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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 10h

Well I mean it was probably way more chill than my recollection lol, but I was a tiny bullied autistic weirdo in a strange country in strange woods with no idea what was happening & all the adults & peers just repeating gibberish at me, bloody terrifying.😂

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 11h

Lol tbh it's still baffling to me, there weren't even any teachers walking with us, they just sent like 30 12 year olds off into the woods and hoped they all came back alive and unchanged.. Needless to say I got mysteriously sick whenever it came around again.😂

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 11h

just following some other kids at a safe distance, I figured they had a map or had done it before but I wasn't given a single piece of info apart from "its cross country"😅🤬 Thing is the way they said it sounded like a country of crosses, & surely we weren't crossing the whole country..?🤷

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 11h

We were marched to the edge of the woods behind the school & made to walk across a load of fields & forests til we made it back, no idea if there was anything else to it cuz yeah, no one ever explained it to me no matter how much I asked lol, they just kept saying "its cross country!!", I ended up

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 12h

I've always been a bit avoidant with Carrie adaptations in part because it's horribly relatable, but mostly cuz dammit where are my powers at? I wanna make with the smitey doom vengeance too dammit..

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 12h

Watching the new Carrie & oof the shooter drill gave me flashbacks to being fresh in an alien country having "cross country" yelled at me repeatedly when I had no clue what it meant & then was dumped in the woods with no idea where to go.😅 Guys, saying it more & louder doesn't explain what it iiis.😭

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CheapShow @cheapshow.bsky.social · 23h

CheapShow is BACK! Did you miss us? Paul & Eli return with more thrifty, filthy fun as they dive into more cheap and cheerful charity shop discoveries! Expect the same grotty goodness – the more things change the more they stay the same! Ep 501: Episode One www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-501-episo...

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Ep 501: Episode One | CheapShow

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 23h

Wise lol, after my lil recon mission I can confidently say we made the right choice staying away.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 23h

I hadn't seen a mainstream ad in years til I decided to look at actual tv this year and now that fucking Pepto ad diarrhea guy sneaks into my head at least once a week. I have a weird love/hate for jingles, they're like carefully crafted curses and I kinda respect that.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The way *nothing* is being done is actually whacking years off my life, like...you'd think something could be done, in a logical rational world something would've been done a few bloody years ago, and yet here we sit watching plagues, public murders, economic disembowelling & now the gov snuff. 🫠

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I knew things were pretty fuckin bleak in the US but I'll be honest, I thought we were still a few years off from livestreamed government snuff.. I'm not even playing with the term here for once either, I doubt it'll be free access so like...y'all are getting 4k HD gov snuff before healthcare..

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Malcolm: Well, There It Is

Alt: Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park saying "Well, There It Is"

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Turns out AMC put out a subscription mystery box loot dealio & one had this adorable Carol cookie plate & it's so cute I could cry lol. The knuckle duster grips, the trench knife & Cherokee rose pattern, ugh I want it.😅 (The prices on ebay etc aren't too bad but the postage is triple, sooooo...🥹)

An AMC Walking Dead supply drop box laying open showing a white and blue porcelain style oval serving plate with sculpted knuckle dusters for grips, a classic looking blue design with trench knives and cherokee rose patterns and text in the center which reads "And you'll get cookies, lots of cookies". The inside of the box lid shows a picture of Carol baking with a sweet smile.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My TWD re-binge inspired me to make Carol's post-apoc child traumatising bribery cookies from season 5 and it went surprisingly well.🤘😤 ...Well, there was a moment where the cat attacked the dough, but apart from that. Full recipe over on my blog (cuz I do that now apparently) mindspew.blog

Seven small bowls of cookie ingredients on a kitchen worktop with an episode of The Walking Dead playing on an ipad in the background, specifically a shot of Carol in a floral cardigan in episode thirteen of season five.

Blurry action shot of the cat attempting to fiercely attack the uncooked dough balls.

Six finished cookies on a baking sheet. Now to go buy the neighbor kid's silence with treats and horrifying mental imagery.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Got some chunky wooden beads in Halloweenish hues as a freebie in a crafting supply order, and decided I absolutely needed a gloopy eyeball bangle.😤 Jury's still out on whether to add veins lol

A square of cardboard with eyeball beads in assorted colours on toothpicks stuck into it for stability while painting and varnishing.

Two chunky bead bracelets, one in classic black and orange, the other painted to look like blue brown and green eyeballs, surrounded by Halloween candies wrapped in eyeball and Jack o'lantern designs.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have acquired the cutiest door stop. 👻💕

A weighted door stop in the form of a small plushie ghost holding a jack o lantern. Flat's haunted and I'm ok with it.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I swear, the last few weeks have largely been me yelling "Stop over complicating shit" every hour or so and the message may finally be getting through, cuz today I only wasted about six hours on something before catching myself, rather than the 48 I totally would've done otherwise..🤘😅

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Love how I was all like "Fuckit I'll just make my own damn site" while forgetting that the last time I fully built anything was about fifteen years ago, so I spend hours painstakingly making and moving shit around before noticing an unfamiliar section, wherein what I built is an available preset..

