The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 17hBy the Old Gods, what have I unleashed ?  4170
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s time for your meds Dear. A big dose of the good stuff. 040
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’m not falling for it. “Medium Bodied” Yeah, I bet it is. 160
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Let me get this right. You’re calling me snot? OK then. Do you like jazz? Then let’s bogie… I mean boogie… Let’s boogie… Bugger! 150
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We do burn down the Mead Hall regularly to sterilise the site. 350
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Time for your meds dear. 020
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I realise you’re new around here and, consequently, have been granted a certain amount of latitude with regard to your woeful lack of knowledge of Wülferhampton history. That said, you should really try to string a couple of synapses together and work out why your thinking is flawed. 140
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Igors are coming for you. 260
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026She also clicks on buttons that pop up on her screen and drives tech support nuts. 170
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wülferhamptonians: Do you get lost in the Wülferhampton threads? Do you wonder WTF is going on? Well, that’s normal. But, if you go to your app settings and tap ‘Content and Media’, then tap ‘Thread Preferences’ and set replies to oldest first and threaded tree view. It might be easier to keep up 21537
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The £5 off clinched it. 030
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The shot on the right was 100mm f2.8 of the bird taken straight after the shot on the left. The lefthand shot has been zoomed in with a loupe tool. Bluesky also downscales the images when you upload them. 150
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@wulfhelm.bsky.social I do believe this is one of the best shitbirdphotos that I’ve ever taken. 3280
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ahh. Some nice fresh Hell to deal with. 3160
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Tread lightly, because you tread on tradition. 030
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He seek him here, they seek him there, they seek the fucker everywhere. Super Twat. 140
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Good lad. Knew I could rely on you. I’ll change out of costume then. 130
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fucking had it coming. Tin hatted wankspangle. Elect that ya fucker. 4282
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@wulfhelm.bsky.social Parakeet. 1101
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m somewhat perplexed that I appear to be carrying the can for this, despite being uninvolved in initiative. Not that I give a shit. However… I too can be capricious. 3140
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Have you any idea about the quantity of spirits I have to self administer? 140
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026AGAIN? You’re gonna go there again? 120
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Post a photo of yourself all dressed up. 2171
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Orca co-pilot to pilot: “What is that fucking idiot doing?”  190