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theodelic.bsky.social

@theodelic.bsky.social
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I'm just here for the political wonks I follow who escaped Twitter, plus the occasional absurdist humor account. Oh and cats.

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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
So NJ lawmakers wrote a bill to rein in ICE. And this is what they called it. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 20/02/2026
Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 09/02/2026
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Death Camp For Cutie over here
a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
that was harder to find news than it should have been. www.thenational.scot/news/2580376...
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Did Donald Trump's US just 'unlawfully abduct two people from Scotland'?
THE US Government is being pushed to explain whether it ignored a Scottish court order and “abducted two people from Scotland”
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
the idea of believing in something without compensation causing a kernal panic for the right
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 27/01/2026
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Brett’s football club are champions of Europe, sort of* @brett006.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
We’re 72 hours away from ICE conduct being Biden’s fault
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Jenny Staff Johnson @htownjenny.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Just logged on to IG and saw this, they’ve radicalized the equestrians
Reminder that while this is mainly an equestrian account it's also political because you can't go ride your horse if ICE shoots you in the face
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump. Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If masked federal agents aren’t allowed to snatch 5-year-olds off American streets and throw them into unmarked vans, I’m going to become an even bigger libertarian.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range
Cartoon

A Red Guy in shades and ear protectors is practicing at a shooting range. Along the wall in front of him are targets. They show the silhouette of a man’s upper body. However, the target the red guy is aiming at is hanging much lower than the rest, at roughly the height of a small child, and he is shooting from a kneeling position.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trump in Davos, Switzerland: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German". German is the main language of Switzerland.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 19/01/2026
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
A dark blue mug with an American flag reads “AMERICA 1776 – 2026”
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Jesse Alexander @jessealexander.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Fallen Danish troops in Afghanistan.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 18/01/2026
The trans woman who rescued Jake Lang yesterday/whose car he ran into said in a video about the incident that she and her friend in the car thought he was being beaten by ICE. They kicked him out of the car after they found out who he was, lol
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
at what point do liberals realise that everything leftists have told them for years is not only coming true but needs doing yesterday they're rounding up your guys and you're still whining about harris and decorum
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
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Federal Reserve @federalreserve.gov · 12/01/2026
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
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Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
In Casablanca (1942) the opening scene depicts nazis demanding to see papers then shooting a man who runs away. However, it’s slightly more complicated because the man wasn’t cooperating and the officer was practicing self defense.
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Daniel O'Connell @docholiday316.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Every time I think of J.D. Vance, my mind immediately thinks of this meme. The only difference between him and Gacy is that I think Vance has even more bodies in his crawl space.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This is Renee Good. She was a mother of a six-year-old child. She was an American citizen. She described herself as a “poet and writer and wife and mom and shitty guitar strummer from Colorado.” And she was gunned down in cold blood and broad daylight by Trump’s ICE agents.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 08/01/2026
Here is the fundraiser for Renee Good’s wife and son, from a very trusted source.
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Maduro’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A war has to be especially stupid for a U.S. president to have to do it without authorization from a Congress controlled by his own party.
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Miranda Miller’s Skeleton @randymiller.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Am I misunderstanding or is the argument that if we tax the billionaires then we risk them moving out of state and not paying us the taxes we already aren’t charging them?
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Say what you will about Hitler, but he was the guy who killed Hitler.
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Charlie Dog! @charlietotherescue.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Madeline Peltz @peltzmadeline.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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Jake Friedman @spaceisfun.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is NYT: but her emails
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 05/11/2025
Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Mamdani has won more votes than there are people in South Dakota.
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Anna E. Clark @annaeclark.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
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Geoffrey Abreu (K6ERA) 🇵🇹🇺🇸 @geoffreyabreu.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Sarah Huckabee Blutarsky @shuckabeeblutarsky.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Here's a nice shot of Kristi Noem's face without any makeup.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”
RFK Jr. explains why socializing with Jeffrey Epstein wasn't such a big deal for him:
...l ran into everybody in NY. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew
-- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my house."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Historians argue that Trump indicting his enemies one-by-one rather than having them murdered in a single night proves he’s not a fascist.
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Toni RESISTS @femstrong.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
That time of year. 🎃
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spherical-cow.bsky.social @spherical-cow.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The unified field theory of Trump is that he stopped absorbing new information in the mid-80s. The tarrifs are a reflection of paranoia about Japanese imports. The mental asylum thing is a story that circulated about the Mariel boatlift.
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