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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard

@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
1.1K followers 548 following 24K posts

Belligerent malcontent profanigiest Twangler, storyteller, opsimath Thrice murdered Wülferhamptonian (It’s complicated) Testimonials: “Frustratingly degenerate bastard” “Wilfully obtuse twat” Your sanity is at risk. May contain profanity.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 15h
No. And
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 17h
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 17h
By the Old Gods, what have I unleashed ? 
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 17h
We’re mostly harmless.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
TBF
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s time for your meds Dear. A big dose of the good stuff.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m not falling for it. “Medium Bodied” Yeah, I bet it is.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Giz a job?
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let me get this right. You’re calling me snot? OK then. Do you like jazz? Then let’s bogie… I mean boogie… Let’s boogie… Bugger!
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We do burn down the Mead Hall regularly to sterilise the site.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*wink*
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Time for your meds dear.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I realise you’re new around here and, consequently, have been granted a certain amount of latitude with regard to your woeful lack of knowledge of Wülferhampton history. That said, you should really try to string a couple of synapses together and work out why your thinking is flawed.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
!!!!
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Igors are coming for you.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you. Cheers.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She also clicks on buttons that pop up on her screen and drives tech support nuts.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absofuckinglutely
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wülferhamptonians: Do you get lost in the Wülferhampton threads? Do you wonder WTF is going on? Well, that’s normal. But, if you go to your app settings and tap ‘Content and Media’, then tap ‘Thread Preferences’ and set replies to oldest first and threaded tree view. It might be easier to keep up
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feel free 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No. We don’t.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The £5 off clinched it.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The shot on the right was 100mm f2.8 of the bird taken straight after the shot on the left. The lefthand shot has been zoomed in with a loupe tool. Bluesky also downscales the images when you upload them.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@wulfhelm.bsky.social I do believe this is one of the best shitbirdphotos that I’ve ever taken.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your AI is forked.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been a while.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ahh. Some nice fresh Hell to deal with.
Banner for an account called @essefflegal.bsky.social following me.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tread lightly, because you tread on tradition.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He seek him here, they seek him there, they seek the fucker everywhere. Super Twat.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good lad. Knew I could rely on you. I’ll change out of costume then.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucking had it coming. Tin hatted wankspangle. Elect that ya fucker.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@wulfhelm.bsky.social Parakeet.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m somewhat perplexed that I appear to be carrying the can for this, despite being uninvolved in initiative. Not that I give a shit. However… I too can be capricious.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I keep mine in a jar.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have you any idea about the quantity of spirits I have to self administer?
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bloody junk mail.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AGAIN? You’re gonna go there again?
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Post a photo of yourself all dressed up.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Orca co-pilot to pilot: “What is that fucking idiot doing?” 
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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