The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 1hIt’s hardly got started. It’ll be peeling the grease of the rafters before we’re done. 130
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 1hThink along the lines of cephalic chromium. 030
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 1h#YuletideSproutsKPI Fire: Steady Liquor Level: Nominal Cauldron Status: Steady Boil Miasma Toxicity: Increasing Crust Density: Thick Scum Rat Contamination Level: Low Cauldron Integrity: Stable Cook’s Temperament: Belligerent Sous Serf Safety: OK (ish) Product Safety Assessment: Meh 5190
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 1hThe trick is to keep moving away just enough that he can’t catch you and forgets why he’s chasing you in the first place. 020
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 4hI’ve just reported you to MI5 and the CIA for this. 140
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 6hIt’s when his seax is behind ‘you’ that you have to worry. 130
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 9hThank you so much. There’s a consideration waiting for you at the Mead Hall bar. 120
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10h@dutytorturer.bsky.social He’s started again. If you would please be so unkind as to ‘see to him’. Thank you so much. 120
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 21hBarry was disappointed at being benched by the manager. 151
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 23hWell we’ll try out your theory with you as the target then. 100
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 23hKidderminster aside, my best wishes to The Lady B. 0170
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 23hI have my own ectoplasm, thank you. 130
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I really don’t want to know. 130
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The question that is making me uneasy is: What have the chips been smattered with?  3110
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comRyan Reynolds: Yeah, Pretty MuchALT: Ryan Reynolds: Yeah, Pretty Much 140
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026@meadhallwench.bsky.social You have a client. 040
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The lower tables, vegetarians and lepers all get a portion. Or, if you misbehave, two portions. 030
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The sprouts are indeed sacred and revered. I trust the Lady was properly looked after by the sous serfs, given appropriate PPE and that Roger was spayed lightly with WD40? 3110
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Apropos the above thread… Hack, bodge, fettle, etc. youtube.com/shorts/vjw74...youtube.comWhat is the bug that caused Malaysia F1 chaos? 💻YouTube video by THE RACE 100
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What revolution? It’s the 7th century. 150
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That’s you told, init? 010
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ART THOU ALL DEVOID OF WIT? PAY HEED: 11282
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As it was, so ever shall it be. Cook prepares the sprouts according to the Wülferhampton sprout lore and the lore is immutable. Your opinions, desires and protestations carry no weight here. Still thy tongue lest the @dutytorturer.bsky.social be summoned to aid thy silence. 140
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Double vision because I’m pissed usually. 120
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s sad when the drink takes over. 140
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Quickly before it’s too late. Save yourself it’s too late for us. 110
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