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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 6h
Why do all of my favorite political commentators have absolutely shit takes when it comes to entertainment?
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 6h
All of my favorite political commentators have bad entertainment takes for some reason
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 16h
French fried pronatalist
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You are an ostrich addicted to the dirt of your hole
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Is it going to be in the big hole beside the White House, Mr. President? Could it... could it be there?"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If it happens at a rally, there's a fairly good chance he'll get cheers
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unused Happy Days theme song lyrics
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People consistently rank this as one of the best and I don't know what they're talking about. I think they're just enamored with the (very good) train scene. But then there's the rest of the movie.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm surprised she's participating in another debate
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Franco: "You speak English?" Ellison: "Obviously not"
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are more wet blankets on BlueSky than at a swimming pool BRING IT ON
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You don't think saying "we will fulfill our responsibilities and promptly fill any court vacancy" doesn't sound like all-too-believable Schumerism? Hell, a number of them actually WILL take that position, I just hope it's not too many.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's wild. I can't imagine putting a bumper sticker on my car for a freakin' House Speaker no matter how much I liked them
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is good strategic advice, but still a Catch-22 for Dems. If they lie and say they will fill a vacancy, most everyone on their side would rightly freak out
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dems thought "if we make them feel seen, they'll naturally become less extreme." But what actually happened is that the right took this as validation that their extremism was fostering mainstream acceptance.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy two year(ish) anniversary to the pumpkin in your bio 🎃
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a dorf
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I read "it's happened" and thought of something else. It would be really cool if Trump were announcing that. The best announcement he could make, really.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can see why the cook is mad, doing that to the door makes the place look like a real dump.
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Michelle Steinberg, M.Ed @michellesteinberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Editor: You get those drawings of the focus group participants? Artist: Sure did boss, real oaf-looking, just like you asked. Editor: What
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That song is a very amusing attempt to do Sabbath without paying Sabbath
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only thing potentially worse than AI malfunctioning is that it works as intended
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn, Beef almost got turned into his namesake
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How is babby formed?
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a headline
Huffpost.com headline says: "AOC Delivers Stark Message To Ed Sheeran Amid Macklemore Controversy"
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You don't understand, the letters "Donald J. Trump" were load-bearing. Without them, the entire building is at risk of collapse!
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We're going to be seeing a lot of Abu Ghraib-type shit uncovered at these camps as their operations are exposed in coming months. What we already know is bad enough, but it obviously gets so much worse.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This kind of childhood is common for mass murderers like Musk
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I will crawl over broken glass to vote against every Republican in every election for the rest of my life for what they’ve done
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's unfortunate that most seem to believe that CGI should always strive toward naturalism. I'm also in favor of CGI which looks less than photo-realistic but is dripping in STYLE, the kind of thing you'll see in Stephen Chow's work.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FAKE STICKER!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!! WEIRD TEST?????????????????
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Zootopia 2 Pawbert Determined
Alt: Zootopia 2 Pawbert treks through The Shining maze in the snow
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Ashley Kuckelman @ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just gonna leave this here… 🎯
LINDSEY GRAHAM IS DEAD.

I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER MY FIRST AND ONLY ENCOUNTER WITH HIM WHEN HE LOOKED THE GRIEVING MOTHER OF A DEAD POLICE OFFICER IN THE FACE AND BARKED THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO LISTEN TO HER BLAME TRUMP FOR
JANUARY 6TH.

WHEN I SHOWED HIM MY BODY CAM FOOTAGE FROM THAT DAY HE TURNED AWAY AND LOOKED AT HIS PHONE.

REST IN PISS YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS
SCUMBAG. IF THERE IS A HELL I HOPE YOU'RE IN IT.

~ MICHAEL FANONE ~
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No lies detected from Sir Ridley
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think he's one of them Backrooms fellas
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What happens if one of the kids decides in a couple of years that they don't want to do this anymore (a real possibility)? Does the production sue the parents? The kids? Who's gonna strong-arm these tykes if they get out of line?
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Even after South Park has made in clear that it despises these guys. But that hasn't stopped them from appropriating the Matrix and everything else. If they didn't steal pop culture from people who hate them, they'd have nothing at all.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Iran still has tremendous capacity to harm to US if they decide to go scorched earth. Somehow, this administration will be surprised by that capacity if Iran goes there.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[nerd] I'm afraid I must quibble: Weyland was indeed killed WITH his AI creation David (as one is killed WITH a hammer) when the Engineer rips off the android's head and uses it as a bludgeon. And the "TED talk" was a Youtube video released before Prometheus [/nerd] (also Prometheus rulez y'all ;)
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What Trump thinks windmills are, data centers ACTUALLY are
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"There are faces... faces in the water!"
An elven corpse lies under the water of the dead marshes in The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Being clobbered to death with your own AI creation is a fitting end for any tech billionaire
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like to think Danny Boyle has more sense than to craft a truly positive portrayal of the man. Hopefully it's "sympathetic" in the way that a Charles Manson biopic might show how his early life primed him to become a monster without excusing his actions.
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