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Chris Miller

@thelittlepakeha.net
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Not here for unsolicited debates with strangers. #longcovid #braindamage #disability #gaming #conservation #tangatatiriti Any pronouns. Ōtautahi, Te Waipounamu.

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🐻Iona🐻 @bewarethefish.bsky.social · 31m
Take a long drag on a spaceman cigarette if you're old enough to remember Stuff's "apology"
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Sacha @sachadylan.bsky.social · 1h
Māori roll party vote for Greens is up 11% since the 2023 election, now level with Labour. @mihiforbes.bsky.social #NzPol
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Poll says Māori are turning to the Greens for their party vote
Māori are turning to the Greens for their party vote with a new poll revealing a change described by commentators as "massive".
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 1h
sure it sucks to be the first one but once one person starts speaking up other people who quietly agree will start to agree less quietly
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 8h
the cat decided to wake me by walking on my stomach and it was in the middle of when I was dreaming and now I'm very tired
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 18h
this bird isn't real someone just painted it into the photo
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 18h
what's the german for "one dark silver balloon goes by"
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 21h
adhd chaos crafter who is also a political sicko checking in
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 21h
oh right, I'm back to the really stupid c-comedy tonight haha. the second video with episodes 5-8 is titled "My husband won the beauty pageant unexpectedly"
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Full Ver. 02: My husband won the beauty pageant unexpectedly | Princess! You have five husbands!
YouTube video by Whisper Cine
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 21h
HI LITTLE BUDDY SO FUZZY AND CUTE
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 22h
And if you're going to judge people or make them feel bad or stupid, they just aren't going to be curious around you. People do deserve grace and patience, because when the stakes are this high, you have to ask yourself: If it more important to be right? Or to change the government.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 22h
sometimes stream chat makes me feel like I'm the weird for having enough media literacy to not need everything to be spoonfed lol. they're all "it's so confusing" and I'm sitting here reading a book going "I'm following it fine."
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 23h
if you thought cyberpunk 2077 wasn't cyberpunk I have some really disappointing news about a supposedly cyberpunk restaurant simulator that just came out
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 23h
I was thinking I should go to the dentist again and apparently there is Linwood Dental Centre at 211 Linwood Ave and Linwood Avenue Dental Practice at 201A Linwood Ave, two properties that are literally next door to each other.
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New Zealand Professional Firefighters' Union @nzpfu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: Reports that Coca-Cola's main building in Mt Wellington is on fire and Parnell's high-reach ladder has failed on scene.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today in me being insufferable: A number of the zines and band posters inside that record shop, uh, belonged to me. The HF production design team borrowed* them from myself and other Chicago music scene/record store folks. The More You Know etc [*no I didn't get paid lol, I did it For the Culture]
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 30/09/2026
awful lot of people "ironically" using the us govt lake-sucking-up machine of lies
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 30/09/2026
bird but definitely worth a double take
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
I would die for the Weird Puppies at the Sacramento SPCA
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 29/09/2026
Youtube is recommending me a video titled "Was the beautiful noble consort Yang Guifei a nine-tailed fox that fled to Japan?" and you know, this might be a reach without having watched it, but I'm going to go with 'no'.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 29/09/2026
love the tv method of lightly draping a bandage around a torso wound, it's very effective and should definitely be imitated in real life
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 29/09/2026
gonna watch this next because it looks super silly and isn't that long, it will probably be a fun palate cleanser lol
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Princess! You Have Five Husbands! (2021)
Princess! You Have Five Husbands! is a 2021 Chinese Drama China Native title: 驸马大人请指教. Sun Wu Hen is a clumsy beauty who is sent off to another country
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 29/09/2026
I think I've roughly identified the Shakespeare comedy vs tragedy split in historical c-dramas. Basically if they're about actual historical figures they end with the main characters dying and if they're about made up people they end with the main characters shown married with kids five years later.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 29/09/2026
the my food bag lemon chicken pasta has sliced macadamia on it which I'm not a huge fan of. I like macadamia well enough in cookies but the texture feels weird here.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 29/09/2026
every so often the streamer mentions watching this movie as a kid and this scene creeping him out and every time we have to look it up and inflict it on people who weren't there the last time
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Room living socks (Alice 1988)
YouTube video by invisible world 2023
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your semi-regular reminder that Penguins don't exist - not anymore, at least - but Penguins looked enough like Penguins that we also called them Penguins.
A great auk - a waterbird with short flightless wings, a long hooked beak, and a bright white patch just ahead of the eye on its otherwise black head.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 29/09/2026
I few years ago I was tempted to set up a bot or account or blog or something that just reposted stories about mass layoffs but decided it would be too much work. just remembered that.
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New Zealand Professional Firefighters' Union @nzpfu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A fire truck that caught fire - one of just two in Wellington with the reach for tall buildings - has been replaced by a water cart. #NZPol
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 29/09/2026
make sure you're enrolled!
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I was re-watching Nick Mohammed's season because I'm low-key obsessed with him. I didn't notice the first go around that every time there's a mirror or a reflection, you can't see him in it... because he is dressed like a vampire. Taskmaster's commitment to bits is amazing 
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 29/09/2026
#lrt ugh this and also it doesn't take into account situations where the offender has a pre-existing relationship with the victim and they have complicated emotions about it! they might not want you to beat them up! or they might, but don't want you to experience the obvious consequences!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Heroic Protector Fantasy is rarely of real use to women, it's just wish fulfillment about male posturing and it frequently exacerbates violence it's also much easier to imagine yourself kicking the ass of an obviously villainous stranger than to to actually intervene where you have influence
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 29/09/2026
Looking at all these trees I feel affinity with Everything so soft and still Budding at my fingertips touching you I start to bloom
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 28/09/2026
Found this planet that I don't think had a single fauna that wasn't completely awesome looking. Most of them were variants on these guys but there was also one that was dinosaur-looking skeletons with huge tusks, and underwater were huge molluscs.
A screenshot from No Man's Sky showing a landscape on an alien planet with beautiful scenery and most notably three very alien creatures flying in the air. Each one is in the shape of a four-sided (five including the bottom) pyramid with glowing blue lines along each edge and glowing blue pointy bits on the bottom, while inside the cage shape is a glowing orange ball. There are movement trails of pinkish reddish orange lines visible by two of them. A humanoid alien in a spacesuit stands looking out over a lake.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 28/09/2026
the translators concluded the emperor's speech at the entitlement of his son as crown prince with, "Let's get hammered!" which is probably not *quite* how he said it but I'm sure the spirit is right.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 28/09/2026
There's a thing in c-dramas that I assume has some kind of basis in Chinese culture where if someone is in a position to harm you you call them 'hero' (not sure original word but the translation's consistent) to encourage them not to. Anyway a Mongol leader was about to execute the former-emperor
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 28/09/2026
watching c-drama and there's a bit where a small child is reciting something they've had to memorise and it suddenly reminded me of how crusader kings 3 introduced a system where your children burn out and have a mental breakdown if they study too hard but need to study hard to be successful
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 28/09/2026
I'm going to be having some hideously late dinners reminiscent of my childhood for the next few weeks lol
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 28/09/2026
gamer priorities
A screenshot from YouTube search results showing a title and first line of a video summary:

