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Luanne Platter

@luanneplatter.bsky.social
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Commoner living in Austin TX. She/her Puritans suck so bad.

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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 4h
Whole era like an open book test for millenarian evangelicals paranoid about government overreach and they flunked it because of racism lmao
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 4h
She gets a puppy. He gets massages. That's what prison looks like when you know which billionaires are pedophile rapists.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 4h
90s R&B was something I am so glad I got to experience while it was new and fresh. This is a fantastic thread about Babyface. All love songs. ❤️
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Texas Parks and Wildlife should buy it and maintain a memorial there.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I put on a Cure album last night and wondered. Does The Cure hit GenZ and Alpha queer and/or theater kids the same way it did GenX? Are the lyrics vague and strange enough to span generations of angst?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quick question: who was the Secretary General of the UN from 1972 to 1981? www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQdh...
youtube.com
Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died (1994) subtitled
YouTube video by bonosbones
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
¿Por Favor? ¡NO!
It's a screenshot of my Favor app. It's a delivery app and I want it to bring me HEB sushi. But they're too busy right now and are refusing new orders. They say NO MORE!!! We can't take any more!!!
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TexEnt @treedweller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Expand the tent” to include 7 Republicans who don’t like the GQP, while alienating all democrats who are desperate for someone who will fight for our values. Another campaign co-opted by idiot consultants who have neither won with their old ideas in three decades, nor had a new idea in their lives.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y'all think she was like this as the state rep in Austin? You think she ran as a populist, distancing herself from progressives? Lol. Consultants are working this campaign. Let's do Kamala Harris again. That was fun.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm trying to imagine what happens if Hinojosa wins. She's gonna be in charge of DPS, Texas Rangers, all of them deeply radicalized against her. Does she shut down Operation Lone Star? Can she, even if she wanted to?
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My take was that Saw Guerra was right all along. That liberals like Mon Mothma will concede to imperial remnants even after you blow up 2 death stars. Because they are of the same social class.
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
‼️ Weeks before midterms, Texas election officials have discovered that an unknown number of voter registration applications havent been processed due to an error by the DPS. The Texas Association of County Elected Officials say number could be "tens of thousands" - much of them in urban areas.
votebeat.org
Error means unknown number of Texas voter registrations haven’t been processed yet
It’s unknown how many prospective voters have been affected.
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Joel Pinckney @jpinckney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wrote something about a man I'll never know and the car he left behind, bearing witness the only way I know how. Grateful to @lukeoneil47.bsky.social for making space for this one.
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Joel Pinckney @jpinckney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wrote this to try and bear witness; I hope you'll read it. If you do, I hope you'll later find some quiet to think about this man, pray for him if you'd like, and then find out what you can do to help those impacted by this violence and terror in your community.
welcometohellworld.com
His car is still sitting there
An ICE kidnapping in Austin
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lol John Cornyn. El-oh-el. Dickhead....
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Grits for Breakfast @gritsforbreakfast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When John Whitmire was chair of the Senate Criminal Justice Committee, he openly admitted he opposed air conditioning bc he wanted inmates to suffer and saw the heat as part of the punishment. He explicitly, overtly, even brashly valued maximizing cruelty over adequately staffing the prisons.
chron.com
How Houston Mayor John Whitmire kept Texas prisons hot as 'living hell'
"The real solution is don't commit a crime, and you stay at home and be cool."
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She rang the bell.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
who’s going? 👀
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Distressing update from Wilber’s lawyer via IG a short while ago:
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning. Austin voted for community oversight of our police department and since APD was on the scene and didn't render aid, I think we should all file complaints. File your complaints at this link www.austintexas.gov/police-overs...
austintexas.gov
Austin Police Oversight | City of Austin
The mission of Austin Police Oversight is to provide impartial oversight of Austin Police’s conduct, practices, and policies to enhance accountability, inform the public to increase transparency, and ...
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Phone... dying.... with my last 5%.... I text STOP to james carville.... dying.... dying.... please make him stop.....
