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Pseudo 🎃

@thepseudosapien.bsky.social
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I babble, game, draw, abuse ellipses & nail stuff to other stuff. Enby dingus (Any pronouns).💋 Here and also there, trying out that omnipresence schtick. Bring out your dead! 💀

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IT IS TIME. ....to see if I have enough batteries for all the 'ween lights.. 🪛🎃
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maan, I didn't love Midsommar but I will never get sick of watching reviews of it, with almost every creator determined too pronounce it all like "mid-so-MAHR" lol. Guys you need to calm down lol, it's pronounced like midsummer but with a hint of a Swedish accent, cuz Swedes have swedish accents.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got so sick of meta's ad fucketry that I went in and trawled through disabling and blocking all the lists I was on and what criteria it could use, and man the "categories associated with you" section is wild lol.. It has a bunch like this too, sex and proximity to birthdays are huge deals apparently
Screencap of Meta's ad management section, "Categories associated with you. Advertisers can reach you based on other categories that we associate with you. You can remove yourself from any of these categories." Underneath are three categories titled Android 360 degree media supported, Console gamers, and Friends of men with birthdays in seven to thirty days, with a "remove" button next to each.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way I can over complicate pretty much any task is almost impressive at times, like last night when I spent a few hours observing and learning how to animate the double tripod gait of insects just to make a fifteen frame animation that's only 112x112px. Babe, y'gotta calm down..😂
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right..if you've ever had any love for AHS and have stuck with it through the last 6 seasons hoping for any amount of a return to greatness, and/or if you feel that victims of actual real life brutal murder deserve any iota of grace, avoid AHS 13 like the damn plague lol. It's like ai made a fanfic
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spider-Man holds a human sized grenade under his left arm. His right hand is just pulling out the pin. He thinks, "DARE I?"
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brooo never in my life have been so envious of anyone or anything lol, the way I would have squealed and bounced around like a deranged infant.😍😍😍 ....and then ravenously consumed my own head, obv.🥄
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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cinnamon Toast Dahmer was not what I ever expected to see in my life. This is either the worst thing ever or fucking genius.
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MrBiffo @mrbiffo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brand new video! Sanja and I took a speedboat onto the Thames to begin an epic journey through 300,000 years of London's history... youtu.be/9zfHYr5wI0s?...
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We Walked Through 300,000 Years of London's Secret History
YouTube video by Paul And Sanja
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just observed a group of three grown adults utterly stymied by a visibly unlocked push door for almost four minutes. It was funny for a sec when the man of the group tried to aggressively pull on it as if the problem was that the ladies attempts were too gentle, but mostly it was just depressing..
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Push It
Alt: Salt 'n' Pepa performing the song "Push It"
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So like...can we all carry and wave knives around and stab stuff if we feel like it now, or is it only racist morons who are allowed to do that? Ngl I thought we'd at least decriminalize weed before we decriminalized running around knifing things for fun. Weird times.
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GigerPunk @gigerpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Meanwhile, friends have suggested we set up a gofundme to help alleviate money worries while trying to get Flo back on her feet again. And then they did all the hard work setting it up as well. So if you'd like to help, please have at it. And if you can't that's fine too. gofund.me/d0d4004d7
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Donate to Help Flo and Rob with Flo's Stroke Recovery, organized by Emma Leadley
Flo is an artist, sci-fi and fantasy writer and regular attendee at conventio… Emma Leadley needs your support for Help Flo and Rob with Flo's Stroke Recovery
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok I can't take it any more this hairstyle needs to be stopped. I mean it lol it makes me so mad, dammit we didn't suffer through curtains and frosted tips just to end up with THIS as the standard. Stop it, we can be better.
An image from a Law & Crime channel video showing a young white man with dark orange hair worn short at the sides and long and fluffed up at the top giving a broccoli or ill-fitting tiny sombrero shape.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Silent Hill Townfall players, I wish you well on your journey into the harrowing experience that is Scotland
Garth Merenghi as Dr Rick Daglass saying I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat - and it weren’t pretty.”
