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My fondest childhood memories are of our father coming home from work at the Plastic Bag Factory on Fridays, when he'd bring us that week's extra bags to play with. I loved to hop in the extra large bag and pretend i was Jonah in the belly of the great whale, or dashing pilot of a grand dirigible!

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

America's Next Mop Handle

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i think i heard the loud ufo that the people on art bell are talking about.

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

let's give it up for the loving kissers of the world everyone. may we all know their bliss

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We need Orbitz, Jeeves, and lots of it! As warm as can safely be served!

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Peepers Never Prosper, except when it comes to maybe seeing some shit

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Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Here, matey, how's that for spiced fruit cordial? Try some of this hot root punch. How d'you like mint-cream cake? Have a wedge. D'you reckon you'd get the better of one of these preserved plums? Come on then.

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

All right then, bye bye! Take Care 😀!! Yes, take very care...😈

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

my LAME ASS mom would never buy us Sharp Metal Megachunks cereal

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the mice in the ceiling are Warring

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

that’s enough Long, Dark Nights of the Soul, thank you

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i need to get a worn ol baseball that's a treasured keepsake from my childhood

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The red bleed on the white lettering on this shirt has always bothered me, so I decided to fix it with puff paint. One E down

Colorado navy
Colorado red
Creede
Colorado green

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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

for sale: batmobile; lost its wheel

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lizzie Borden, took an axe without paying, from the Lowe's she was tackled by LP guys in bad sneakers

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Primetime? You mean Primetime Glick?

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i feel like hand soap is getting weaker, less sudsy. i have to use and buy more. pain at the pump...

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

flashing light

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

really nailed my hot grain cereal today. let's ride off that

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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

sacre goo! – a french slime, perhaps

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Me see-ing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me saw-ing: Wheeeeee! Haha!!!! Whoooo hoo!!

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

mini garden on a dog's back? why not?

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

life is a high way, i wanna high way all high way

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

An hovered object in the sky.

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

sitting here in the cool calm night and Pretending

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I decided My harvest early this year was my last one for a while, but I still have this vegging plant and it has outgrown my lighting setup. If I flower it now it’s going to reach up to the ceiling! Not sure what’s gonna happen to it when I move.

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I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i have a subtle knife. Dont really use it though

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Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Arrowhead bread, hot and crusty from the ovens, with honey or greengage preserves to spread on it. Biscuits, damson scones, and savory pasties were passed to and fro among the beakers of wild plum juice and hot dandelion an' mint tea.

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