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'd like to feel more with it and healthy in order to enjoy more time with my partner and family. Time to hike and swim and read and play dominoes and play with the kids and see places I've never seen and pet the cat and drink beer out of a tajin rimmed wine glass and eat fancy meals with friends.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Living in Austin for most of my life, the one thing I now say that bothers me is calling a taquito a breakfast taco. It's all jumbled up here. A flauta isn't a taquito. Whatever y'all are wrapping into a tortilla with rice isn't a burrito. Burritos aren't healthy.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They got my ass dammit. Of the 3 cities, I can see Houston, but Dallas folks talk weird. That North Texas thing Greg Abbott does. And New Orleans folks, nothing sounds like that, including the rest of Louisiana. It'd be cool to see if they could pinpoint a region in Texas.
Dialect map shows Texas lit up in bright red, as in no way I'm from anywhere else. The cities I'm most likely from: Houston, Dallas, New Orleans. Cities I'm definitely not from: Portland Maine, Boston, and New York.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jimmy Fallon dipping back in
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 03/09/2026
Is bananas. That what I meant. An Abbott-Hinojosa tie is BANANAS.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mustangs are hatchbacks, order food on your phone at Alamo, Southwest has lounges, and Google is evil. The world is confusing and distressing, and I feel like my grouchy ass grandpa, rest his soul.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@iwriteok.bsky.social Jesus man. Rough podcast this week. Would have preferred to get it over with in one go. But Bridget and Sophie are correct. Handled with empathy and important to talk about. I feel like crying. Ugh.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was supposed to open Forbidden Fruit that morning. Lynn told me to put a sign on the door that we were closed bc of our national tragedy. All the tattoo and sex shop workers gathered at my apartment and we spent the morning watching the news. A fucked up bonding.
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[Christopher M. Federico] @chrispps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the anti-trans panic is one of the most deranged moral panics I have witnessed, and I lived through the '80s satan scare in suburban Texas whilst surrounded by white evangelicals
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not impressed with Hinojosa's campaign. So these numbers are more a reflection of the fever breaking than anything she's doing. I very much want her to win, don't get me wrong. Her policies are good. She's just never been in a competitive race. If she wins, it's just the right time.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This may be the year Texas finally turns against them. No joy in it though. Just exhausted. It took too long. Too many people radicalized by religious bigotry. The school system, including higher education, just absolutely cooked.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe get some rain that doesn't immediately sizzle away???? But also doesn't kill people???? I know it's a big ask.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@margaret.bsky.social looks like we have a US Senate candidate on board.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I went to high school around these parts and had forgotten there was a town called Dam B. Then, last year went camping near there and it was hilarious all over again.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Your 50s are realizing that didn't work, so back to the booze.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok, that's about enough. All The Gays get the rest of the week off. (This has been cleared with the union, and any opposition on the part of management will earn either the Dabney Coleman in 9 to 5 or the Meatloaf in Rocky Horror treatment, depending on what mood they catch your local in.)
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Funny. Rocky Horror, then I was like, weirdly, Hunt for Red October.
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Noah Brand @noahbrand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She also understood, on a bone-deep level, that gender is a performance.
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Tawni Marshall @tawnimarshall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She personally gifted a signed guitar to a drag queen after seeing her protesting the Texas drag ban 2 years ago.
kxan.com
Dolly Parton sends signed, bejeweled guitar to Austin drag performer Brigitte Bandit
The year ended on a high note for one local performer after unwrapping a gift sent from one queen to another.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think it's fitting I'm at my desk at my admin job crying for Dolly. She was the patron saint of so many things, but definitely office assistants. I honestly can't remember the last time I cried over the death of a celebrity. 💔
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The light of the South has gone out, man
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gorgeous but haunting story and photos here.
A photo of a man sitting cross legged in front of an uprooted tree stump that is 8-10 times his size.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Name a band using only emojis 🏴
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am damn near positive I have texted STOP to the DSCC texts before. And yet...
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So, do I sit at a table and play scrabble for a year, or am I just wandering around a giant scrabble board?
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