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Ian, Teller of Tales

@thesheepleschamp.bsky.social
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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I've been very offline lately, but I want more Magic books and lore - just got my copy of Omens of Chaos by @seananmcguire.bsky.social ! Super stoked to start reading this - perhaps my fire for Magic lore will be rekindled 👀 also, the Command Tower is beautiful! #magicthegathering
My hardcover copy of Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos by Sean an McGuire, featuring the bonus Command Tower that comes with it.
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zeet (irrigation engineer) @zeet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
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Flesh and Blood TCG @fabtcg.com · 13/02/2026
This is How It Feels. buff.ly/ZyaJoJf
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How it Feels to Play Flesh and Blood
In Flesh and Blood, you become a hero of legend. Start your journey with your new favorite TCG and dive into ready-to-play Silver Age Decks! Available now at your Local Game Store. Silver Age is…
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Mike (#1 Professor Kung-Fu Fan) Burgess @chunkjump.biz · 14/02/2026
Ask and you shall receive
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Stevoisiak @stevoisiak.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
Google with AI buttonsGoogle without AI buttons
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Mental Misplay @mentalmisplay.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The CEO of Farts asked people to stop using the word "shit" for ASS- generated content.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/01/2026
important news
photo of an opossum sitting on a guys lap captioned with a news chyron reading 
opossum
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Screenshot sent from a follower Quite horrific what TikTok allows versus what they don't
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Please share. 💔
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
At a defence for migrants in a local hotel some fash snuck from their group to get behind our counter demo. Half of us turned to face them, unsure but still chanting... Then one of us stepped towards them. We all realized then that we didn't need to wait for them to leave; we could make it happen.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/01/2026
Bart Simpson sitting in the back of the family car. Caption reads "What an odd thing to say."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/01/2026
Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn theonion.com/pioneering-female-arch…
Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Did you know: ICE agents are cowards? They are untrained & weak? They are sniveling little Nazis who kill when they feel belittled & frustrated, & when made to feel ACTUAL fear they will abandon their Righteous Cause in moments? Did you know: You can beat them? You can do it now?
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Worth every second
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It's really easy to despair and feel hopeless these days, but there are a lot of people out there who care.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
a major american city is being forced to close schools because armed government agents are raiding and pepper spraying and terrorizing children and teachers for social media content
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/01/2026
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good theonion.com/british-teen-returning…
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
this right here is why the day after 1/6 i cut off all my hair. because i just knew that if it was black people it'd be a massacre. that they would have gotten to the steps without being mowed down.
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
a bunny holding a spiked morning star by lily seika jones
text: we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
OMENS OF CHAOS is coming fast! Pre-order your copy, with special edition Command Tower, today: www.tiktok.com/@vorthosjay/...
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Omens of Chaos Update! #vorthos #magicthegathering #mtgecl
TikTok video by Jay Annelli
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
you don't know me
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/12/2025
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bath…
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Me patting my small Cyndaquil plushie and some TV News overlay with the text "BREAKING NEWS: Is Cyndaquil Important? Experts say yes"
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 27/12/2025
i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️‍⚧️
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Trump was accused of Rape. Victim was found with her head blown off. Police say “no way” a suicide.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/12/2025
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan theonion.com/charli-xcx-does-line-o…
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
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Jess, Girl Kisser, Kitty Petter, Shadowheart Wifer 💖🌈 @jessieboo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
repost if trans people should have dr pepper
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
⭐ New Video 🪓 Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering Folks, this one's a bit big... youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
no idea
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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
First four EDH/Commander decks! I got introduced to the format thanks to the 2011 precons. Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons Rafiq - Voltron Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do) Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator
MTG card "Kaalia of the Vast"TG card "Rafiq of the Many"MTG card "Child of Alara"MTG card "Sheoldred, Whispering One"
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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity. LOTR is commonly discussed when this topic comes up; the books contain many positive, masculine role models, but Aragorn probably takes the cake for me. Normalize kissing the homies on the forehead.
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a man with a beard is kissing another man
Alt: A gif of Aragorn, son of Arathorn, kissing Boromir, son of Denethir, on the forehead after he passes.
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Great Lakes and also store brands across 31 states abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Food...
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Shredded cheeses voluntarily recalled from Target, Walmart and more due to possible metal contamination
Great Lakes Cheese Co Inc. has recalled more than 1.5 million bags of shredded cheese sold at Target, Aldi, Walmart and other stores.
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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/11/2025
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bath…
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else
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women frotting @daisy.universe.dog · 15/11/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/11/2025
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
She doesn't know I suck her husband better
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 05/11/2025
BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting. If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
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Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract
Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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Nelson Salahub @coachnelly.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Trans people are people
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AuroraPeachy 🍑 @aurorapeachy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/11/2025
Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
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Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic-official.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween from all of us at SEGA!
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Yet another beastie that goes into the "child is significantly stronger than its parent" category alongside Scythecats and Displacer Beasts. Power scalers in shambles. (also, I love earthbending and I love this precious baby) #MTGxATLA #MTG
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