Reposted by Uncle Carrotknickerbacker.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mariano Rivera’s cutter 1346085
Reposted by Uncle CarrotRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026New development in the social video-era trend of “filming the radio announcer as he makes a big call” The Westwood One clip of Kevin Harlan calling Drake Maye’s game losing pick has the disappointed Pats coaching staff in the back 1335039
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Preston Harp: "No, they never responded." Director: "Aaaaand cut!" 110
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A serious question. Did they designate the support aircraft with Trump on it as AF1 while in-flight and presumably communicating with air traffic control? Did the real AF1 go by its non-prez occupied call sign? I assume this has happened before. Do they keep up the charade while in flight? 000
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 03/08/2026To national reporters: Unfortunately our beloved Eastern Washington State flagship city is in the news. A pronunciation guide. spo-CAN 000
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Guy who starts using em dashes just so he can tell more people to go fuck themselves. 010
Reposted by Uncle CarrotJess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 27/07/2026So, what happens if I'm a parent and I know that my kid needs highly paid teachers, a library full of books with diverse characters, trans-inclusive bathrooms and extracurriculars, and a curriculum unpacking topics like systemic racism, colonial oppression, economic inequality, and climate change? 1102793527
Reposted by Uncle CarrotMichael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The claim "RFK Jr does not fuck goats" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr fucks goats 91383146
Reposted by Uncle CarrotLuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 18/07/20262026 World Cup calls, animated by Nick Murray Willis 14014
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Don Halibut I'm a reliever for the Mariners who enters in the 8th w/a one run lead. I'm dragged by a rope to the mound by the moose on a quad disguised as a Deadliest Catch boat. I immediately give up 3 runs and flop my way to the dugout after being yanked by Dan Wilson dressed as Ivar Haglund. 020
Reposted by Uncle Carrotkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 15/07/2026your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals 1518129577
Reposted by Uncle CarrotKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The blood vessel in Lindsay Graham’s brain last night: 7901154
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Thinking of the chickenhawks who will have their good name sullied this week. 000
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I'm on board with killing VAR as long as they add two officials on the pitch. 000
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I dislike our national anthem. I'd prefer we change it to America the Beautiful. But hearing the stadium go full-throated, full-send when singing SSB gives me chills. 020
Reposted by Uncle CarrotBen McKenzie @benmckenzie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026PRE-ORDER to STREAM my movie about how crypto is dumb and bad NOW @: everyoneislying.com 30734171
Reposted by Uncle CarrotAubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The best response to a parent who says their kid needs an athletic scholarship to go to college is to say 1) no they don't and 2) it's most likely not going to happen, anyway, and 2) let's work on making college more affordable, then. 517411
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 09/06/2026My timeline has been overrun by McAfees. And not the good kind! 000
Reposted by Uncle CarrotMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/06/2026We used to post etymologies. We still do, but we used to, too. 16815168
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I thought this referred to this post. "Mina... with an ice cream scoop!" 010
Reposted by Uncle Carrot⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/05/2026I sincerely beseech you to read this. It is terrifying and important. Repost it, get the word out. Tag media like @npr.org & @nytimes.com @wsj.com and whoever because this is absolutely something that needs to be investigated & reported on ASAP The headline isn't the half of it. READ IT ⬇️⬇️⬇️thedreydossier.substack.comI found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White HouseThere is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead. 33774666
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Clearly not the point (CBS News sucks now and Bari Weiss sucks eternally), but Sharyn Alfonsi holding on to double-spacing after a period in a slam statement is an old-school "fuck you." 000
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026In hindsight, using Corey Feldman to train the model was a mistake. 010
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Completely NOT the point of the post, but... DAMMIT! Why is the blue/red order in the legend opposite of the red/blue order in the graph? Are you all heathens!? 000