"Do NOT make this mistake in No Man's Sky Xeno Arena! Think you have to settle for an ugly pet just because it has decent starting ..."
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 28/09/2026
okay I know the clock changed but how is it possibly 6pm? I looked at the time because the sun was in my eyes and normally that's *ending* at 5pm winter time not starting. it's like the sun moves in relation to the earth or something?
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 28/09/2026
My YouTube algorithm is mostly all Chinese history, No Man's Sky, Project Zomboid, and domestic animals. It changes regularly as my interests shift and it has to scramble to catch up.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 28/09/2026
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I'm Not Crying - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Flight of the Conchords
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 28/09/2026
look I'm sorry but Americans need to stop calling Joyce Carol Oates JCO because I always think they mean JuCo.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 27/09/2026
@gretchenmcculloch.com this made me think of the whole "linguists are not kidding when we say that your knowledge of language enables you to understand sentences that have never been said before" lol (and yes the sentence is comprehensible in context and with niche topic knowledge!)
A reddit comment and reply:

"Sprang thang dead weight dropped us into ocean, confirmed amphibious."

"That was a brand new sentence. My honest reaction to that information (I'm scared):"

The reply ends with a close-up picture of a cat peering into a camera making its eyes appear huge and terrified with a green filter over the top.
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Josh | writer, painter, tinkerer @tworuru.com · 27/09/2026
Guys I didn’t realise before how important this work was but the people behind taxpayersunion.org.nz deserve all your time and attention, please don’t pass up this click
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 27/09/2026
Run, @catsofyore.bsky.social, it's cat smoking discourse again!
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Andrew @openpolicy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Citizens Advice Bureau wants an independent anti-slavery commissioner, saying volunteers were "genuinely horrified and shocked" when they discovered there was no support or protection for people in exploitative situations.” #nzpol
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 27/09/2026
This is one of the major issues informing my vote this election, both for obvious bias reasons and because you can't be a serious party without having some kind of policy around people who live with and die from disabilities.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 27/09/2026
true galaxy brain is knowing that there's no objective measurement of intelligence, there are many kinds of intelligence, and even if someone was objectively the most intelligent special boy they still shouldn't have sole authority to solve problems because diverse perspectives are more important.
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 27/09/2026
this is why I always repost good stories about the environment and save them to my zotero
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