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Lazy Anole

@thelazyanole.bsky.social
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I’m just here for the cats. If I stop posting, it’s because of age verification. I’m not giving them my info. I may go to back to mastodon.

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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm been wondering if it would come to this and apparently it has. huge move from cloudflare, which hosts a fifth of all websites on earth.
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Publishers Are Preparing to Opt Out of Google Search
The nuclear option is gaining traction as web traffic collapses and Google refuses to negotiate with content creators
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SaMindy @samindy4.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Friends. I was given an idea and want to run it past you. If I used the artwork of cats I’ve been using this summer to make a calendar, would anyone be interested. 1/2 the money raised would go to Friends of Bear Cat Rescue. The other 1/2 would be set aside for Katydid’s neuro vet visits.
A calico asleep resting her head against moms stomach
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sweet boys
Coal, a black cat, sits in my lap with a happy faceSteele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, makes a happy face while getting his ears scratched
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
How about a cat movie poster? Scaredy Cat Films in association with Upright Pictures International present, Birds. If you like this, follow here and visit my print shop that is full of cat propaganda and movie posters! nathannunart.etsy.com - Thanks for the show!
A movie poster that is a parody of the classic film, The Birds. A cat winces and holds up its paws to defend itself from birds flying around them. A large silhouette of a bird is overlayed on the cat creating a sinister feel. At bottom in large stylized text reads "Birds" and at top in smaller text reads "Uh Oh, They Mad!" and "Screechy, Stabby, Revenge"
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Saffron & Her Majestic Floof @saffronsfloof.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Buried in there is Aunt Hexa, Chair of the Foster Committee #cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme
Color photograph. A young black and white tuxedo cat lays on the top of a cat tree platform surrounded by tiny tabby kittens.
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Human I have entered Slug Mode
Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, sleeps on a black desk
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KC Opossum's Ko-fi is HOT AND TASTY @kcopossum.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Well well well look what the fuck we have here
Ink pen and colored pencil illustration by @kcopossum of an opossum standing next to a bag of taco bell!!!!!!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?
Three kittens in a cage. Two are orange and one is black. Three kittens. Two are orange, one is black. They are laying on a stuffed teddy bear. The black kitten in a scarf.The two orange kittens in a scarf.
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 09/07/2026
There’s nothing like the absolute joy at seeing your new adopted kitten for the first time and knowing she’s always been meant to be part of your family. 🥰 it was true love at first sight for Mocha’s adopters!
Two men meet a fluffy tortoiseshell kitten and are instantly smitten with her.Two men meet a small fluffy tortoiseshell kitten and are instantly smitten with her, as one is bending over to kiss her gently
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Doctor Beverly Crusher @spacedocmom.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you think taking precautions during your ongoing pandemic plus other viral outbreaks is a political stance, I have news for you: viruses don't know about your politics. All they want is to get in you and reproduce. Mask up, stay safe. 🖤💙😷🥄
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Doctor Beverly Crusher
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Incoming Transmission...

