Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh my GOD this place is so fucking stupid. I guess it must be bc the description was "I'm so fucking tired of these fucking bots" and you can't say fuck in a list description? What the fuck. 210
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026She's from Thibodaux, LA and she never lets me forget it. 051
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just FYI if you follow this dude, maybe don't. 000
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Do the orange fibers look like this, by chance? 100
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sometimes the personalization on duolingo is creepily accurate. How the heck do they know this? 000
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What kind of sauce are people pouring down the sink in the Gray Wolf Hall men's room??? 120
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026One of my sundews is flowering for the first time! Do y'all know what botanists call flowers that contain both male and female parts? Perfect. They're called perfect flowers. Isn't that the most beautiful thing you ever heard? 🥹 020
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Oh just me and Dale MOTHERFUCKIN Watson! I made him laugh really hard. 100
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just me and Don Pawlak, my favorite pedal steel player in the fucking world! 100
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Read the question. Now read the choices. Fucking what. 020
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Oh my god I love when people refer to their pets as Mr / Ms etc. This is Miss Peach and Miss Alan. 010
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Y'all! Look what I can do! That's my left hand! 020
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I have one of these! Her name is Peach and she's perfect! 110
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I'm high and I thought they meant a humpback whale flipped, like a boat, like it was belly up and someone needs to roll him over. 030
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This is the first time I've watched past the s in ask. Was not expecting that k. 000
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Sometimes I forget to turn off the speech to text app it picks me up talking to Peach and I look at my computer and see something like this: 020
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Had to look it up, early Cretaceous! I just assume dinosaurs ate ferns and cycads or something 😂 210
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Don't come to Skagit Regional, they don't know what goldenrod is! 010
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I think "Gretna...it ain't happenin'" was the city's motto for a while. 010
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026We are at the vet, paid for with my steel guitar! Peach is gonna get medicine for The Itch 🥰🥰🥰 150
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I FINALLY FOUND THEM! The answer to the question what if blueberries cursed God and were condemned to no longer photosynthesize and instead drink the blood of the living. YES THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, MONOTROPA UNIFLORA AKA GHOST PIPE AKA ACHOLOROPHYLLOUS MYCOHETERTROPHIC VAMPIRE BLUEBERRIES!!!! 172
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Oh hell yeah fuckers, y'all did it. Say hello to the fruit of Darlington, a pitcher plant native to northern California and southern Oregon. I don't know what it's going to do next bc it's my first time actually getting a fruit! 2163
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is Miss Peach Louise Brunet and the things I call her most often are Goosie, Gooch, Peachy, Goofer, The Beast, Sweetie, Goose Grease, Greazy Goose, and Baby. 010
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I'm obsessed with the fact that you can see the reflection of my skin on a wooden fence. 010
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I don't understand what possesses people to leave comments like this. 020
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy father's day to ME who has done an infinitely better job raising my daughter than the motherfucker who fucked my mom did for me 030
Calamity Jason @threeninjas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I'm so happy I get to be in @amazingspecimen 🥰 010
