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Jason McQuino

@thesecondjqm.bsky.social
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Hypostatic union of queer flowers. he/they. Writing stories and telling tall tabletop tales. Transgendered in theology, transplanted in Minneapolis

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 03/10/2026
(clasping your hands between mine) no. *we* have an *ourgrain*
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Eren Angiolini @erenangiolini.com · 29/09/2026
It's my birthdaaaaay!🎊 As an artist, it's often difficult to acknowledge how much I work and how much I improve, so today I want to be nicer to myself and share some of my favourite pieces I made since my last bday.💙 If you'd like to share, it would be a lovely gift!🙏✨
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Chris H. 🍄🌛 @sutexii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Commission 🐺 -✷- sutexii.art#commission #art #commission
Color bust commission. A portrait, framed against an abstract medical cutout of a werewolf
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Leo’s “the fuck am I supposed to do with THIS?” face.
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Stephne Tate @quailtea.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Endangered Species of the Philippines 🇵🇭
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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Myrmidia @myrmidia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
HOW DOES ONE GET THE ATTENTION OF TTRPG FREAKS IM NO BIG CORPO WITH UNLIMITED BUDGET HI HELLO SMALL LIL ONE GAL SHOW HELP pls come get sickass npc packs for only one single dollar maybe tell ur friends …hii Patreon.com/myrmidia
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it
(Part 1) A 3 panel comic page. 

Panel 1: Character1 in the foreground, looking ragged and hunched over an iPad says “everything makes me wanna die today”. Character2 in the background looking over a small animal enclosure says “hey pause what you’re doing”. 

Panel 2: Closeup of character2 with dramatic lighting saying “the hamster’s awake”.

Panel 3: Closeup of a hamster happily eating a sunflower seed.(Part 2) A 3 panel comic page. 

Panel 1: Worm’s eye view from the hamster’s perspective of both characters looking down into the enclosure. Character2 says “look at her!” and character1 says “I’m gonna throw up”.

Panel 2: Character1 reaches into the enclosure and pets the hamster with a fingertip and says “you’re soo dumb”.

Panel 3: Character1 looks up at character2 and says “I hope you know when she goes, so does my mental health. Character2 frowns in the foreground.
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Eleonor Piteira @eleonorpiteira.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Another one for the Secret Society of Unpractical Headpieces in Space series (that still doesn't exist, really)
Stylized illustration of a woman in profile with an elaborate golden piece of jewellery around her head, painted by Eleonor Piteira
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Richard Pace @rpace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yup
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Eric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ALXSkeets squad goals
Reminder to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much water and literature as possible

Upset local city councils with your presence
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Xenomorph frogs sculptures by Li Changchun
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Haven't watched yet, but as it has a new season let's bring over to Bluesky my cast list for Lord of the Rings using the cast of S1-3 of Ted Lasso. Let's start with an easy one: Aragorn. No fucking second breakfasts for any fucking hobbits or any other fucking muppets with this Aragorn.
Bret Goldstein as Roy Kent glares to the side.
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
@TimHenke9
eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
Show this thread
Select all squares with traffic lights
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
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Madeleine Fjäll @madeleinefjall.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Kim Kitsuragi my beloved 🥺❤️
illustration of Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium leaning against a wall-like thing, holding a cigarette, blowing out smoke that swirls around the image. there's a small strip of light glowing on his face and glasses.
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🦇⚰️DracuLevi⚰️🦇 @likethejeans.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Alex Krokus's 4 panel comic "life of a meme." the comic portrays figures being delighted by putting pineapples on their heads. humanoid figures labeled "brand" begin putting pineapples on their heads. the first group abandon the pineapples, leaving the "Brands" perform the activity at each other
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 13/07/2026
oh it's non-binary awareness week BEWARE NON-BINARY PEOPLE ARE AMONGST YOU YOU MIGHT EVEN BE ONE
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i’m sorry but ‘literally died of hard heartedness’ is the most hack writing yet in an already weak season
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She's just like me
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Jane Eyre Jane Fyre Jane Water Jane Earthe Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye... Until the Fyre Janes attackid.
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Jason McQuino @thesecondjqm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
he *is* emphatically on the team imho
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Old School Punk Librarian @kennethf62.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries
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Jason McQuino @thesecondjqm.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
if anyone wants to know what's going on in my head, any at point, please refer below
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 22/06/2026
One of the 15 defendants in Minnesota indicted on "Antifa" charges for allegedly standing up to ICE is simply accused of writing an article we published about the murder of Renee Good. The author describes an ICE agent shooting a pepper ball at his eye, point-blank. You can read the article here:
crimethinc.com
Minneapolis Responds to ICE Committing Murder
On January 7, 2026, an ICE agent murdered Renee Good. This is an account from a participant in the protests that broke out on scene of the murder.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tweet from @cowboy_postbop

