sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 6hthe idea of a computer window that can't be closed really scares me 040
Reposted by sbevesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10h*resting my chin on my fist* ooh, tell me less 09940
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 6him absolutely sniffing what you're scratching. it's a ridiculous expectation that only serves to isolate us 020
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 7hI've never gotten my bones broken by sticks or stones but many a time words have hurt me 040
Reposted by sbeveNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 7h'straight poopin from the b-hole' - new phrase for when stuff is moving on but it aint clean or pretty 2192
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 14haddicted to posting pictures of my butthole on throwaway accounts that no one will ever find 270
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 21hAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHstatic.klipy.comhellAlt: hell 150
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 22hThis user still makes their Bluesky posts the old-fashioned way! 270
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It's been 97 days since i laid my head beside you, and a million miles of highway in-between 010
Reposted by sbeveNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026nice ancient curse, but ive seen better -guy who knows an even ancienter curse 1161
Reposted by sbevenoted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026"dont give up skeleton" - guy who sells addictive bones 064
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i ate the rest.... i didn't put my pingaling anywhere near it........ im sorry 020
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026lmao you're a millenial. how's the avocado toast and the umm. uhmm... i got nothing. debt? 140
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i know what it is but im not going to tell you because im #evil and #fuckedup 010
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026ate half of a fucking gigantic döner kebab wrap. now I can #fuck the other half. Yup! #Ifuckfood 1112
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026you can buy car insurance for fun. you don't even need to own a car 020
Reposted by sbeveSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 12/10/2026this is the first time that one of those poorly photoshopped t-shirt ads have ever made me genuinely laugh 823122
Reposted by sbeveNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026looking forward to doing the dishes - the dish diddler 0142
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm balancing it out with beer so I don't get TOO healthy 010
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026that's my mayor (i have never been to the United States, let alone NYC) 1160
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026why is my ass ALWAYS sweaty? It's fucking freezing and my ass is just sweat city population my fucking booty cheeks 040
sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026might go buy some muesli to eat with it. that sounds yummy 120
