening muscle and blood, leaning against a cinder block wall he’s left a red smear on as he points to the words he’s written on the wall in his own blood next to him: ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Sorry if this one’s too gross. These are free.
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Music keeping me sane today: youtu.be/G0KXDuPFVdw?...
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YouTube video by Carter Burwell - Topic
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People like the guy, but Glen Powell has always come across like smarmy jagoff to me. Maybe my spidey-sense was on here?
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No question.
The Sundays Wild Horses Harriet Wheeler
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Dennis Goris | Cartoons @dennisgoris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We'll take ours rare #losangeles
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@kenjennings.bsky.social One of my favorites as well.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Digital illustration done in a rough ink style and shades of red. It’s Tim Curry as the big devil man from Legend. He’s all red wearing raggy black garment that still shows off all of his chest. He has a pair of absolutely massive bull-like horns on his head which is thrown back laughing and fists on hips, simply delighted as he contemplates the red lettering next to him which reads ‘Maine it will happen today’.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TW: Sexual assault and r*pe
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got to use this meme twice in one day. www.live5news.com/2026/10/06/c...
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Welcome Hell
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only thing missing from these fucking 'Department of War' ads during the World Series is a voiceover asking "Would you like to know more?"
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Carl Pavlock @carlpavlock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is why I got Edgar Allen Poe from the library as a kid who is way too young
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday's message...
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His dementia is really out of control.
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lufthansa's 100th anniversary livery really is one of the best ever. Especially on the 747.
Lufthansa 747
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A somewhat janky digital rendering of the 60s version of the USS Enterprise rendered in greenish grays with orange highlights on the front of the nacelles and the deflector dish. There is a burst of whooshing rays behind it but the background is the default natural paper color I’ve been using and not space black. Reddish-orange text around the ship set in a Star Trek TOS font reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Johnny C @shoegazer75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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