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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
From what I could see on the show he seemed like the sweetest person, he's gone far too soon
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I'm gonna try getting contacts or hotel alpha next despite the shipping usually being quite high
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My @watsoncomedian.bsky.social collection is growing.... 🙏🙏 Not always easy to get my hands on them in America but we're getting there
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nothing can ever top that feeling
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tiktok is so rough to get any watchers past like 10 seconds 😭😭 everytime I think I understand the algorithm it spits in my face
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's a happy birthday day once more to your friend and mine, Alex Horne. I have to do it this way because he's blocked me from sending him WhatsApp messages.
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hello markgpt can you give me advice on how to get a girlfriend or boyfriend? I swing both ways and I'm somehow terrible in both areas
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But you've soured my brain with the remembrance of it occurring, will have to eat my dinner with that face in mind 💔
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was having a nice day before being reminded of the ali g remake thank you very much
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In between their 30s and 50s duh 😉
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think this on the daily tbh
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No idea what Greg was talking about.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You know how if you've been wronged, they tell you to write a nasty email and then never send it, just to get it vented? What I can also recommend is ACTUALLY SENDING the email.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm in this and it's funny. Give it a listen. But you'd probably want to start at the beginning, or it won't make any sense. Although sometimes I start things at the beginning and I STILL don't know what's going on.
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh I just finished this book, loved the formatting of it
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thats actually a bit uncanny
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
God not aged a day 😂, my 2002 story is quite boring as I wasnt born yet 🙌
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ive just read hotel alpha for the first time so this honestly just reads as a passage from that 😂
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I didn't know of him beforehand but it's been quite jarring to go from posts celebrating his memory to learning of him possibly being a nonce, but I fear that's how it is nowadays 💔
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hehe 🥰🥰
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This was the version I made before that one, but there was in fact one before this one. All in all I've looked at the word knot so much over the past 2 days
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Had to try my luck at making an edit based on the knot by @watsoncomedian.bsky.social to if I leave by mitski I've never really done an edit based off a book before but I think it turned out okay enough 😂
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm so insanely sleepy deprived I think I'll wake up in 10 hours and this will just be a modge podge of letters that came together after reading half of mortification today and eating far too much dairy
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I read the knot by @watsoncomedian.bsky.social a couple days ago and it's genuinely such an amazing book. The taboo topic at hand I think is handled very well and the knot motif throughout was insanely gripping and I could visualize it very well. I definitely need to reread it soon
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think que sera sera would get tiring far too quickly 😭
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🎵 (...ba-ba-ba) Sour fruit never seemed so good (so good, so good, so good!) I've been inclin'd To believe it looks like wood
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New Jersey jail doesn't sound pleasant
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The winning team gets to eat the football I believe. Apparently it tastes like liquorice and grass and is best served sautéed in a pan with onion and red peppers.
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Possum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cringe culture was always gonna lead to a trend of millennial parents banning their kids from watching anime so they don't grow up to be "weird."
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Approved.
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Using this as an excuse to have a glass before noon while reading a book of yours (currently reading: the place that didn't exist)
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How's Taskmaster doing?
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🎵 I said maybe It doesn't work to be too cagey And after allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll You need to keep the ball 🎵
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I blame Wonderwall.
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Funnily enough I've never heard of that song
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
too much mark, far too much 😔
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Steve Miller Band - The joker I've never actually heard anyone talk about that song or band but it's always on classic rock radio stations
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Trying to understand the tiktok algorithm is something I struggle with everyday. It's very inconsistent, and honestly talking is not often favored unless youve got a ~crazy~ story or drama to spill. And even then it might spit in your face, pull ur hair, and say "actually, fuck you❤️ try again later"
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm actually quite interested in what Tutankhamun would think
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Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thank heavens Norway is finally on the map. As someone who travels there regularly I was getting tired of pilots just pointing the plane in a general northwesterly direction and giving it a go.
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Rodney King's Plea: Can We All Just Get Along?
ALT: Rodney King's Plea: Can We All Just Get Along?
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I can deal with my neighbors mowing their lawn next to my bedroom but when they do house work and use that machine, which I don't know the name of and frankly refuse to learn at this point, that sounds like it's on for 2 minutes and off for 4 minutes I consider doing something very american about it
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And in that one guy's case, a whole show using ai, my brother in christ how are you running comedy labs while using chatgpt to write your fringe show
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm seeing too many ai edinburgh fringe posters for my liking
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
love England, hate sports, am rooting for Norway
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SpongeBob SquarePants Troll Face
ALT: SpongeBob SquarePants Troll Face
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Love me some wonderwall but I have to agree, funny hats are peak
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Let's not talk about the English guys who shouted at me to them my tits 😅
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This has actually reminded me of meeting some very nice Scottish people who asked me to recommend them a place to eat, I don't actually remember what I said since no one's ever asked me before and i blurted something out but it was fun to be asked
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pip @thephilellis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Truly! Why can't we just enjoy each other's cultures?? Instead of tearing each other down and saying ridiculous things. The bits of peace that were had were such a highlight (scots in Boston, scots in Miami, the French in Texas going to a waffle house, the English complaining about the heat)
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