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not actually the tm 20 runner up but some secret 3rd thing

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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My @watsoncomedian.bsky.social collection is growing.... 🙏🙏 Not always easy to get my hands on them in America but we're getting there
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's a happy birthday day once more to your friend and mine, Alex Horne. I have to do it this way because he's blocked me from sending him WhatsApp messages.
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No idea what Greg was talking about.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You know how if you've been wronged, they tell you to write a nasty email and then never send it, just to get it vented? What I can also recommend is ACTUALLY SENDING the email.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm in this and it's funny. Give it a listen. But you'd probably want to start at the beginning, or it won't make any sense. Although sometimes I start things at the beginning and I STILL don't know what's going on.
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Had to try my luck at making an edit based on the knot by @watsoncomedian.bsky.social to if I leave by mitski I've never really done an edit based off a book before but I think it turned out okay enough 😂
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I read the knot by @watsoncomedian.bsky.social a couple days ago and it's genuinely such an amazing book. The taboo topic at hand I think is handled very well and the knot motif throughout was insanely gripping and I could visualize it very well. I definitely need to reread it soon
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🎵 (...ba-ba-ba) Sour fruit never seemed so good (so good, so good, so good!) I've been inclin'd To believe it looks like wood
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The winning team gets to eat the football I believe. Apparently it tastes like liquorice and grass and is best served sautéed in a pan with onion and red peppers.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 03/03/2026
Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.
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Possum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cringe culture was always gonna lead to a trend of millennial parents banning their kids from watching anime so they don't grow up to be "weird."
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Approved.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🎵 I said maybe It doesn't work to be too cagey And after allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll You need to keep the ball 🎵
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I blame Wonderwall.
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Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thank heavens Norway is finally on the map. As someone who travels there regularly I was getting tired of pilots just pointing the plane in a general northwesterly direction and giving it a go.
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And in that one guy's case, a whole show using ai, my brother in christ how are you running comedy labs while using chatgpt to write your fringe show
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm seeing too many ai edinburgh fringe posters for my liking
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
love England, hate sports, am rooting for Norway
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SpongeBob SquarePants Troll Face
ALT: SpongeBob SquarePants Troll Face
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This has actually reminded me of meeting some very nice Scottish people who asked me to recommend them a place to eat, I don't actually remember what I said since no one's ever asked me before and i blurted something out but it was fun to be asked
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Today In Hornestory @todayinhornestory.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
10 July 2020 - #NoMoreJockeys Set 1 Game 5 airs (on Youtube)
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me when Greg Davies says “drill down into the narrative”:
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Tangled Rapunzel's Dreamy Smile
ALT: Tangled Rapunzel's Dreamy Smile
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Exciting stuff!
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Dre @tuxedomaskedrider.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Akasha scene from The Vampire Lestat has been living in my head for over 24 hours.
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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
rolling up to the petty emotional manipulation contest and seeing this is my competition, fuck
Louis from Interview with the VampireLestat from Interview with the VampireDaniel from Interview with the VampireArmand from Interview with the Vampire
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SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug @snepshark.itch.io · 07/07/2026
Taskmaster AU S5E9: oh my god he’s still in there??? (at least he still has his pornos, poor lesser tom)
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Totally normal that McConnell is most likely dead and Republicans havent said a word?
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Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think tonight is a good night for an edible.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 07/07/2026
i took a job as a waiter, just to put food on the table got fired. was supposed to use plates.
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Alexis @patterned.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It turns out that getting a little stoned and eating a little cookie does indeed make you feel better after a bad day.
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Noel, Bob, David, Matthew, Reece, and now Matt Lucas Special shout-out to Steve p cus pop is def lowk brown face but I fear not a single soul has ever brought that up
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Saw something that reminded me that Taskmaster has had men who've previously done blackface on but no women who have and then I thought, are women just on average less likely to do it?
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mexico has already beaten England
a photo shows a delicious trio of tacos al pastora photo of what I think is a piece of toast topped with canned beans
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Actually loving tm aus series 5 despite the hate around it, maybe I've lowered my standards over the years but it's gotten many belly laughs out of me
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fig @bardling.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
this is giving
an illustration of the trojan horse with an image of chuu from loona encircled in red and pointing at the middle of the horse.
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
*** said she'd inquire about my help with her social media pages and has never gotten back to me and y'know what that's family for you 😅
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Still not over my microwave randomly deciding to become wiggly??
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every time they mention shake it up in #moafb I am reminded of the kids show with Zendaya that had a way too catchy theme song
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I did in fact forget my mains password but honestly what else is new with me
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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oskar @randomorbit.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@annathommy.bsky.social congrats on 1k followers x
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hey mate! Sorry
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