thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The only thing keeping me alive rn is my dog and I’m pretty sure that’s why dogs were invented so good job, ancestors. 120
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Here’s a haiku I just wrote: I am right, you are wrong. I learned nothing and I have no regrets. Bitch. 032
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One time my friend got me a Cameo from Nick Holmes and that alone kept me alive for months. Also, if you were ever on the fence about getting a Cameo from #nickholmes I highly recommend you do so! He was charming, committed, and a total professional. 130
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What’s something that would make rock-bottom worse? Ex: A math class. 220
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m so profoundly fucking sad. 220
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I got fired today! Anyone got a good reason* to go on living? *aside from witnessing the inevitable collapse of capitalism while cackling wildly 220
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ll never find my soulmate because I’m sure he’s having fun in #Canada at the #TurkeyVulture festival and I’m trapped in stupid end-stage capitalism. 150
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tried to form human connections tonight and I think I’m done with that for awhile. 030
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Whyyy did I wake up this morning now I’m stressed 120
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My special brand of white lady is the perfect genetic combination of mixed crackers which makes my digestive system rebel against me yet I remain fat. Seriously, I’m gonna be so good in the upcoming famine. 040
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The first time I bought #TMBG tickets I was so excited because it was also the first time as an adult I asked another adult from work to hang out. Concert canceled because of 9-11. The second time I bought #TMBG tickets it was gonna be a surprise for a friend. Concert canceled because of Covid. 110
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Holy fuck I actually got a doctors appointment with a specialist for next week! NEXT WEEK!!!!!!! Not next month or next spring or next on the waitlist but NEXT WEEK!!!!! That’s literally never happened to me before! 010
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I have to remind myself sometimes that there are too many men out there in the world who are mad at me for something they did. 120
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The first time I remember becoming radicalized was when I watched a teenage girl working at Subway vomit into a huge trash can that was clearly placed next to the register for her to vomit into. 121
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“I’m looking for a man in finance…” 110
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Ok I finally got home from work so it’s time to cry. #dolly 130
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“Boys don’t like funny girls!” -Mrs. Kim 120
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The other day a pawn shop employee asked for my ID and I searched through my wallet, apparently forgot instantly what I was doing, and handed her a dollar for some reason. So anyway that about sums up how it’s going. 131
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Anybody else desperate for a Hockney summer? 031
