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climb inside my fucking parka

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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
one thing this site is still missing vis-a-vis Twitter is that on Twitter they are still coming up with “ways to be weird online” that no one has ever seen before
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
video categories that will always be worth my time: • using an air horn at the golf course • white person successfully cooks soul food, impressing an initially skeptical black commentator • pet is caught destroying household items • zoo animal is given special treat
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
something to keep in mind for the holidays
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
@jonhendren.com relative of yours?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.
Donald Trump looking like a boiled doll with his eyes barely open.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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glowing shadow @braindrill.lol · 30/12/2025
RIP Mike F.
Mike F
@mikefossey
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Judge: Now wait a second Mike. if the other players were hacking, wouldn't that make their kills on you unfair?
Me: That's right your honor.
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
these old ladies boarded the quiet car and have been yapping non stop. Do i dare
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
something to keep in mind for the holidays
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
just saw a promo for a new food show called Everything on the Menu and it was a clip of a guy going “That’s why I’m ordering EVERYTHING ON THE MENU.” god bless america
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/12/2025
it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
we at @thequeenofsauce.bsky.com do not endorse this statement and claim indemnity from anyone who chooses to give credence to it. Thank you
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
there are five main excuses men give for things stuck in their butt: 1. I fell on it 2. I was bored 3. I was drunk 4. My girlfriend did it 5. I did it as a joke so I respect this man for at least telling the truth
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
2025 list is out. What that guy said: defector.com/what-did-we-...
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
i will close out this thread by admitting that your humble narrator did in fact go to urgent care literally one week ago today because there was a condom stuck in her. i didn’t put it there, but still: Things happen to the best of us. Merry Christmas everyone
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
occasionally the reports include what’s impossible to not read as dry editorialization by the medical staff. Those are a favorite
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This sort of thing is happening all around us. The next time you see a neighbor mowing his lawn just think: “He could have a dildo stuck in his ass. He could have put it there 2 days ago.”
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
the only thing more embarrassing than having to go to the ER to have anal beads removed is having it be a false alarm because you were too drunk to remember what you did
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
many of these also make me feel better about never having children
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Back to orifices. Somehow, this was under Rectum
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“kicked in the testicles by a pit bull” >>>>>>>>>> “for sale: baby shoes, never worn”
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
i remember showing this to my friend joe at the time and i recall we agreed that if we saw something like this happen to someone in real life we would never recover
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
there’s also the one they run on New Year’s Day which is just a list of penis injuries. i admit my anatomy may bias me but i read these and i laugh until i sob
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
baddie alert
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
(a la mission of burma) That’s When I Swallow My Computer
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Rectum. Brother, you know why.
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Throat. judging by the comments this one flew under the radar, but the visual image of this? come on
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
it’s almost time for my favorite christmas tradition: defector’s “what did americans get stuck in their orifices this year” post. reading old ones to get hyped up
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
he yearns for a taste of peru
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
first i thought this place was too horny. now i dont think it’s horny enough
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
@rusty.todayintabs.com I was so confused
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Not even a phishing email. i checked
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
he got stoned and tried to suck his own thing. it happens
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Hahahhahahahhahaha
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
only just reading the fine print on the “Receipt” emoji
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
my friends have a poster of this in their bathroom and i’m constantly thinking about stealing it but it won’t fit down my pants
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 11/12/2025
The titular wokeness being rolled back is the Civil Rights Act of 1964
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
im sick of bullshit, im sick of rancor, im sick of aggression, of preening and sanctimony and malice and grandiosity and fraud and corruption. i would like things to be a lot less like the way they are and yet, i am skeptical that the toothpaste is ever going back into the tube
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
frankly i also don’t understand how the cameraperson isn’t saying “holyfuckholyfuckholyfuck”
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
is anyone working for a website that needs someone to write recaps of All’s Fair???? this is my application
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
if you were writing a novel about how the u.s. had been entirely taken over by 24/7 cokeheads how would it be any different
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
god i love the time of year when the chopped cheese harvest comes in
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah. that’s a good one.
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
i didn’t see Fast and the Furious until like way way waaaaaay after it came out and when i finally did i tweeted like “Oh. This is literally just Point Break” and some guy got SO FUCKING MAD at me for that. he was like EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALREADY YOU DUMB WHORE
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RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
i thought he says “Itadakimasu”
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