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Calamity Jason

@threeninjas.bsky.social
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Grief Astronomer for hire.

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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 3h
Ryan Gosling
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 3h
Fuck Bunker = Funker
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 4h
In a world of Sam Altmen, be a Miles Bennett Dyson.
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 5h
is there a second aid kit?
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 4h
night sounds
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 5h
What do chemists say on Mardi Gras
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 5h
Show me your precipitates
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 11h
Sorry I said your girlfriends venom glands were unbecoming
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 13h
How many fucking phone numbers does Rashida Tlaib even have
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ferrutxoart.bsky.social @ferrutxoart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5The Concavenator's carcass floats due to the buildup of gases; soon its rib cage will burst, and it will sink, giving rise to what, 125 million years later, will become “Pepito,” one of the most incredible fossils ever found in Spain
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/02/2024
In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
had the idea of collecting the most ominous or threatening images of MrBeast but fear nothing can top this
MrBeast at some event posing with his uncanny smile and dead eyes wearing a black suit jacket over a fuckin hoodie 

“Obviously we won’t kill people.”
-MrBeast, on creating his version of ‘The Hunger Games’
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's waning gibbous. hallelujah it's waning gibbous
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Ye Olde Punk @nehoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was never dropped on my head as a kid, so I just wanna clear that up. As an infant, I did intentionally roll off the couch onto my head, though. Years later, I would knock myself out at Walgreens by spinning on their cart corrals. Don't give my mom credit for something I did myself.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're demolishing Mt. Rainier.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s a haiku I just wrote: I am right, you are wrong. I learned nothing and I have no regrets. Bitch.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's my secret, Cap. I always see dead people.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's wonderful to feel found.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Ivar's in my neighborhood says I'm not allowed to bust anyone's balls about clams when they're not feeling good.
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evil baby ✨🔵 @dumb.baby · 26/10/2024
I'll never tell someone how to take care of their cat. I probably don't know you and I certainly don't know your cat. But veterinarians, biologists, wildlife rehabilitators, birders... everyone agrees that keeping your cats indoors is best for your cat, wildlife, and the environment.
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evil baby ✨🔵 @dumb.baby · 26/10/2024
If you think an indoor cat's life is sterile, you lack imagination. My promise to my babies is that I will keep them safe. Always. I can't say they'll never know fear, but fear will be associated with leaf blowers and vacuums, not hungry coyotes or mountain lions.
Three cats laying all snoozing on an air mattress. Taking up a lot of space, because it is their air mattress.Casper, a very fluffy cream point cat, stretched out on the floor real long, while he plays with a cat toyTurnip and Twiggy laying in the sun while Casper scratches an angled scratching padTurnip, a very fluffy tuxedo cat, laying belly up being silly and adorable
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Scoot McNarry, Timothy Olyphant, and Walton Goggins should be cowboys together.
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so tired but I still have to make coffee and tea and pack up my music gear before I can sleep and I just don't think that's fair.
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Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was such a treat to find these gorgeous little green cup mushrooms in the forest this morning. Usually all I can ever find is the bright turquoise mycelia in the rotting wood. Finding the thumbnail size fruiting bodies is pretty rare for me. Their colour is unreal. 🍄🌿
Bright turquoise green little fingernail shaped mushrooms, growing out of a rotting log
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
just learned my pelt is highly prized among trappers... not great
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
LuxCo has once again revolutionized the semiconductor industry with our trademarked "DIP8 Package with a Cock"
a DIP8 integrated circuit with a cock-like plastic funnel sticking off one face of the chip carrier. it's got a "head" and everything
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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
HIM: you better not be wearing Robes for Pythagoras when i get there MY SILLY ASS:
an old-timey catalog page of various "Robes For Pythagoras"
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
are you squandering what im squandering?
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They don't let me go on wild tangents anymore 😔
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my god oh my god oh my god. Dachshund rhinoceros. Someone please draw a dachshund rhinoceros PLEASE
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You'd think a lot of modern pop "country" "artists", considering what they pretend to value, would be up in arms about habitat destruction.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone remember that artist on Twitter who made cute comics, called herself a Midwestern snail, had a dog named Soup, and maybe a cat named Salad? Is she on here? I miss her comics.
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
soup there it is soup there it is
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If a guy dunked his dick in holy water would Dracula die sucking it ?
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your attention please. She made me salsa verde with tomatillos from her garden. I'm so sorry none of you are me.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Cookie!” 🍪 IG: @cookiemonster www.instagram.com/cookiemonste...
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sadness will last forever.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm gonna invite her over to warm and chill to objects and their fields 😍
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the reason I'm so insecure is because I've never had reason to feel secure so I'm not even sure what that's supposed to look like.
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Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're sad and you know it text everyone in your phone the same joke until someone responds 👏👏
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Lady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Boy math
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 24/09/2026
this lady on threads posted this big huge thing about how artists are just jealous that everyday people can now use AI to create better art that gets more attention so i click through to see her “art”… i wish there was an unveil feature here:
AI slop dragon in sunglasses 

BIGGER IDEAS
MESSIER CREATIVE PROCESS
MORE MAGIC
PET MORE DRAGONS
SAME SARCASM
Fueled by Coffee Chaos
BIG IDEAS
AI CHAOS
* DRAGON ENERGY
* SARCASM & SPELLS
WOMEN WHO CREATE
FANTASY OVER FEAR
PROMPTS & POSSIBILITIES
CREATE WEIRDER BRAVER
KINDER
COOLER WORLDS
FABULOUS
CHAOS
LIVES HERE
Same
Human
Different
Magic
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SpiderHyphenMan @spiderhyphenman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You don't defeat fascism with love for fascists. You defeat fascists with love for your neighbors. That's the power of love. I understand now. I finally understand.
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