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 24/04/2026It's an unexpected twist that Alex Jones is shooting for Sr Staff Writer at the Onion after all this. Good on him to move past it so quickly. 000
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Me: Hey! I'm hungry. Let's go grab some lunch. Tiger Woods: Me too. I'll drive. Me: Hey man, I'm not hungry. 010
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 26/03/2026How long has "drain this slide" been around in presentations. Heard it twice from two different people today. Never heard it before. It will no doubt annoy the shit out of me for the next three years. 000
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Seattle getting edged by the NBA for 15 years. Stern and Silver... not enjoyable TBH. "The NBA... gave the go-ahead for... Adam Silver to begin holding formal talks with prospective ownership groups in Seattle and Las Vegas, with the possibility of adding two expansion franchises..."seattletimes.comNBA votes to explore possible Sonics returnWednesday's NBA vote brings the league closer than it has ever been to returning to Seattle since the departure of the Sonics to Oklahoma City in 2008. 110
Reposted by Uncle CarrotStrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Without hesitation, John Cena comes off stage to hug a fan battling cancer and offer him some words of encouragement. 1072472406
Reposted by Uncle CarrotKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Your reminder that John Cena holds the record for granting the most wishes for the Make-a-Wish Foundation by a considerable margin. 1466243975
Reposted by Uncle CarrotRoger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026From the gang that couldn't spell strait: 1841998388
Reposted by Uncle CarrotRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/03/2026when you get bounced in the first round by a 13 seed 2281286
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Expecting momma to gently pick up the leaf and show Lance it's OK. ... DAMN! 000
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Salt Bae shit right there. The fuck you doing dillweed? 000
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 22/02/2026As a fellow air traveller today, if this man exists, I simultaneously thank him for his service and wish for him to go fuck himself. 🫡🖕🏼 000
Reposted by Uncle CarrotKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I think this is part of my generation's confusion about AI. We were raised on a culture that warned about these dangers repeatedly -- from WarGames to the Terminator films to the Matrix, and countless other dystopian futures in between -- and now those cautionary tales are being celebrated. 44972181
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 11/02/2026mmmm.... the Golden Bonch. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/t... 000
Reposted by Uncle CarrotDouglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/ 41885393
Reposted by Uncle CarrotL. Louise Lucas (mirror bot) @senlouiselucas.bluesky.bot · 07/02/2026You all started it and we fucking finished it.xcancel.comTed Cruz (@tedcruz)A brazen abuse of power & an insult to democracy. 47% of VA voted Trump. They will now get just 9% of the seats. 52% of VA voters voted Harris. Now they get 91% of the seats. (By comparison, in TX, 56% voted Trump; GOP gets 79% of the seats.) 1294564684
Reposted by Uncle CarrotAurelius Raines II (He/Him) @aureliusr2.bsky.social · 06/02/2026The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit. Gentle Spades "I'm a veteran" 9967981996
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Honestly, the best random assortment of Jelly Belly's anyone could hope for at the end of the bag. Mark it as a good day Donny! 010
Reposted by Uncle CarrotMekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 04/02/2026Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported. 6 years old. She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.m.youtube.comKindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deportedYouTube video by Ben Palmer 12829541106
Reposted by Uncle CarrotJenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Excellent and important presentation on the dangers of ICE and CBP to our country by Garrett Graff. He states that the US Border Patrol and CBP are the most corrupt and unaccountable agencies in federal law enforcement. youtu.be/R2s15Uc_tok?...youtu.beGarrett Graff Statement to Illinois Accountability Commission RE: DHS anti-Americanism (1-30-2026)YouTube video by Rob Lach 04729
Reposted by Uncle CarrotBruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay freeyoutu.beBruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen 42559708440539
Reposted by Uncle CarrotLuanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Learning US history didn't make me hate white people. It made me hate racists. I feel like if you've got some sort of personal shame, you haven't fully committed to destroying white supremacy. 231339
Uncle Carrot @thenice1ne.bsky.social · 15/01/2026An epidemic!youtu.beThat Time Vladimir Putin Stole Robert Kraft's Super Bowl Ring | TBT | The Ring is the ThingYouTube video by NFL 000
