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Queen Amaya

@queenamayasimp.bsky.social
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I’m just here to fuck around and maybe talk about Queen Amaya and King Magnifico. Normalising minding my own business and being a little bit weird about Greg Davies. My hobbies include having no time for bullshit.

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Becky Jarrett @beckyjnorfolk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Taskmaster Live Stream: GOSH Charity Edition It's still available to view & of course you will already know that Greg appears on a number of occasions. I'll put the link in the comments for anyone who wants to donate x www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrD3... @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social #gregdavies
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Taskmaster Live Stream: GOSH Charity Edition
YouTube video by Taskmaster
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Jarvs | Indie Insights 🎮♿🏳️‍🌈 @jarvdusa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Greg Davies is the most attractive man in Britain and I will die on that hill.
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Greg Davies Fanning Himself on Taskmaster
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My throat is so messed up from coughing that drinking orange juice is like hell.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? 

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disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man

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picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe

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universe: Be kind, I don't care why
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah, give her all the mental load, that’ll work out well.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching this live stream and worrying about Greg Davies’ voice like babe, you ok?
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everything is still blurry after surgery on my eye last Friday but I’m so glad this man is back on my TV
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Having some very interesting post-surgery codeine induced dreams and most of them seem to involve Greg Davies or, oddly, Simon Pegg?
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sneezing makes me so mad, I can’t relate.
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Becky Jarrett @beckyjnorfolk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There we go, it's official! Taskmaster Series 22 premieres 9pm, Thursday the 3rd of September on Channel 4. Lovely stuff! youtu.be/KOWRRB9-1IQ?... @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social #gregdavies
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Taskmaster Season 22 Trailer | Starts September 3rd
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Finally getting my Greg Davies fix on 3rd September.. yknow.. just after my eye operation when I won’t be able to see 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Discovered an app that sends virtual carrier pigeons between me and my friends. Not good for urgent communication, obviously, but hilarious
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m not rich so I just repeatedly told the company how much I’d love a sequel until I deleted Twitter. Now they’re making a Kena sequel so I guess I win.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I used to work across the road. Someone asked where “Thames House” was and me and my bf were like “🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ I’ve never heard of that.. oh do you mean MI5? It’s right there..”
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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I always imagine my cat saying "alright cunts?" like a London wide boy whenever he struts into the room.

Fesshole GOLD from 13th May 2021
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ghosts just don’t haunt bad people into being better people like they used to.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Y’all ever drink and then message a celebrity on Instagram and then later think.. thank fuck that’s going to go unread in a ‘requests’ folder? 😂
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My brother is getting married in Cyprus next year and his future wife’s family are Irish. Nothing normal about that day, I can already tell. Fuck this cynicism.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ok but real talk, why hasn’t Greg Davies written an autobiography yet? Like I need to read that man’s stories. And I need to hear the audiobook of him reading them to me. I’ll listen to it more times than I’ve listened to James Acaster’s Classic Scrapes
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic (boat), here's my synopsis of Titanic (film)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Mummy (1999)
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bf told me that I need a new hyperfixation because “it’s been Greg Davies for a few weeks now” Babe, do you know how successful I’d be if I could CONTROL the hyperfixations??
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’ve accidentally become the world expert on the Domestic Renewable Heat Incentive. Don’t love this life.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not normally into bucket hats, but I’m gonna make an exception rn…
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Queen is turning 50 today and looks flawless 🔥🔥🔥
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Go away, impure thoughts, I’m in public.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ITV and BBC u-turning on showing this halftime show has annoyed me.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bf put on a ‘Would I lie to you’ compilation which featured Greg Davies and my god, what a handsome man 😂😭
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
And I’m supposed to NOT love Greg Davies?
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I recently sat in a meeting where someone said they were on “tender hooks” and I had a small breakdown because the company was asking me to take these people seriously.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me when Greg Davies says “drill down into the narrative”:
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Tangled Rapunzel's Dreamy Smile
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I know this is lame but the Covid recorded TaskMaster series give me mild PTSD to how shit everything was back then.
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Book of Taskmaster @bookoftaskmaster.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
(Some) Americans on social media atm #taskmaster
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Becky Jarrett @beckyjnorfolk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Greg Davies has been at the F1 Grand Prix of Great Britain today, I would guess it's due to that intro to the season he did but if anyone watched & spotted him at work let me know xxx @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social #gregdavies
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just realised why it’s so familiar
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Does anyone else see @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social and @alexhorne.bsky.social or is it just me?
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Greg Davies hosting persona on TaskMaster is so different to his hosting persona on Buzzcocks and I love both but tell me which is your favourite
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So weird hearing the voice of someone who died decades ago that you thought you’d never hear again because you lost the CD
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There is nothing hotter to me than a man wearing good socks and showing them off and also being Greg Davies while doing it.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ok but why does Greg look so hot in this episode of Buzzcocks 👀
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My conspiracy theory on why no World Cup matches have been played at the same time so far? There's only one ball and it's transported to each venue between matches. FIFA doesn't want you to know that if a 2nd ball isn't found in time for tomorrow's simultaneous games, the tournament gets cancelled.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I forgot how funny Cuckoo was 😂 I love Greg Davies sm
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
When someone buys you a #GregDavies cardboard cut out as a Housewarming present 😂😂
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Friend said he was getting me a Lifesize Greg Davies cut out as a house warming present. But you can’t get a lifesize Greg Davies cardboard cut out 😭😂 Still, I’ll take it.
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Today got me like
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Greg Davies single-handedly increasing the search or “à la plage” during the TaskMaster finale 😂😂
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Mostly, it can fuck off
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I ask myself this question all the time Greg
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I don’t have anything to say today because I’m tired and moving house so I’m just going to say that I adore this man #GregDavies
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Queen Amaya @queenamayasimp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
How many times in a row can I rewatch TaskMaster before @channel4.bsky.social post about me like Netflix posted about the lady who kept rewatching the Bee Movie?
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