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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I've been very offline lately, but I want more Magic books and lore - just got my copy of Omens of Chaos by @seananmcguire.bsky.social ! Super stoked to start reading this - perhaps my fire for Magic lore will be rekindled 👀 also, the Command Tower is beautiful! #magicthegathering

My hardcover copy of Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos by Sean an McGuire, featuring the bonus Command Tower that comes with it.

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zeet (irrigation engineer) @zeet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

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Mike (#1 Professor Kung-Fu Fan) Burgess @chunkjump.biz · 14/02/2026

Ask and you shall receive

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Stevoisiak @stevoisiak.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

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Mental Misplay @mentalmisplay.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

The CEO of Farts asked people to stop using the word "shit" for ASS- generated content.

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Sure thing! I have goal/resolution of sorts to acknowledge the good people do more, so I wanted you to know at least one person is being impacted! Also, I'm 29 next month myself, so you're reminding me that it's never too late to start, as much as I doom on myself sometimes (:

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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I've recently been able to overcome a lot of my difficulty with motivation, focus, and patience, and that alongside the repeated mantra of "make shit even if it's not perfect" that you keep blasting is hyping me up. I'm gonna make some shit today, and every day if I can. Happy birthday!

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Gotta say Cal, I started following you as I enjoyed your input and involvement on PWP and just followed as many MTG people as I could on Bluesky when I migrated here, but your constant reinforcement to actually make art instead of *thinking* about making art has been very inspirational.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/01/2026

important news

photo of an opossum sitting on a guys lap captioned with a news chyron reading
opossum

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

LET'S GOOOOO - looking forward to the Valda SAGE guide 👀

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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Screenshot sent from a follower Quite horrific what TikTok allows versus what they don't

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Please share. 💔

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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

At a defence for migrants in a local hotel some fash snuck from their group to get behind our counter demo. Half of us turned to face them, unsure but still chanting... Then one of us stepped towards them. We all realized then that we didn't need to wait for them to leave; we could make it happen.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/01/2026

Bart Simpson sitting in the back of the family car. Caption reads "What an odd thing to say."

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/01/2026

Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn theonion.com/pioneering-female-arch…

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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Did you know: ICE agents are cowards? They are untrained & weak? They are sniveling little Nazis who kill when they feel belittled & frustrated, & when made to feel ACTUAL fear they will abandon their Righteous Cause in moments? Did you know: You can beat them? You can do it now?

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Worth every second

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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

It's really easy to despair and feel hopeless these days, but there are a lot of people out there who care.

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

> things that'll make Guardians say "Hell yeah"

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

a major american city is being forced to close schools because armed government agents are raiding and pepper spraying and terrorizing children and teachers for social media content

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/01/2026

British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good theonion.com/british-teen-returning…

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

this right here is why the day after 1/6 i cut off all my hair. because i just knew that if it was black people it'd be a massacre. that they would have gotten to the steps without being mowed down.

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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

OMENS OF CHAOS is coming fast! Pre-order your copy, with special edition Command Tower, today: www.tiktok.com/@vorthosjay/...

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Omens of Chaos Update! #vorthos #magicthegathering #mtgecl

TikTok video by Jay Annelli

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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

you don't know me

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/12/2025

JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bath…

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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 27/12/2025

i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️‍⚧️

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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Trump was accused of Rape. Victim was found with her head blown off. Police say “no way” a suicide.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/12/2025

Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan theonion.com/charli-xcx-does-line-o…

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Umbral Collar Zealot is my favorite, but I know *why* it's taken a while to get something like this: the effect is STRONG! Such a fun card in so many strategies, and it helped me dominate my prerelease!

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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

⭐ New Video 🪓 Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering Folks, this one's a bit big... youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

For consistency, I'd always lean toward something that can draw you cards, but if you have a high-enough creature density, Omarthis is probably just as good *and* more fun IMO!

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Tremendous W. I may have to resubscribe to Humble Bundle updates haha thanks for the heads up!

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

These ePubs are DRM-free and can be read on any ereaders, right? 👀

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Sonic & Shadow are my favorite queer allies.

Sonic the Hedgehog says "Sorry, I don't associate with TRASH," which is an acronym meaning, "Transphobes, racists, ableists, exists, and homophobes."

Shadow the Hedgehog carries a trans pride flag and a handgun, saying, "Trans people are cool," with flames behind him in the color of the trans pride flag.

Shadow the Hedgehog, carrying a handgun, defends Whisper the Wolf and Tangle the Lemur from off-screen danger, saying, "Get behind me, lesbians - I'll protect you."

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I lived in Japan twice for a total of about 19 months, but I never got to visit a game store. Despite that, these pictures hit me with a wave of nostalgia. Hope you're having a blast!

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

The TNG crew regularly plays poker for fun despite having no real stakes - this is how it should be lol

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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

no idea

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Faithbearer Paladin. Scoured through 200 knight creatures and could have filtered by Innistrad sets but was on mobile and didn't have the patience lol

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

First four EDH/Commander decks! I got introduced to the format thanks to the 2011 precons. Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons Rafiq - Voltron Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do) Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity. LOTR is commonly discussed when this topic comes up; the books contain many positive, masculine role models, but Aragorn probably takes the cake for me. Normalize kissing the homies on the forehead.

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a man with a beard is kissing another man

Alt: A gif of Aragorn, son of Arathorn, kissing Boromir, son of Denethir, on the forehead after he passes.

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Three teams for different scenarios: - My comp team from Gen 6, and I wouldn't change much about it presently assuming I could keep those rules - "Comp" team if I was a serious trainer in-universe and stats didn't matter - My "cute" team for being an in-universe NPC; this one changes often

Pokémon team consisting of Jolteon, Politoed, Mega Swampert, Ferrothorn, Gengar, and Dragonite

Pokémon team consisting of Jolteon, Swampert, Golurk, Goodra, Mismagius, and Meowscarada

Pokémon team consisting of Furret, Mamoswine, Rowlet, Yamper, Misdreavus, and Bellibolt

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Ian, Teller of Tales @thesheepleschamp.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

If they were mechanically unique creatures, they could give them the Icingdeath treatment.

Image of the MTG card "Icingdeath, Frost Tyrant"

Icingdeath, Frost Tyrant {2}{W}{W}

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying, vigilance

When Icingdeath, Frost Tyrant dies, create Icingdeath, Frost Tongue, a legendary white Equipment artifact token with “Equipped creature gets +2/+0,” “Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls,” and equip {2}.

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Illustrated by Matt Stewart

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