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Calamity Jason

@threeninjas.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.6K following 7.3K posts

Grief Astronomer for hire.

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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 7h
I wonder if there's churches in TX or Nashville with steel guitars in the band.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 8h
I've got too much bad stuff in my soul.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 9h
If I'm going to live miserable I might as well die doing something good.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 9h
You know how pirates would board a ship and line up the crew and ask them if their captain treated them well, and God help that captain if their answer is no? There's no reason we can't do that today.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 10h
I have way more than 2 wolves inside of me.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After the sun went down we had the realization that it had been a beautiful day.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would appreciate that actually
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He really shouldn't have.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You gotta be on time.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not real. It's ok to hurt me.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Girls don't like me because I'm so punctual. It's not a good look.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm really delicate.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do I even need teeth?
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now it's just see ya later tots
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spider-Man Kissed Me pt. II
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can excuse poisoning children with hemlock if it'll get us more women CEOs.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really want to go to Cahokia.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aw so sad
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Antiwar Mayor of the Moon @moonmayor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
America burnt down
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a fashion statement, everyone assumed you were super cool.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*the good party poisons children with hemlock, the bad party poisons children with henbane* Good Party Internet Person: FYI if you choose not to vote you're supporting poisoning children with henbane!
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
sell your home to who, ben? fucking batman?
WHY LIVE

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Okay, Why Does Anyone Still Live in Gotham?

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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hear invisible music when I close my eyes
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is weird, I see a translate button under this post but the translation just says "please block me?" Anyone else seeing this?
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there's a reasone why police only protect protesters if the protesters are nazis and the reason is they're nazi enforcers of a nazi ruling class whose job is to subdue the masses and in particular the masses that are most hostile to nazis so abolish ice for sure but don't stop there
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most Canadians, Americans, and Europeans do not even know this is happening. That is the type of information desert & misinformation big tech shit show we are in now. When it is your community’s turn, who will be there to speak for you? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Canada continuing genocide against Indigenous Peoples, international tribunal finds | CBC News
An international tribunal has ruled that the Government of Canada’s current policies constitute an ongoing genocide against Indigenous Peoples, following a gruelling week of hearings on intergeneratio...
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
K-Dawg took me whale watching and we saw THREE families of transient orcas, FOUR HUMPBACK EMEFFING WHALES, and ~harbor porpoises. It feels illegal to have friends this good.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
applets and cotlets applets and cotlets navy beans navy beans navy beans
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Robin Hayward 🌳 🏳️‍⚧️ @canopyrobin.com · 30/09/2026
One of the biggest obstacles to trans inclusivity in fieldwork is uncertainty. Here's a video of me talking about it but you can also read about it at inclusivefieldwork.leeds.ac.uk
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'scuse me i am trying to change the sheets
a smol dachshund-mix sitting tangled up in a mass of bedsheets
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Teach it sign language!
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Cozca @cozca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I almost died in the same cell the same way. I was so close to death. I was refused water for 3 days in this jail. I was already dehydrated when I arrived. Just a concrete box of torture. Give us euthanasia instead of a tortured death. Lincoln County Oregon share.google/hyJTrSXnSOY5...
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Family Of Mentally-Ill Inmate Who Died In Custody Receives $2.85 Million From Lincoln County
At nearly $3 million, Lincoln County has settled a federal lawsuit filed on behalf of the family of Bradley Thomas, who died while being held in the…
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's Tom Nutall, by the way
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have you tried marinating them in a soy sauce / vinegar / garlic mixture?
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I imagine ghosts probably taste like jellyfish.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, you don't sashay enough
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do chemists say on Mardi Gras
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ryan Gosling
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck Bunker = Funker
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love?
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a world of Sam Altmen, be a Miles Bennett Dyson.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is there a second aid kit?
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
night sounds
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do chemists say on Mardi Gras
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Show me your precipitates
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