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Mead Hall Wench

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Serving mead since 972, extras* by negotiation! (*Fees apply)

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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Here at the Valhalla Viking Festival with the Mead Hall. So if you’re coming along come and say hi. #ValhallaVikingFestival #Basingstoke
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In case any of you lovely Wülferhampton lot are here at #FantasyForesyFestival at #SudelyCastle The Mead Hall is open for business come and find us. Love you’re friendly Mead Hall Wench x
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
www.afonmel.com/celtfest/ Just in case anyone want to come to the Meadery and enjoy Mead and Feasts and Music. We’re having our first festival this August “Celt Fest” maybe see some of you there xx
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Celt Fest - a gathering of kindred spirits, a celebration of Celtic culture, creativity, and community.
In the rolling hills of West Wales, where ancient stories still whisper through the land, Celtfest is born
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Found the perfect “cups” for the Mead Hall. This cocktail is called Deadmen Tell no Tales
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Tomorrow is my birthday so today I went to look at a horse (all being well I will be purchasing him) and this evening I am drinking a rather fine single malt. Sláinte
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Morning everyone. The fire is lit in the Mead Hall for those wanting to escape the rain. Sire @wulfhelm.bsky.social I’ve mulled some grape juice* for you & your slippers & chair are warming by the fire. *non alcoholic obvs!
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Oooh if anyone still needs an idea for the perfect valentines gift, I’ve just found this . . .
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Arabella @arabellaspireship.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/su...
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Sussex Police and Crime Commissioner Katy Bourne must resign
This is a time of high levels of racial and religious hate crimes. (4) (5) This is also a time of polarisation, with over half of Britons believing that differences in people’s political views are so ...
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Noooooooooo 😭😭😭💔💔 Absolutely gutted. RIP Catherine you were phenomenal.
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Taylor-Bridgett Wolfcastle Jones @serious-bichon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they will say you are armed, even if you've never touched a gun they will say you were reaching for something, even if your hands were always in the air they will say you were hostile, even if you were begging for your life they will lie because they can and they are allowed to walk away
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Ok enough bloody storms already! I am fed up with water coming through my bedroom ceiling & I can’t get a bloody roofer to look at the roof for another couple of months, so could all storms in the vicinity just BUGGER OFF!!
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A real shame if this photo went viral again today.
Trump and Farage
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Ok Wülferhampton listen up. You lot genuinely are keeping me going right now. Really don’t know what I’d do sometimes without you lunatics to make me smile. In these frightening times it’s good to know we’re all here looking out for each other. #LoveYouGuys #WülferhamtonForever
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Sod it. The weather is too bad for toiling in the fields. I’ve lit a fire everyone head to the Mead Hall and I’ll make up some warm spiced mead
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year Wülferhamptonians 🎉🥂🍾❤️
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Ok it’s PARTY TIME! Happy New years Eve you lovely lot. Get your drinks orders in now so we can see out the year in style 🍾🥂🍷🍸🥃🍻🍺🍹Wishing you all a fabulous 2026 ❤️❤️❤️
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Palmer Report @palmerreport.com · 15/12/2025
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Rob Reiner was the best of us. Donald Trump just reminded us why he's the worst of us.
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Utterly heartbroken to hear the news about one of my favourite directors & his lovely wife. RIP Rob & Michele 😢💔
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Good morning Wülferhampton Hope you have a great day. I’m having a lie in as I’ve just spent most of the night scrubbing custard off the mead hall floor thanks to @themeadhallbard.bsky.social help yourself to drinks & DON’T disturb me before 6pm, Mmk?
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Aah Lewis Bonfire Boys. Congratulations on your “Craptain America” loving the details #BonfireEffigy #TrumpisaDick
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Mevrouw Vos @lillieg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of unexpected explosions. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ba...
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Petition: Ban the public sale of fireworks!
Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of ...
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 05/10/2025
*gasp*
“Everyone thought we’d come in and there were going to be these huge costs we could cut away but there just aren’t,” said a third senior Reform cabinet member in Kent.
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Today on my loonngg drive from Devon to Kent my car decided to die (cambelt- ford fiesta, say no more) It decided to do this at a really fucking busy roundabout on the A303 I was genuinely terrified. 4hrs later than planned I’m back in Kent & now need to buy a new car. Oh joy 😭
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Taking my amazing daughter to Uni today! She’s off to Brighton to study Psychology & Criminology. I’m incredibly proud of her but I’m going to miss her so much. If anyone wants me this evening I’ll be crying quietly at the back of the Mead Hall
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Sabina Stent @sabinastent.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Protect John Oliver at all cost.
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hey @themeadhallbard.bsky.social what’s going on here then. How come MJ has been exiled?!??
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Tomorrow I’m heading to Kent to a Renaissance Faire. Where over the weekend we shall be providing the entertainment in the form of medieval combat & jousting! Oh yeah!
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Right that huge clock across the square says it’s 11 so who’s having what to drink?
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Hey! Hope you’re doing well! I just signed Greenpeace’s pledge to tell Trump: Hands Off Our Ocean. Deep sea mining would bring toxic pollution, deafening noise, and irreversible harm to one of the last untouched places on Earth. We can still stop it – will you sign too?
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Scenes from the Mead Hall this evening #ValhallaVikingFestival
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Day two of #ValhallaVikingFestival & the Mead is ready to be drunk. Come & see your favourite Wench for all your Mead Needs #AfonMel #Mead
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
At Valhalla Viking Festivql as Priestess of Tyr for the opening ceremony (just in case anyone was curious as to what I look like) now back in the Mead Hall serving mead 😀
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Right bar is all set up. Who wants some Mead? #FantasyForestFestival
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The hospital in Georgia didn’t “save a life” They had that chance when Adriana Smith sought medical care. They could have saved her & her fetus. What they did was carry out a medical experiment without consent. They failed her in life & then robbed her of dignity in death 🧵
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polillitam G.M. 💙🦋🦋🦋 @polillitam.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The Antichrist
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Sutton Hoo helmet may actually come from Denmark, archaeologist suggests www.bbc.com/news/article... Hmmm this could prove embarrassing sire? @wulfhelm.bsky.social
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Sutton Hoo helmet may actually come from Denmark, archaeologist suggests
A Danish metal detectorist's find raises questions about where the iconic helmet is from, experts say.
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
WTAF! If anyone is unsure of how to spot a fascist, racist psychopath here’s a quick lesson - they say this kind of stuff. America fucking wake up!!
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Doyle’s Halloween Music Institute @doyleinstitute.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Sorted some new table decorations for the Mead Hall. Rustic & making use of all the rat skills we have left over 😄
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This made me laugh way more than perhaps it should’ve 🤣🤣 check out the whole thread!
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hey @wulfhelm.bsky.social these Vikings actually seem pretty cool! They’re welcome in the Mead Hall anytime ❤️
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year you lovely lot. 2024 is leaving with a guilty look on its face & so it damn well should. Here’s hoping 2025 is happier, healthier & kinder to us all.
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Ok peeps. Do not follow me & then the “second” I follow you back DM me with some utter Bollox about “changing my life, just reply yes for more information” because that will get you blocked & deleted faster than a rat kebab goes through your digestive tract. Ok? We Good? As you were.
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Glorious view across the valley from The Mead Hall this morning
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Yuletide to everyone. Feasting & Mead begins in the Mead Hall at noon & continues until everyone has fallen down
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