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Art Vandelay

@themahimike.bsky.social
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Ex-Assistant to the Traveling Secretary of the New York Yankees. If they had listened to me the new uniforms would have never been an issue.

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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re living through the worst time to be a yankee fan since the silent era.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ben Rice and Heliot Ramos have a combined postseason OPS of 1.875. They’re really helping cover the loss of Stanton and Judge.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most career scoreless postseason outings with 10+ strikeouts: Justin Verlander: 3 Cam Schlittler: 2 Sandy Koufax: 2 Kevin Brown: 2 Randy Johnson: 2 Cliff Lee: 2
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HasanTheHun (automated mirror) @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
in 3 years we went from "do you condemn hamas" to "do you condemn hasan" and israel is still a belligerent entity that is causing destruction, goading trump into war with iran & prominent dems are focusing on a critic of trump and israel instead of trump and israel itself. fools
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fuck this yankees offense.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fuck this yankees offense.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 05/07/2026
This is the future liberals want
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
propublica.org
More Than 770,000 Children Are No Longer Receiving SNAP Benefits After Trump Changes Federal Food Program
Republican backers of Trump’s signature domestic policy bill repeatedly claimed that revisions to the food benefits program wouldn’t affect the most vulnerable. But reports from a dozen states show ch...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 02/06/2026
Even when you've seen countless examples of it, it's still breathtaking how much criminal behavior our society accepts and indeed welcomes from the police.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Anyone else think the police should stop asking random people to hopefully do their job for them, for free? I would be fired if i just posted on craigslist with my work assignments and requests for help.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A great wheel that doesn’t whiff off the car, while I driving @ityslmemes.com
media.tenor.com
a man is sitting at a table with a bottle of water and a notebook .
Alt: Rueben Rabasa is sitting at a table with a bottle of water and a notebook having the best car ideas of the whole focus group. Its not visible but you can tell there is a man named Paul near by who is farting and having bad car ideas. He likely will have to marry his mother in law for some act of being meek. Rueben is saying “That is a good idea”
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.
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DrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
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Mr. Beat @iammrbeat.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
He’s the greatest con man to ever exist, and you may disagree with me but you know who I’m talking about.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It’s the same actress, I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the same person. @ityslmemes.com
media.tenor.com
a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a bulletin board and says pretty crazy
ALT: a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a bulletin board and says pretty crazy
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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Goldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 22/03/2026
Instead of sending untrained ICE officers to help out the trained but unpaid TSA officers, how about we just stop paying ICE and start paying TSA?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The guy from the famous Onion story "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
image from the Dune font generator. 
it says “DUNE 
THE BEST AT THIS” a quote by Ruben Rabasa’s character in the focus group sketch from I Think You Should Leave. 
there’s two characters in the image, timotheé chalamet and Zendaya both holding swords. i edited Ruben Rabasa’s face onto timothée chalamet’s.
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
COURT MARTIAL FOR MARK DEROSA
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 16/03/2026
I would also like to point out that if DeRosa says Team USA is playing for the troops, then everything is political.
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 16/03/2026
there is now a hypothetical chance that Team USA faces Team Venezuela in the final. I think it would be important if sportswriters note that idk y'know the US launched military strikes on Venezeula earlier this year. #WBC
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Rigged.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Fuck you fox
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Global financial apocalypse and world war 3, but at least you can say retard! Thanks MAGA!
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Americans live in a country where the leader can order the murder of anyone he wants, and doesn’t even need to explain why. The rule of law is gone. Republicans killed it.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
hey gen z welcome to republican governance
James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.
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David Noll @david.noll.org · 21/02/2026
Incredible opinion. It holds that the common ICE tactic of jumping out of an unidentified rental vehicle and seizing suspected noncitizens while masked violates the Fourth Amendment because the *manner* of the seizure is incompatible with a free society governed by the rule of law.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The only ridealong I actively encouraged was Brad Lander, because I love Brad Lander and was so excited to have him. So you’ll have to forgive me that one
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 11/02/2026
We goosed ‘em a little, OK?
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Little Buff Boys grow up to be little buff men sometimes. @ityslmemes.com
Adam Siao Him Fa of France pumps fist after Olympic Men short program in which he finished in 3rd place for his performance while wearing a GOOSE SUIT (thats how you say it, GOOSE SUIT. It is an old circus term. Yeah, France goose’s em a little).
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Zak Jarvis @zakjarvis.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books. She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it. It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
what a shot
halftime show
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
a lego diarama version of the hot dog suit scene from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE, complete with tiny hot dog suited tim robinson and hot dog car, all the business people have scowling faces
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
tfw you leave Plato’s cave awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...
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Pat McAfee blown away to learn San Francisco is not what conservative media makes it out to be
"This place has been gorgeous. It has been incredible."
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#PMSLIV
PAT MCAFEE
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** UNE FROM SAN FRANCISCO **
SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS TIGHT END GEORGE KITTLE
Credit: The Pat McAfee Show
By Sean Keeley on 02/06/2026
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/02/2026
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
To:
Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]
From:
Sent:
Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM
Subject:
Re: florida visit?
good typing!
oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING.
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
i am tied up until aug
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM,
wrote:
You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months.
I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job.
think
What are you doing next week?
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Evangelical Christian republicans
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
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Action Together New Jersey @atnj.org · 02/02/2026
Republicans don't want anyone to take away their guns, even after mass shootings in schools. But they want to take away people's whistles.
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
4:00 start pork!
4:00 start pork!
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Federal agents cornered Marimar Martinez, shot her several times, boasted about it, arrested her, lied about her to the public and in the police report, and falsely charged her with assaulting them. Now the government wants to keep evidence of their lies secret to protect these agents' "privacy."
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David Sirota @davidsirota.com · 28/01/2026
Days after the killing of Renee Good, Stephen Miller and DHS began bragging that ICE agents have immunity from being held accountable. There's a bill sitting in Congress that would end that immunity - and Democrats could right now use their sudden leverage to force its passage. Pass it on.
sirota.substack.com
How Dems Could End Immunity For ICE Agents
Steven Miller and DHS are bragging that ICE agents have immunity. Democratic senators could change that by conditioning their votes on passage of a bill already in Congress.
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