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So the first hour of Silent Hill: Townfall is basically just a walking around a coastal British village in iffy weather during covid simulator... Nice textures and music though.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today's terrifying ai anatomy is brought to you by The Times. Just..what is this skull? What are these tentacular nodes? How many rows of teeth does it have? Why is it pointy? Why does it have a massive eye for a nose? Honestly the double organ brain is the least of my concerns here.🤔
An ai image of a cross section side view of a person's head and neck showing a freakishly small and poorly fitted skull inside, the jaw is about two inches behind the lips and seems to have a huge hole at the front, there seems to be five rows of teeth, an eye socket behind the nose, solid bone where the eyes should be, a strange pointy protrusion at the back of the head, strange tentacles with nodes on the end creeping up from the neck like some kind of alien doom parasite, and a spine that appears strangely smooth, rigid and cylindrical sort of like a lizard tail. I dunno man, I just don't trust it.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok so Resident Evil 2026 totally wipes the floor with all the previous Resi Evil films lol.
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Milla Jovovich as Alice: Resident Evil Fumando
Alt: A behind the scenes clip of Milla Jovovich as Alice in Resident Evil Afterlife miming toking a cigarette and flicking it away
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had that dream again..
A vinted listing showing a plastic pig character with a disturbingly wide eyed death stare, inexplicable blue nips, rather phallic arms, a strange skirt of skin around it's middle and worryingly absent legs and butt.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🩵 Very beautiful. Very powerful. 🩵 youtu.be/WCrL1gt6nHg?...
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Me and My Lump Fish Army Is Evergrowing...
YouTube video by KoffeeB's Meme Dream Team
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s friday
so lets conquer sadness with an ancient sword
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
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Gerrit Graham, Actor in ‘Phantom of the Paradise,’ Screenwriter and Grateful Dead Collaborator, Dies at 77
Gerrit Graham, actor in "Phantom of the Paradise" and many other films and TV shows who co-wrote a song for The Grateful Dead, died Tuesday.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was supposed to be in bed two hours ago but it's ok cuz I made a perfect lil guy.
A very squished cartoony drawing of a Warhammer 40K ork smiling and holding a big shoota.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As I've whined about the glassy surface of ipads being unsatisfying to draw on since day one, I decided to splash out on an Astropad Rock Paper Pencil v3 & uuunnf, so worth it.🥵 I'm terrified of the people leaving reviews about how "easily scratched" they are though..like are you stabbing the thing?
A red A4 sized package with three drawn hands in various skin colours each holding an apple pencil, large white text above them reads "astropad rock paper pencil". Under it is an ipad with the screen cover attached, making it much less glassy looking.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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leaguexboardgames.bsky.social @leaguexboardgames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Zap! Blip Blop Bloop! Kaplow! We're back to playing board games based on old arcade titles! This week, we're playing "Defender" by MB Games... But we are not doing it alone! Special Guest: Mr Louis King @ashens.bsky.social @oliverharper.bsky.social @cheapshow.bsky.social youtu.be/hph3SuitR4E?...
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LXB Plays: Defender
YouTube video by League of Extraordinary Board Games
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@reallyverybeary.bsky.social Is it really you, or a creepy doppelganger? Tell me something only we would know, but do so in interpretive dance so the peasants don't glean secrets beyond their station...
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Continuing with Fear the Walking Dead & oh lord watching Elena trying to stop Madison from Karening her ass into a cartel interrogation has unlocked a new fear in me..🤣😭 No honey you do not want to speak to the manager, you want to shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuuuuck uuuuup...
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I need you to shut up and pay attention for a sec, this is important.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 12/09/2026
My Wife's Lovers. Carl Kahler, 1891 The painting depicts forty-two of American millionaire Kate Birdsall Johnson's Turkish Angora and Persian cats. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Wife...