being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot

Scene from Office Space: "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Jason McQuino @thesecondjqm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
double ordination weekend, as my friend Dennis is Extra Special Eastern Catholic (and thanks newly minted Father @sjml.bsky.social for blocking my view of Dennis)
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Jason McQuino @thesecondjqm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
congratulations @sjml.bsky.social on priestly ordination!!! and those other guys too. and God, too, I suppose. (and sorry photos are blurry, the ontological change takes a little time before it settles)
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Ceinwen Langley @ceinwenlangley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
The Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin asks his dad to come play in the snow with him. His dad initially says no, because he has to work. Then, angry at himself, his Dad goes out to build a snowman with Calvin. As the Dad works into the night to make up for it, we see Calvin’s mum lifting him up to give one of the few, if only, kisses he ever gives his dad in the Calvin and Hobbes run. His dad is content. It’s a textless comic, and it’s lovely.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 09/06/2026
obsessed with thomas. happy pride 🪿🌈✨
tumblr post with a screenshot of an article titled “Blind Bisexual Goose Named Thomas Who
Spent Six Years in a Love Triangle With Two Swans And Helped Raise 68 Babies Dies at The Ripe Old Age Of 40”

subheading: He's a bit much

MAY 29, 2024

RIP to the legendtumblr post continues

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
(link to Thomas’ wikipedia article)

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

• He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
• Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
• Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
• When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
• Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
•Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
• As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
• His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
• Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper.
He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
• Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.
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Jason McQuino @thesecondjqm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
between hate and AIDS, we basically lost a generation. it's a sign of progress, small as it is, that we get to grow old
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Clark Valentine @clarkvalentine.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This cishet dude is proud to be in solidarity with queer folks whose knees hurt like a motherfucker sometimes
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Rachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Classicist here to inform you all that this is ancient Greek for summoning a cat
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Jason McQuino @thesecondjqm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
nice
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Jason McQuino @thesecondjqm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Pope Leo pulling no punches, always love to see it
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 08/04/2026
I highly recommend that everyone follow artists. If you do, your feed is filled with art every day. Real, original art. It's bonkers that you can even have this. Amazing. Undeniably cool. And then support those artists, when you can, because that helps the delight continue.
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Pope Leo XIV previews his encyclical by attacking Silicon Valley’s “unbridled promotion and implementation of technology at the expense of human dignity.”
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Melociraptor @likeshine.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Been thinking about this Tweet a lot lately...
a tweet that says "oh poor baby do you need the robot to make you pictures?" and other insulting things to AI users
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 21/05/2026
absolutely yes
anni’s pale tattooed arm and hand touching a large green mossy tree trunk
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Srutis 🔞 @srutis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
the human body is silly
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
On the tube
Photo of a fake OpenAi ad on the overground. Text: "Yes, we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves.

But — it might also help them with their homework."

Chatgpt logo
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 14/05/2026
found a new NOAA gallery that has terrible metadata but also this guy
Photo by Daryl Duda of a balloonfish, which is a type of porcupinefish. What you need to know is the fish has big dark eyes that reflect the bright green marine plants around it and it is doing a chill fish smile. Lil spikes on top, some stripes. Suggestions of some facial hair. Very high charisma.
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