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@themoneynerd.bsky.social
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I am bullied by my cats, very sick of anything described as using AI, miss newspapers, miss 1980s pop radio, slowly growing into my surliness, will give treats to your pets, Cubs fan since 1987. Dispensing Ronsense since 1972. Tryin' to get over.

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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 8h
Seems like an extreme punishment but I'm OK with it Was it live-streamed, at least
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tell me again how it is good and proper for these companies to decide we can’t be mean to it’s word toaster but they can be mean to us humans.
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Molly McKew @mollymckew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t think I need to tell any of you this. But there can be no such thing as justice in a nation where the punishment becomes spectacle.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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NewWaveAndPunk @punkandnewwave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, but... #NobelPeacePrize
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
31 years ago today, Bart Simpson pranked his church into singing “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.” #TheSimpsons episode “Bart Sells His Soul” first aired October 8, 1995.
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Miriam Krause @mirk47.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is so well put, I just wrote it on a post-it. This plus racism I think explains about 99% of everything about the U.S. right now.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
34 years ago today, Ned Flanders saved Homer Simpson from a house fire. #TheSimpsons episode “Homer the Heretic” first aired October 8, 1992.
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One of the Carbon Blobs from Sector 7-G @themoneynerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same
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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I don't care for GOB"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There it is
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RFK Brain Worm Jr. @planetofdinosaurs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hear me out. All police misconduct cases paid out of police pension funds. Because as a citizen I'm really sick of public funds being used to pay these AND having to worry about a cop doing something shitty to me because they have no accountability.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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One of the Carbon Blobs from Sector 7-G @themoneynerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mr. Burns was right!!!!!
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This historic image is the Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima of MAGA idiocy
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One of the Carbon Blobs from Sector 7-G @themoneynerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The look plenty ripe too. You should make a pie.
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One of the Carbon Blobs from Sector 7-G @themoneynerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Send help! I have become trapped under a dog. My coffee cup is empty. I won’t last long…
A black lab-terrier mix dog sleeping atop a human wearing too much blue.
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Postcrossing project @postcrossing.com · 01/10/2026
Happy World Postcard Daaaaaaaaay! 🎉 Today’s the day to grab a postcard and send a "paper bridge" and a bit of joy into the world. Whether you’re sending one card or a whole stack, celebrating at a meetup or writing quietly at home, we hope you have a brilliant day! #postcrossing #WorldPostcardDay
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It's World Postcard Daaaaaaaaaaaay!
World Postcard Day is here, and we’re celebrating this wonderfully inefficient little invention the best way we know how: by sending postcards. Join the fun today by writing at least one postcard to s...
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h…
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 more minutes...😴
Eli the pig
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Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I talked to the librarian at a tiny upstate NY library where the flyer for drop-in event where she'll help you remove the AI features of your phone has gone viral www.businessinsider.com/library-bye-...
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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One of the Carbon Blobs from Sector 7-G @themoneynerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For science it is a must
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One of the Carbon Blobs from Sector 7-G @themoneynerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For science, and only for science, I shall try to recreate your experiment.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
35 years ago today, after witnessing the bribing of a US senator, a disillusioned Lisa Simpson gave an impromptu fiery anti-American speech at a national essay contest at the Kennedy Center. #TheSimpsons episode “Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington” first aired September 26, 1991.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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One of the Carbon Blobs from Sector 7-G @themoneynerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanks to that episode every time my company had a dinner I would lead a toast to evil. It was funny because it was true.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
34 years ago today, we first met [Mr. Black]. #TheSimpsons episode “Kamp Krusty” first aired on September 24, 1992.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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One of the Carbon Blobs from Sector 7-G @themoneynerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like a Hubble pic of a nebula
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"House Republicans will continue to hold Hunter Biden’s feet to the fire until we have his testimony...no one – not even the president’s son – is above the law.” - Tom Emmer, 1.17.24 "Don Jr is a private citizen and businessman so this unwarranted attack will go nowhere," Tom Emmer, 9.23.26
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In an Uber. Driver having loud phone conversation with someone in Spanish. A little annoying, but it happens. He hangs up. Says, “Mi hermano. La Migra.” And starts weeping.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy First Day of Fall! #TheSimpsons
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bitch, if anyone wants to get rid of Thanksgiving it’s the people responsible for making it impossible to afford food.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
‘Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.’
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is not a porn star!"
Season 9 / Episode 19
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guy who is obviously on drugs: I built a supercomputer that is God and now I need subsidies
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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One of the Carbon Blobs from Sector 7-G @themoneynerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dolemite!
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