a whole lot of cats
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spent the year hoping & praying that M&S would bring back their pickled worms this year & they did, & I may have delighted/confused an elderly lady as I squealed with glee & dove for the shelf.. I hope she was curious enough to give in to whimsy & get herself a bag, they'll change your life, Edna.🪱💕
Image of four large bags of Marks and Spencer Halloween themed potato snacks, on the left are orange bags of "cheesy bat fangs" with a manic hanging vampire bat mascot, on the right are green bags of "pickled worms" with a gleeful witch carrying fistfulls of worms. To clarify, the worms are worm shaped potato snacks with pickled red onion flavouring, not actual worms. I'd still be tempted to try em if they were though tbh lol
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Right, I have tried to get ahold of this TK Maxx horror vhs candle for the last few Halloweens and either they're never stocked near me or I just keep missing em, either way I'm sulking lol. If anyone spots one and feels like being a hero, I will totally throw money at you for it.🙏
Image of a candle holder shaped like three stacked VHS tapes, titled "The Tutor of Terror, extra credit if you survive", "Clowns on Campus" and "Vampires in the Attic"
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Leina @bowsette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#SuicideAwarenessMonth I've been right on the brink, even made an attempt once. Please be there for your friends however you can, even just checking up on them. Please.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 10/09/2026
🌙🍁🎃🍂 Art by CABIN 7. Site in replies :) 🍂🎃🍁🌙
A pair of melting teal hands with long maroon nails, wearing rings, rolling a joint filled with fall ephemera, with a moon and stars overhead
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two episodes into my first watch of Fear the Walking Dead and definitely into it but oh my god the way absolutely no one listens is getting to me lol. I don't do well with hysterical flappage, I'd be handing out slaps like Halloween candy.
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Line Up Slap
Alt: Scene from the comedy film Airplane where passengers are taking turns slapping and shaking a hysterical woman
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looks like I'm gonna need to do a snack supply run and dig out the coziest pjs for thisun.
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The Star Wars Underworld @theswu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shoutout to @tippettstudio.bsky.social specifically for this absolutely amazing sequence in #TheMandalorianAndGrogu. To see stop motion animated characters featured so prominently in a modern film — blended seamlessly with CG and other effects — was a sight to behold! 👏
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
British fascists are attacking and doxxing the incredible volunteers of the RNLI. Donate now.
rnli.org
Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 08/09/2026
I'm so happy with this engine now. Water reflections, particles, lighting... so many features that make my silly little pixels look amazing. I owe so much to Nez and @monogame.net for this. (Shards of a God is the sequel to the critically reviewed, multi award losing game Quantum Witch)
title screen of Shards of a God (sequel to the critically reviewed, multi award losing game Quantum Witch)
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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
After escaping the rubble of the WTC, Trump barely had time to get aboard Flight 93, lead the uprising against the hijackers, and parachute to safety.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Figured I'd check what order all the TWD shows are supposed to be in so I can continue my binge and discovered a new kind of crazy lol, what maniac is out here bouncing around episodes from 7 damn shows to get every single ep chronologically in-world? Lord please grant me such motivation and focus..
Text which reads "If switching back and forth between different shows feels too confusing, you can finish the main show first and then watch the spinoffs.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Noticed a pattern in what my cat enjoys about TWD and a big piece of it seems to be tall beardy men..🤣 When Rick shaved she seemed less interested for a while, when Negan & Aaron got beardy she was all in, loves a 'Zeke ep, and now she's (very justifiably) a Mercer stan. Aaw my baby has a type lol.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remember when that alpha of a troop of chimps was acting a bit tyrannical & the other chimps grouped up & tore him apart balls first, not stopping til they were satisfied that he & his ancestors got the point? Just saying, maybe they're way smarter than the apes who invented money & private islands.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tfw you've stayed up too late and notice your boss has them frying pan murder eyes, and you're probably about to be wrestled and dragged to your toothbrush by a highly skilled mesopredator with a head the size of an apple..
View from below of a black cat peeking over the back of a black sofa, with it's eyes almost completely black from the expanded pupils that every cat owner knows means some kind of violence or chaos is imminent.
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Jay Lionel @jaylionel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ll just leave this here…
The thing about Trump's weird new hair color is that he raped and trafficked children with Jeffrey Epstein, and the entire GOP is covering it up.
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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Footage of the masked Dover idiots protesting came on as I was cleaning and I had to stop everything I was doing and lock in for a sec because all I heard was the chanting, and I was so sure they were saying "Arse Treats"..😆
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking: Someone appears to have hacked the Republican National Convention website and it now redirects to the Epstein Files website.
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