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Fine Then

Alt: Scene from The Big Bang Theory where the character Sheldon throws a stack of papers he'd been working on in the air, scattering them across the room with the text "Fine then" at the bottom.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Substance deserves IMAX as often as possible tbh

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

IT IS TIME. ....to see if I have enough batteries for all the 'ween lights.. 🪛🎃

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've always maintained that Michael Myers & the Halloween films are the most boring slashers out there, 3 is the only one that actually hooked me lol.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Merry Birthy for sunday! And fuck yes Outer Limits🤘

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maan, I didn't love Midsommar but I will never get sick of watching reviews of it, with almost every creator determined too pronounce it all like "mid-so-MAHR" lol. Guys you need to calm down lol, it's pronounced like midsummer but with a hint of a Swedish accent, cuz Swedes have swedish accents.

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This kind of thing is what free samples were made for lol, have a tiny cup to satiate the morbid curiosity and if, IF, it doesn't taste like gutter barf, buy one.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maaan, I have knock knees and I still can't chicken leg like this lol..

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we weren't supposed to own five billion Mooglies, they wouldn't have made it such an awesome and endlessly adaptable design.🤘😤

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I fully subscribe to this theory lol, everything tried to go on vacation, including the antibodies.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean I get that they intend to advertise man/woman gifts at you, but the specifics of the numbers is fascinating lol, men/women with birthdays in 7-30 days, in 3-5 months, and so on. There were other silly ones like "People who use wifi"...like..I feel like you could just say "People alive rn".

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Got so sick of meta's ad fucketry that I went in and trawled through disabling and blocking all the lists I was on and what criteria it could use, and man the "categories associated with you" section is wild lol.. It has a bunch like this too, sex and proximity to birthdays are huge deals apparently

Screencap of Meta's ad management section, "Categories associated with you. Advertisers can reach you based on other categories that we associate with you. You can remove yourself from any of these categories." Underneath are three categories titled Android 360 degree media supported, Console gamers, and Friends of men with birthdays in seven to thirty days, with a "remove" button next to each.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The way I can over complicate pretty much any task is almost impressive at times, like last night when I spent a few hours observing and learning how to animate the double tripod gait of insects just to make a fifteen frame animation that's only 112x112px. Babe, y'gotta calm down..😂

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Like..the writing is SO BAD I genuinely wonder if at least some of the script was puked out of gpt or some shit. Some of the set dressing is cute, like I'd take home a candlestick or three, but apart from that it was three eps of garbage even by later AHS standards. Oooh it's got me in a mood now..😑

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Right..if you've ever had any love for AHS and have stuck with it through the last 6 seasons hoping for any amount of a return to greatness, and/or if you feel that victims of actual real life brutal murder deserve any iota of grace, avoid AHS 13 like the damn plague lol. It's like ai made a fanfic

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The box having the wallpaper and blue tape to seal it, ugh such cute details!😭

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fuck the typo, gleefully flailing and typing coherently don't mix.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Brooo never in my life have been so envious of anyone or anything lol, the way I would have squealed and bounced around like a deranged infant.😍😍😍 ....and then ravenously consumed my own head, obv.🥄

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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cinnamon Toast Dahmer was not what I ever expected to see in my life. This is either the worst thing ever or fucking genius.

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MrBiffo @mrbiffo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Brand new video! Sanja and I took a speedboat onto the Thames to begin an epic journey through 300,000 years of London's history... youtu.be/9zfHYr5wI0s?...

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We Walked Through 300,000 Years of London's Secret History

YouTube video by Paul And Sanja

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just observed a group of three grown adults utterly stymied by a visibly unlocked push door for almost four minutes. It was funny for a sec when the man of the group tried to aggressively pull on it as if the problem was that the ladies attempts were too gentle, but mostly it was just depressing..

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Push It

Alt: Salt 'n' Pepa performing the song "Push It"

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So like...can we all carry and wave knives around and stab stuff if we feel like it now, or is it only racist morons who are allowed to do that? Ngl I thought we'd at least decriminalize weed before we decriminalized running around knifing things for fun. Weird times.

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

People going on about declining birth rates and how hard it is finding dates while walking around looking like an actual war crime

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GigerPunk @gigerpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Meanwhile, friends have suggested we set up a gofundme to help alleviate money worries while trying to get Flo back on her feet again. And then they did all the hard work setting it up as well. So if you'd like to help, please have at it. And if you can't that's fine too. gofund.me/d0d4004d7

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Donate to Help Flo and Rob with Flo's Stroke Recovery, organized by Emma Leadley

Flo is an artist, sci-fi and fantasy writer and regular attendee at conventio… Emma Leadley needs your support for Help Flo and Rob with Flo's Stroke Recovery

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ok I can't take it any more this hairstyle needs to be stopped. I mean it lol it makes me so mad, dammit we didn't suffer through curtains and frosted tips just to end up with THIS as the standard. Stop it, we can be better.

An image from a Law & Crime channel video showing a young white man with dark orange hair worn short at the sides and long and fluffed up at the top giving a broccoli or ill-fitting tiny sombrero shape.

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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Silent Hill Townfall players, I wish you well on your journey into the harrowing experience that is Scotland

Garth Merenghi as Dr Rick Daglass saying I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat - and it weren’t pretty.”

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Pseudo 🎃 @thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

But yeah honestly this guy has a gooey old blackened iv strapped into his arm (and seems cool with it), so I reckon he could probably handle the cheap speed lol

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