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Art Vandelay

@themahimike.bsky.social
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Ex-Assistant to the Traveling Secretary of the New York Yankees. If they had listened to me the new uniforms would have never been an issue.

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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 9h
The heir to the Netflix fortune.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 10h
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Wrong! I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
ALT: Wrong! I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 12h
The next presidential candidate needs to run on publicly destroying anything Trump put his name to and restoring everything that can be.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I cant wait to hear how great of a bench player he is from the reporters.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Small ball is just referring to a baseball as its the smallest ball of all the major sports. Hockey beats it in volume(i would guess) but unfortunately it does not qualify since its a puck.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
People say the yankees cant improve bad hitters, but they make Taylor Walls and Martin Maldonado into great hitters all the time. Hedges had a great run against them in the ‘22 playoffs also.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That looked like it was a low line drive and he stood and watched it like a towering walk off. It was so funny.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I just want Junior Caminero to feel pain at this point.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Especially when there was no benefit of avoiding a tag.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just umpires belief that the dodgers wont make a mistake.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuck Boomer, but fuck real IDs also.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Theres one example in history of a yankee fan effecting the outcome of a game. Every instance since then we have replay correcting the error the umpire made. Get over it.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Tim Robinson: I Don't Know What This Is
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is trump going to punish open AI for not changing their name?
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That hit was so blatantly offensive. Fitzpatrick should be suspended for at least a game.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And on base is already a thing thats stressed and rewarded. So youre just wanting a more contact approach, which teams having the best years sometime do achieve. Last year’s Jays, this years Rays, Brewers. The good version of the Astros Kd less than everybody else.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Its not about guys not wanting to hit for average. They realized that you’re not gonna get many hits off these pitchers, so you might as well swing big and when you get a hit you don’t wind up stranded at first. Its the pitching quality that lead to this. Not hitters deciding to do it.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The fact that nobody hits anyones bullpen is very lame. We just sit around waiting for the first multi run hit and then wait for the final out. If is your team thats ahead each out feels like intense drama, but if your anyone else its a slow slog of inevitability.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Miz needs to go more than 4 innings or its not really anything.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump is absolutely going to tariff us and take the money for himself.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think its safe to say the Rays are gonna have more then home field advantage regardless of who wins.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Batman Begins The Odyssey
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What’s Cashman’s excuse for sucking at winning the division every year?
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2020 was the ultimate example of this cause it was only 60 games. This is when the yankees really started ignoring all the regular season signals that something is wrong with them. Jeter yanks won the division nearly every year. Judge has been a division champ 3 times in 10 years. 3!!!
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1 thing i want 2 discuss cause everyone is talking about the “crapshoot” of the playoffs line. Thats only an excuse if you were the best team in the league and lost in the small sample size. This generation loses in the full sample size then pretends that was a fluke and they’ll win when it counts
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is stating it kind of oddly. Its a good thing the teams haven’t fallen to teams with worse records any years. But if you take into account every series they’ve had against better record opponents, it would tell you that they have only ever beaten the 2020 Indians. 1-8
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is his plan to win the mid terms. Bomb the democratic voter bases. I know they’re more into bombing schools than bases, but thats still the wrong kind of base, Donald.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably not, but he was a far better bat earlier in the year. People forget when he pulled his hamstring the offense missed him and took its first dive.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yanks made them not pay at all. The mark of a swept team of sorry sacks.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wish he could have been able to play as a backup after the injury and not been forced to play and have the fans hate him. It always ends badly with guys that just don’t have the physical ability anymore.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re living through the worst time to be a yankee fan since the silent era.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is also a huge dilemma. Boone did manage well, he is a good manager and hes improved over the years. Cash and the FO did develop alot of major league talent and 2 stars. But they are also a hugely flawed every team every year and never seem to adjust or fix their flaws.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mike, modern yankee fans are actually not spoiled when we complain anymore. We complain cause we see the same poor play year after year and excuses year after year and nothing is done. 3 division titles in 10 years with highest AL payroll, nothing crapshoot about the regular season.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is odd. But thats the new scam society. Boner pills and gambling ads found a way to make celebrating alcoholism wholesome.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Im not really predicting anything as much as im remember the 2020 world series and the 2025 ALCS. I don’t expect anything to be different. I do think rays waltz to World Series at this point.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The dodger will likely embarrass the brewers Yankees get swept by the small market smart franchise baseball. Dodgers just out play that and the. Thrown even better arms out to match. Yanks have to deal with the crapshoot. Dodgers just play baseball and win.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe they upgrade their rotation.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Takes to Ben Rice, yanks are one of the losses
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thats why anyone does anything.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That should show up in the pitching runs/game though.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ALDS game 1+2 is the first time they had atmosphere all year. They also get a pro yankee crowd every regular season game and still beat the yankees every regular season series.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is there any relief that you get to start your offseason early again?
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Playing*
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Theres literally nobody from that team play. Only Judge remains.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 2020 wild card series ruins this. They beat cleveland in cleveland.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We should expect no less from the playoff yanks.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He should have pitched Sale to get that last out. Really prove a point.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The braves should bring in chris sale to close again.
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Art Vandelay @themahimike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want to watch surf dracula so much more then another marvel thing.
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