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Caoimhe Deyn

@empressofkashyr.bsky.social
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Dungeon Master, Archer and Minecrafter. Gay as heck. Labhair Gaeilge liom. Sí/Í

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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boss let me know he's hiring someone else, meaning I'll actually have a coworker for the first time since april 2024
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
July ordinances - July Revolution - June Rebellion - Les Miserables (1862) - Les Mis (1985) - Les Mis Film - I fall madly in love with Samantha Barks as Eponine - Reread les mis in 2025 - scroll tumblr for les mis content - find eponine/cosette playlist - It has RB's gay cover of Guilty as Sin
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think the spotify algorithm is trying to tell me something. Listening to all my music on random and got Therapy (Maisie Peters), Ghosted my Therapist (Rachel Bochner) and My Therapist Told Me (Xana) all back to back
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Other lesbians always get so mad at me when I say I don't care for Hozier. and like. I'm sorry, but why would i listen to a man? Why would I willingly subject myself to listening to a man? I have better things to do
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hearing unconfirmed reports that I am in fact That Bitch
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For years I've been hating Ed Sheeran for, frankly, no good reason. Glad to know I've been vindicated and there's been a good reason the whole time
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My review
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Books I've read, 2026 I love cities, I love the idea of cities, I love specific cities, I love cities generally. I love the history of cities, I love the future of cities. I love to wander cities. I love to live in cities. I love to build cities and imagine cities and dream of cities. I love cities
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Book 16: Carmilla Rereading an old favourite. Maybe Sheridan Le Fanu meant this to be gothic horror, but to me, personally? This is erotica.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 09/09/2026
how it felt seeing samus eat people in the new metroid trailer art by: @grandmasterwalrus.bsky.social
Samus from Metroid staring down at me, Lady Emily, who is looking up at her with a :3 face
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Book 15: A Dream of Red Mansions I hate this book. I love this book. I'm going to be thinking about it for the rest of my life. It took me over 3 months to finish. I want to start it again. It was so boring. I was hooked the entire time. A must read. I would never recommend it to anyone ever.
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She really is the funniest artist in the world because I posted this on twitter and she liked and retweeted it
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Book 14: The Green Knight Read aloud by my wife to me and my flatmate. Remarkable book. Extremely bisexual.
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shot so well at archery I briefly became religious
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The ocarina of time remake has given Sheik long hair and this is genuinely devastating. Bring me butch Zelda or bring me death
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my favourite artists, Rachel Bochner, is releasing her 1st album this month, and I'm very excited that I'll get to experience it at the same time as the rest of the fandom. If we trace the series of events that lead me to this point back to their origin, we come to a fascinating conclusion
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm 3 chapters away from finishing A Dream of Red Mansions, which at 2549 pages, will be the longest book I've ever read. I am going to be thinking about this book for the rest of my life. Here are some no context facts about this book 1/
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Going to start telling people I was a feral child raised by cows, which is only somewhat not true
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 03/09/2026
marked safe from the ChatGPT outage, etc
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
rent lowering kobold
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I got 8 hours sleep for the first time in months! Never kill yourself!
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Art that's purposefully provocative isn't *by necessity* evil. Being uncomfortable isn't being wronged.
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Incredible interaction I had with a stranger today. So I was walking down the street, mind my bizz, and a woman passes by, catches my attention, and says 'there's courgettes everywhere up ahead' I take a moment to process that insane statement, thank her for the information, and continue onwards 1/
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ways in I would benefit if real life worked like Minecraft - I could instantly summon a pig to my location by saying /summon pig -
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who up eating mad ants with me?
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They're calling me a transmisognyistic cis gay in the quotes
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Remembering that my ex once wrote a love poem about someone else while we were dating and then got it published in the magazine that my now wife ran. That's capital D Dyke Drama right there
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think often of every person who's ever passed through my life, but none more so than the girl I met at a concert who told me she only listens to music by lesbians and bi women, and she loves that it doesn't centre men and she's so happy that beautiful sapphic love exists and also she's straight
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Police Officer takes part in religious festival
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 29/08/2026
I live inside a bamboo stalk! かぐや姫ごっこしましたっ☆
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Caught by the cctv.. "Eat up, little buddy. Don't be shy." 😹🐍💛 #cat #plushdoll #besties
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zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 28/08/2026
dude if jimmy kimmel was trans he'd have it so fucking easy. he could just change his name to kimmy jimmel and be done with it
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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Bluesky hack: You don’t actually need this filter if you just post mid
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Told my wife that Miss Piggy would be my hall pass and she sighed and said okay fine
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't mean, for example, that he reads as feminine, and could maybe sort of look trans if you squinted, I mean other characters are saying out loud 'this person would have been happier if he had been born a girl. I hope in the next life he is reincarnated as a girl so he can finally be happy'
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I've been screaming to everyone I know that the main character in one of China's Four Great Classical Novels is a trans woman, and it's so blindingly obvious in the text, and the closest thing I can find to a scholarly analysis of this is an 11,000 word Ao3 essay
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The girl reading this
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Book 13: The Three Musketeers Read this aloud to my flatmate and wife over the course of six months. Nothing fucking happens in this book. There's no plot. It's just gay idiots being gay idiots for 700 pages. I love it more than life itself. I would die for Milady de Winter
The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas, Penguin Classics edition
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 12/01/2026
NY is the best👮🚓 ちょいとしたトラブル発生しましたっ48時間程度で戻ってきますねっ☆
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
being asked my september plans and having to say I can't do a particular day because there's an album out and I need to Lock In
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 21/08/2026
a tiny hamster on a couch and it is captioned "i can do this / seriously i'm got this"
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What I see when I roll over in the night
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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 17/08/2026
Am I saying I am better than Marvel? Yes.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
These two fell in love while doing an improv show at Edinburgh Fringe, where, because of the budget they not only had to share a room, but also had to share a bed. It's the gayest thing ever. They had their dates in graveyards because one of their ex's was producing the show so they had to be sneaky
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My main attempt to woo her was sitting down after flyering for our terrible fringe show to write Invisible Cities-style flash fiction about her minecraft empire.
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I wrote this soppy poem about 5 days into our relationship. Anyway, today is our 7th anniversary so, turns out you *can* just look at someone and know.
Praising with Faint Damnation
How to be sure of anything at twenty-two?
I don’t know why they let us do anything. How
do you look at someone and know except
that she keeps joking about not being silver enough
for my metaphors and I'd say she was a moonbeam anyway. 
I'd call her starlight enough times for it to make us all sick. 
You can never know how you'll look back, only: she keeps
cities in her pockets, points out a newly built spire, light
catching a window and glinting across the whole street. 
Surely it's easier with age, tell me you know how to be. 
I'm afraid I'm here with all my embarrassments tucked into
my armpits. Here I am shouting across the street like Catullus: 
I hate and I love! Yeah, buddy, don't we all. You know
I nearly got hit by six different cars on the way to our first date
ran the whole way there. I guess
there are some things worth reminding yourself to live for
and its coffee and graveyards from here on out.
it's the sheer unfiltered joy of waving to your regrets
and catching a train. I've got nothing figured out, 
I'm here.two white people smiling at the camera. One has short curly hair, a tattoo of a book across their chest, a slight overbite and a grey blue jacket, next to them is a long-straight haired brunette in a green dress and glasses
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was crazy when I was 22. I was so crazy that when I'd been dating this girl for like a week I was telling everyone I was going to marry them. Craziest thing about that? I was right
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