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@dtissagirl.bsky.social
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 5h
Rolando um mega protesto contra o Bozo filho aqui em Nikiti passaram na frente de casa agora. 🎉
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re at it again 💀💀💀
Every Latin American election:
 • Lifelong progressive activist - 50.1%
 (alliance controls 20% of congress)
 • Carlos Hitler - 49.9% (alliance controls
 50% of congress)
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is true.
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elegeram o Pânico Satânico
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Essa é a esperança
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super voltei pra casa agora fazendo isso ♥️
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

PROUD MEMBER

"it's not like they're going to eat my face"
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Já votei, ouvi de uma vovozinha um "adoro vermelho!" vai Lulinha brilha logo essa caralha dessa estrela 🎉🎉🎉⭐⭐⭐🥳🥳🥳♥️♥️♥️
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only ever saying knee to nose basis from now on 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Esse fio 💖 🎉, o voto é por isso tudo SEM MEDO DE SER FELIZ
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bom dia só pra quem vai votar no Lula ⭐⭐⭐
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I woke up at six am on the dot today for no reason so I'm giving myself the gift of a second breakfast as the first one was already two hours ago.
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tudo que sai do Vorcaro só penso COMO esse maluco tinha tempo pra tanta maracutaia tanta putaria tanta extorsão, tantos assistentes consierges sicários namoradas noivas irmãos, tanta coisa, só de ler dá cansaço.
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gente q vídeo maravilhoso 🎉🎉🎉
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
O Renan além de tudo botou um bigodinho füherístico
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Their cover of Feeling Good is a total banger
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tô finalmente lendo o textão do João Moreira Salles, gents. O cara podia ter só mandado praquela dúzia de ricaços q tão apoiando o Desmaio mas postou em público pra causar constrangimento mesmo hahaha bom demais.
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Em algum lugar no céu do futebol o Armando Nogueira tá dando gargalhadas
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lulys não para de falar eu preciso ir dormir 😂
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The one useful AI tool on Photoshop is this thing called Harmonize that matches color and light between different layers... except it doesn't work on shirtless dudes bc the AI is a prude and thinks it's porn when it's just a run of the mill romance book cover. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Credo
Desenho de Jesus com cara de nojo e tapando os ouvidos enquanto o Creed toca atrás dele, com o texto EVEN JESUS HATES CREED
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Que mal tem discutir igreja que tem lucros exorbitantes mas não paga imposto?
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh man Broken Social Scene, Stars, and Metric are doing a joint tour next week in Canada I've never been so sad I don't have teleportation 😩
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to go to MDT but Foki is playing so well I wanna watch tennis instead of lifting weights 🤪
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Já chegou no apresentador narigudo, tão com medo de chegar na diretoria
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
O vento acabou de tombar a caixa d'água da obra aqui do lado 😬😬😬😬😬 um ESTRONDO q eu quase fui de arrasta, os gato tão desesperados
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
É incrível como 100% de matérias que começam com "saiba quem é" é sobre um ser do pântano que dá vergonha alheia
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Axé has only two modes: sleeping, or annoying Chanel 😸
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching Dark Matter super sad episode and suddenly Matt Berninger starts singing a song I DO NOT KNOW so I stopped paying attention to look it up it's a song called Last Song by a band named Clogs I do not know what happened on Dark Matter the episode ended 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chat how do I time travel just six days into the future after the election before I die of stress anxiety PANIC
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FOKI!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I watched The Love Hypothesis and truly I don't think I've ever watched a movie before with so little conflict and just... very low stakes. I've never read the book so Idk how much changed in the adapting, but it felt like it skipped a whole bunch of plot points in the middle.
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baby's first Kuru Toga 💖💖💖
A pink Kuru Toga mechanical pencil resting atop a black moleskine
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lembrando que o apresentador narigudo tem conchavo com o Peter Thiel um *monstro* cuja missão de vida é DESTRUIR o conceito de país e de democracia.
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lulinha fitness sex symbol melhor Lulinha
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just so you guys know 6 days to the presidential election the Brazilian evangelical christofascists are going after THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, acusing bishops of "fake news" and being "infiltrated by left wing radicals". No fiction can compare to Brazil's screenwriters.
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eu aqui atéia desde criancinha sempre soube que não é pra mexer com bispo e os maluco lá de jesus mexendo com bispo comé que pode.
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh, now there are pervert tamagotchis 🤮
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meu maior sonho ir visitar a família lá na roça de trem
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tá muito engraçado ver tv esse fim de semana a ESPN não tem comercial pra passar sem bets lol
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The catbunny who lives in my house passing by your skyline to bless your house 😽
Chanel, a white cat with caramel spots, lying on a grey cat bed belly up and stretching her front paws above her head.
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FYI the good ol’US of A is trying really really hard to interfere in the Brazilian elections. Again.
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cara, esses palerma tão cutucando o maior vespeiro da história da humanidade. A CNBB tava lá quietinha no canto dela, agora vai ficar gigantona. 😎
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nature Is Healing Crypto
ALT: Nature Is Healing Crypto
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Hello nations of the world the Torment Nexus I created is about to cause a lot of torment to y’all and that’s why I need you guys to give me 27 trillion dollars. Oh and all the water too.”
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kids are the best people
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes I remember the AI bros consider a ridiculous Harry Potter fanfic to be their bible and it makes me so cranky
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I heard on a podcast that all looksmaxxers are trying to look like Matt Bomer and now I can't unsee it 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
O Megazord dos crimes
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Tissa @dtissagirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love this story so much, and yes it’s all true:
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