RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 19/04/2026one thing this site is still missing vis-a-vis Twitter is that on Twitter they are still coming up with “ways to be weird online” that no one has ever seen before 1111
Reposted by RPRP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 22/10/2025video categories that will always be worth my time: • using an air horn at the golf course • white person successfully cooks soul food, impressing an initially skeptical black commentator • pet is caught destroying household items • zoo animal is given special treat 071
Reposted by RPRP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 27/12/2025something to keep in mind for the holidays 0121
Reposted by RPDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life. 381585123
Reposted by RPleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier 183236196631
Reposted by RPMike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 16/08/2025You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses. 203575658
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 27/12/2025these old ladies boarded the quiet car and have been yapping non stop. Do i dare 040
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 27/12/2025just saw a promo for a new food show called Everything on the Menu and it was a clip of a guy going “That’s why I’m ordering EVERYTHING ON THE MENU.” god bless america 060
Reposted by RPamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/12/2025it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands 31249158
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025it’s almost time for my favorite christmas tradition: defector’s “what did americans get stuck in their orifices this year” post. reading old ones to get hyped up 1151
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 20/12/2025first i thought this place was too horny. now i dont think it’s horny enough 0121
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 12/12/2025he got stoned and tried to suck his own thing. it happens 050
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 11/12/2025only just reading the fine print on the “Receipt” emoji 040
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 11/12/2025my friends have a poster of this in their bathroom and i’m constantly thinking about stealing it but it won’t fit down my pants 090
Reposted by RPBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 11/12/2025The titular wokeness being rolled back is the Civil Rights Act of 1964 4351681407
Reposted by RPdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/12/2025im sick of bullshit, im sick of rancor, im sick of aggression, of preening and sanctimony and malice and grandiosity and fraud and corruption. i would like things to be a lot less like the way they are and yet, i am skeptical that the toothpaste is ever going back into the tube 1735029
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 08/12/2025is anyone working for a website that needs someone to write recaps of All’s Fair???? this is my application 030
Reposted by RPbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/12/2025if you were writing a novel about how the u.s. had been entirely taken over by 24/7 cokeheads how would it be any different 923820
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 03/12/2025god i love the time of year when the chopped cheese harvest comes in 060
Reposted by RPBen "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin 31487322
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 03/12/2025i didn’t see Fast and the Furious until like way way waaaaaay after it came out and when i finally did i tweeted like “Oh. This is literally just Point Break” and some guy got SO FUCKING MAD at me for that. he was like EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALREADY YOU DUMB WHORE 030
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 27/11/2025if i ever write a memoir it’s going to be titled If I Kill Myself It’s All Your Fault. i call dibs on this. No one else can have it 010
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 27/11/2025an extremely hot man in my neighborhood just matched with me after i tossed up what i thought was a worse than half-court shot 050
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 27/11/2025i’m so tired of lying awake worrying about money because of some fuckhead moron who sucks at running a business 010
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 26/11/2025i haven’t been sleeping well lately and last night i kept thinking about how dogs don’t chase cars anymore. but it makes sense they would have chased cars in the early 20th century when cars were a new phenomenon. so have dogs evolved to know what cars are 11313
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 26/11/2025saying “Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what's a heaven for?” in place of “Shooters shoot” 040
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 25/11/2025why is your face wet. were you in the sink again. God damn it 060
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 24/11/2025have you ever heard a man in his mid to late thirties say into his cell phone: “she viewed my IG story like immediately bro”? I have 010
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 23/11/2025i’m not 40 but i do feel old enough for this which is why i started pretending my chickenpox scar is a beauty mark 170
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 23/11/2025i bet this is a really good week to go to one of the always-crowded dim sum places, she said, attempting to communicate psychically with several men in the tristate area 160
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 23/11/2025eating a whole box of orange tic tacs just to feel something 050
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 22/11/2025just remembered with a shudder that i wrote a horny poem about the grand canyon once 100
Reposted by RPberserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole 233540
RP @thequeenofsauce.bsky.social · 22/11/2025my date tonight said “Yeah, you strike me as an early masturbator” 030
