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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 9m
Nexstar Media Group, everybody!
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The Wooch @thewooch.bsky.social · 2h
NOBODY campaigns harder against Paxton than Trump
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 11h
This historic image is the Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima of MAGA idiocy
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is it so funny to me that they added that big picture of the Atlanta Hawks arena
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bmazing.bsky.social @bmazing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
now here is a level set
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russia hit a private medical center in the center of #Kyiv. This is, again, a purely civilian object, in the middle of a busy business street, in the middle of the day.
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw Wilber in ICE detention yesterday, in a wheelchair with a bullet still in his body. Here’s what’s next: He needs surgery. And ICE needs to cooperate with the independent investigation.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 19/09/2026
For decades people have used the phrase “dick measuring contest” metaphorically. I never thought we'd have an administraton which would take it literally.
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Cannonball Adderall @echoloop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He can remember about 27 things at this point. And “sharks vs electric boats” is one of them
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Adam Vann @adamvann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When they said “mass deportations now” I thought they meant focused deportations after due process!
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fetterman’s stroke destroyed his sense of timing so bad it’s got him jumping onto a sinking ship
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 07/09/2026
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
United States Spaceballs Force
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I mentioned the men’s rights movement in passing to my very not-online therapist. Her eyes got enormous and then she said, very carefully, “Do men… not have rights currently?”
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Beautiful video released by the family of Dolly Parton
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, let’s be fair. You voted for this three times.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh you know the ones
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
😂
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jaxson Dartbot nooooo
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Spook-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Accidentally wrote “I tired” instead of “I tried“ in a work email and just left it that way. Honesty is the best policy.
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open records nerd ♿️🦮🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @openrecordsnerd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Stephen Boisvert 🇨🇦 🟦⭐⭐⭐⭐🟦 @srboisvert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
GenX parents be like "Don't do that" expecting them do exactly that and being both relieved and disappointed/concerned when they don't
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 13/08/2026
By "civil rights warriors" she meant warring *against* civil rights.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Interesting new data
A chart showing that Bluesky is the home of "true posters." Twitter and Threads are not
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 12/08/2026
NEW: Harmeet Dhillon swore in 100+ new Civil Rights Division lawyers as "civil rights warriors" for "ALL Americans" — then named exactly none of them. So we did. Court filings let us ID 11. At least 5 arrived with records of misconduct, controversy, or hiring irregularities. 1/
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Meet the attorneys Harmeet Dhillon installed to turn the Civil Rights Division against its mission - Public Citizen
Introduction  On July 8, 2026, Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon tweeted that she had sworn in more than 100 new…
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am truly honored and humbled to be Minnesota’s Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate. Thank you, Minnesota – for everything.
I love you, Minnesota! Miigwech, thank you for everything!
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm running for U.S. Senate to: Get Big Money out of our politics. End prior authorization. Pass Medicare for All. Rip ICE apart. Raise the wage. Deliver universal childcare. Secure the right to repair. Block the bombs. Save Social Security. Deliver for the people of Minnesota.
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the crypto industry descended on Minnesota and set a truly astonishing pile of money on fire
Graph showing massive amounts of primary ad spending for Angie Craig vs Peggy Flanagan
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
help someone on tiktok said that garret crochet (and skubal) pitch like alice from twilight and now I cannot unsee it
alice from twilight with a high leg kick as part of her winduptarik skubal with a high leg kick as part of his windup
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/09/2025
Trump: "The MMR I think should be taken separately. This is based on what I feel."
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Debbie Chavez Vinette @debbiecvinette.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Horse touched by the music displays his smile of approval. 🥰
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is a terrific response, but they can go even further -- the weak attack on "communism" gives Democrats a great opening to call out Trump's massive cronyism and corruption.
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Dirk Gently @ktc2.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
FLASH: Justice Dept seeks to dismiss Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool criminal case against former Olympian David Hearn Trump Admin acknowledges: "Damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor"
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 31/07/2026
#tbt
Elon Musk @elonmusk

My guess is that Vivek will far exceed the polls when the votes are counted

12:59 AM 1/14/24
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 29/07/2026
We destroyed Irans military then had to go back to fighting the non existent military but had to stop because we were using too many expensive missiles attacking the not-military because we weren’t flying over the country with no military because their non military was still a threat to our planes.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name.
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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
this is why they paid Bari the big bucks, only she could think critically about what would restore the shine to 60 minutes, lean back, and say "get me Ross Douthat"
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Mike Caulfield @mikecaulfield.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There's an inside baseball misinformation studies point I want to make here about enduring five years of the political science and sociology folks saying: "people online don't really believe this stuff, this is all just downstream expression" and what an obvious crock that was.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
MITCH MCCONNELL IS ON ETERNITY LEAVE... Cleveland, Ohio 😂
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