Reposted by LaurenRiley @riley.northsky.social · 7hPlease enjoy my Murderbot pumpkin (without making direct eye contact with it) 0214
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 11hDid a presentation to the director-level leadership team at work for the first time in like 7 years AND didn't choke, please clap 180
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 12hRe: The scary media as kids meme — Poltergeist? ✅ No problem, to my Catholic mom's horror Ernest Scared Stupid? ❌ Nightmare fuel, absolute trauma, hard quit the film, never felt so betrayed 130
Reposted by Laurenderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵 10459471684
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026logging on to stupid final fantasy to water my stupid glazenuts because they're DRAMA QUEENS 010
Reposted by LaurenGretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 01/10/2026Huh. Today in "always look up the etymology because sometimes you're just repeating a myth but sometimes it's weirder and more incredible than you could have possibly imagined" www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c... 10703261
Reposted by LaurenKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“what if women get organized” how about what if men didn’t rape us 437021
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026NEW @hookieduke.bsky.social PIZZAMAS SHIRT? This is not a drill.pizzamas.comPan Pizza John ShirtPizza John is the GOAT. Sometimes you have to put down the pan flute and dig into a pan pizza. This shirt is for people who are a fan of the wild. 151
Reposted by LaurenSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not 71119309
Reposted by Laurenrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889381222
Reposted by LaurenLee Worms @gleefulworms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#Commissions! open! Please DM me if you have any inquiries <3 #OC #Art ~ 141
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Imagine if I didn't have to sit on hold with multiple roadblocks every 90 days to get this prescription for a non-controlled substance that has been approved for 99 years. Imagine that. What a world we'd live in. 120
Reposted by Laurenderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking. 328164982139
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When your cat kind of forgets he's sitting near you but then he looks over at you and is like, oh right — *starts purring* That's the good stuff 060
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You know, I really resent that bullshit marketing and scammers have robbed me of the joy I had in my 20s that when my phone rang it was because someone who wanted to talk to me was calling. 130
Reposted by LaurenIt's me, Nico. @nicasio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Times are getting a bit tough on my end, and having some work lined up would help immensely. If you have any need of editing or sensitivity reading, please keep me in mind! 03242
Reposted by Laurenalicia 🍳 NYCC AA I-24 @acorviart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026me: draws Real Animal guy who has only seen Real Animal in the context of one Entertainment Medium: whoa is this fanart of Entertainment Medium 41376
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026can we at least agree that one of the weirder things we've done as humans is invent a scented trash bin liner. 010
Reposted by Laurenrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin 191283236
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i have given rice cakes a bad rap in my head because i grew up in the 90s diet culture era but sometimes i just want the fucking Texture™️ 020
Reposted by LaurenGretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 11/09/2026Uh hi and it's in my colours??? 5778
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My mother was set to fly from Detroit to New York the morning of 9/11. We didn't have information about where the planes were coming from, and I was at school, so I spent a few hours stewing in fear that she was dead. 110
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Spent some time this morning rereading Tom Junod's fine piece of journalism. Memory is a funny thing, for each of us.esquire.comThe Falling ManDo you remember this photograph? In the United States, people have taken pains to banish it from the record of September 11, 2001. The story behind it, though, and the search for the man pictured in i... 000
Reposted by LaurenTrans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Absolute S-tier level of dudes rocking 72058365
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What's the over/under on Blizzard management doing mass layoffs now that they've finally agreed to acknowledge union terms. 010
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I guess "started a garden" but I feel like I haven't reached the concerning fervor levels necessary to qualify for a midlife crisis. Not ph-testing the soil yet. Am getting more interested than I thought I would be in the bugs that show up, though. 020
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026RT with your home river: Saying the Mississippi River is my "home" river feels like trying to claim Lake Superior: a deadly degree of hubris. But I did grow up next to it, and watched it break its banks and flood in 1993, so there's that. 010
Reposted by LaurenJack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 09/09/2026TRUMP: I can Godzilla whenever I like. if the 9/11 boys, the terrorrorists, came and wanted to eat this building, I'd Godzilla them. bam. not a lot of people can turn into Godzilla, Obama can't, but I can. Could have done it in 2001 but I was golfing, big shame, oops BBC: Trump remembers the fallen 2266
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026casually cruising linkedin job listings as a form of self-harm 131
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Watching a series of very technical tutorials at work for a new piece of software and I'm always amazed by how the instructors fail to explain why something matters. I don't just need the technical info, I need to know the use case. 🫠 010
Reposted by Laurentunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 425174243863
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026jfc, i just got an email that the nytimes is increasing my subscription cost by 60% in one go. this is the only news service i pay for and i was raised in a household that believes in funding journalism but also it's 2026 and my housemate lost his job and we're all steadily going broke over here 💀 110
Reposted by LaurenWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This “game” on the White House website, a version of Snake where you play as a white man in a suit and you run around picking up identifiably black, Asian, and Latino men and putting them in orange jumpsuits, might be the most openly white supremacist thing I’ve ever seen the US government produce 12934981233
Reposted by LaurenPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026One of my favorite, underappreciated political books is "The Bush Tragedy" by Jacob Weisberg, which justifies the sin of psychoanalyzing a public figure. Jake now writes about Bush's legacy of passivity in the face of the destruction of what good he did. www.newyorker.com/news/essay/g...newyorker.comGeorge W. Bush’s Code of SilenceHe lovingly paints immigrants, praises free trade and diplomacy, and rues the coarsening of American politics. Why won’t he talk about Donald Trump? 5909
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Phase one of trying to get a prescription refilled involved 9 phone calls over the course of 90 minutes. The refill has not been obtained. The job is not done. Healthcare is a full time job. 120
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Truly cannot explain the weirdness of Boston Moving Day if you have not been there. 66-70% of the leases in Boston end on August 31/begin on Sept 1. The City is MOSTLY rentals. The City does not sleep for this 24 hour period. It is literally insane. 110
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hey, so, I know four people who have gotten into traffic incidents in the past few days, idk if Ford Mercury is in retrograde or what but please give yourself some extra time to get where you're going. 040
Reposted by LaurenTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards. 20100363166
Reposted by Lauren✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every drag show this weekend is going to have to make some very hard choices 41952551
Reposted by LaurenJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 117313108382
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Narnia came to me at a time of great transition in my life, and the idea of permanent belonging altered my chemistry. "Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia." Over the years, it became a reminder that we're always allowed inside books. Even Susan. Especially Susan. 060
Lauren @thesalad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I was in the car listening to NPR when the news about Dolly broke, and I said "No!" out loud. And then like two minutes later I hopped a curb on a slow right-turn and rattled myself pretty good. Environmental storytelling, much to my chagrin. 030