If you think taking precautions during your ongoing pandemic plus other viral outbreaks is a political stance, I have news for you: viruses don't know about your politics. All they want is to get in you and reproduce. Mask up, stay safe. emojis: black heart, blue heart, masked, spoon
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Nicole Dornsife | Thornwolf @thornwolf.com · 04/07/2026
Giving this gift of a watercolor tulip #ACEO #painting to a dear family friend today, excited to give it to her. I got it all framed up nice too but here’s a shot of it when it was fresh off the easel so to speak. Patreon supporters got to see this early. 🌷 #watercolor
An ACEO card of red, pink, and orange striped tulips in a field with the hint of a mountain behind. Shown are paintbrushes and the paint in the palettes used to create it A closeup of the ACEO painting before it’s cropped and framed
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Mali 💤 MCM London G-23 @sleepimali.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Friend 👁👁
Watercolour painting of a huge, fluffy cat with a white and grey coat and a piercing gaze directed straight at the viewer that looks both intense and vacant at the same time. A person sits by their tail, looking tiny in comparison
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Picard engineering tip: Even if computers can talk now, remember how deeply stupid they are.
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Rachel Gunter, Ph.D. 🗃️ @phdrachel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't attend a particular history conference anymore after a man walked up to me in the book room, shook my hand, & then grabbed it, pulled me, & forced me to touch him. That's not the part that still infuriates me. The conference excused it... 1/2
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Rachel Gunter, Ph.D. 🗃️ @phdrachel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
they said he was old & a bit odd. They said he might even be autistic. I was told if I wanted to return to the conference, & he did too, that I would "have to deal with his presence." Absolutely the F*** not. I never went back. But please know, people excuse this behavior all the time. 2/2
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
GINGER JOY. 🧡 Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a young woman wearing a short sleeve pleated skirt dress sitting up on the side of some steps to a wooden house. She is holding a long haired ginger cat aloft in her hands and looking at it with an expression of unrestrained joy.
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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Abbott is all for data centers except in the six months prior to an election.
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 09/07/2026
The Magus | tarot pet portrait (2021) portfolio: www.shaferbrown.com tipjar: www.patreon.com/shaferbrown
limited color fantasy pet commission 

in offset tones, a robed cat stands in front of his cat tree, grasping a dangling mouse and string in his raised hand. At his chest he holds a small flame. on his cat tower sits a cup of milk, a long sword, and a purse of coins.
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Gizmo the Wobbly Cat @wobblygizmo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Good morning and happy #throwbackthursday #cat #cats #catsofbluesky
A white kitten with black spots laying on a window sill. Out the window is a dirt patch with a hose on it and a concrete sidewalk
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not working tomorrow, anyone want me to draw them a picture in my sketchbook? ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
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Sketchbook Prompt
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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KevTheRev @kevtherev.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm placing an order from some halal sushi from the Islamic Republic of Japan before the 111% tariffs kick in. You guys want anything? Falafel roll? Shwarma nigiri? 🤷‍♂️
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Dez Nite 🐝💪🌃 @deznite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I like the halal sushi place in Dearborn oyakis.com/about
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Oyaki Sushi - About
Our creative team blends traditional Japanese techniques with modern presentation. Located on Ford Road, we prepare fresh sushi daily using locally selected ingredients. The menu features cl...
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pillsbury @pillsbury37.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
sesame baklava, seaweed chips and bonita flake hummus, teriyaki lamb kabobs with sticky rice, seared sesame tuna with tzatziki.
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isosolies.bsky.social @isosolies.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wagyu donor, extra wasabi sauce.
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Steve Martin @stevegameware.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When does Ramendan start?
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Conrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Two Mondays ago the kitten we found was feral. It is Thursday and the kitten does not believe that I have personal space.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ela gosta de participar de todas as atividades da casa, geralmente atrapalhando, mas oq importa é participar né
Uma gata frajola dentro de uma sacola
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One of the Sarahs @one-of-the-sarahs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dragged out all my colored pencils and discovered that I do not have any peony pink. Also discovered that peonies are hard to draw. But the bunny turned out pretty cute!
Soft sketchy drawing of an alert black and white bunny near an odd looking mass of pink and purple that represents a peony blossom.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti
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A Daily Violet 💜 @adailyviolet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Since I'm in here, might as well get some work done! #ThumperThursday #NoBrushies #aDailyViolet
Small grey rabbit in her cardboard cottage, nibbling on the ever expanding window.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We are going to reach a point where every student is paid 50,000 dollars to take a rightwing class to turn them against the idea of government spending
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy July! 🌈😈🖖🏻
Star Trek meme with three panels of Spock fighting and choking people: Top panel: TOS Kirk and Spock spar with lirpas, middle: AOS Spock chokes Kirk, and bottom: TOS Spock chokes McCoy. Low opacity overlay text in rainbow gradient large font over it all, one word aligned over each panel: GAY WRATH MONTH.
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STEAMLORD @exoplanetdinosaur.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Why is everything so shit? I can't buy software outright any more, I have to subscribe every year for the same software with hardly any differences from the same software I used when I was 22. I can't use said software without it asking me to use the mobile app or the AI I don't want or need, or
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Glen Grambo 🇨🇦 @glengrambo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A couple days ago, they were deep in the reeds, like moving shadows with a hint of orange. But this morning one decided to explore and popped out of the reeds for just a bit. This is a baby Sora, and as it dashed to another reed clump, those little wings helped for balance! #Birds 🪶
A small fuzzy baby Sora runs among the reeds in a small marsh. The morning light is very warm and the black Sora has one of its big feet, with long toes, raised as it runs. Its tiny wings are flapping and act as stablizers when they run. It has a bit of orange on and around its bill … a precursor of the yellow candy corn beak that is to cone!
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sea witch @peaseblossom101.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Pepper No. 30 by Edward Weston
Edward Weston’s Pepper No. 30: a black and white photograph of a green pepper. It’s lit from above, and has gorgeous curves that make it an abstract as much as a pepper. There’s a small rotten spot on the bottom right of the pepper that adds texture
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Sunny @onsunnysside.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m working on stylizing portraits so I’m not just copying the reference. It’s one of the ways I want to grow in 2026. I’m getting there! #artsky
A hand drawn portrait of a Black woman turned green
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sea witch @peaseblossom101.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s worth it to look through the replies to this. The sheer range of responses is wonderful
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Chilangüero @guero.eurosky.social · 09/07/2026
Trying again, I need urgent help rehoming my mom’s cat in the Dallas area. Pippin, about 7-8 years old, about 12lbs, neutered, chipped, up to date on all shots. Very affectionate, roughly 70/30 indoor/outdoor. cc @catsofyore.bsky.social @jortsthecat.bsky.social @darthbluesky.bsky.social
Pippin, a short haired tawny tabby, lying on my lap. His ears are pulled back slightly. Pippin, a tawny grey tabby, is sitting on a pile of books, looking at the camera with a slightly defiant expression.
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AAUP @aaup.org · 09/07/2026
Today, the AAUP & Texas AAUP sued Texas Tech Chancellor Brandon Creighton over directives he gave that mandated the censorship & thought policing of thousands of faculty & students leading to the suppression of academic freedom & the pursuit of knowledge. More Here: www.aaup.org/news/aaup-te... 🧵
Lawsuit cover page:

TEXAS AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS-AMERICAN
FEDERATION OF TEACHERS and the
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS,
Plaintiffs,
V.
BRANDON CREIGHTON in his official capacity as Chancellor of the Texas Tech University System, and ARCILIA ACOSTA, CODY CAMPBELL, CLAY CASH, TIM CULP, SHELLEY SWEATT, DOUG MCREAKEN, DON SINCLAIR, DUSTIN WOMBLE, and RACHEL MCLELLAND, in their official capacities as members of the Texas Tech University System Board of Regents,
Defendants.
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plesnercph🇩🇰 @plesnercph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
🐸Natterjack toad (Epidalea calamita), Vissenbjerg Terrarium, Denmark. Max size 8 cm (3.15"). Has fairly short rear legs which often causes it to 'walk' rather than jump. Found in western, central and northern Europe. Prefers sandy soil. Considered Least Concern by the IUCN. 📷by plesnercph
A well-camouflaged brown toad is sitting on the ground among brown leaves. It has a yellowish line starting at the snout and going all the way down the middle of the back. The toad is looking up and to the right in the picture.
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madeline @trashhhonly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
what are some fun novels that you've enjoyed recently (or ever) that don't require a TON of focus for reading that don't end on a "life sucks and it never gets easier but oh well" note?
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
To be clear: it is the job of Houston's city, county, state and federal officials to make sure that video footage is released and that Lorenzo Salgado Araujo's family gets the truth about what happened
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Writing on the back of this one says “I don’t like this program”. Photo from my collection, 1961.
Black and white photo of a short haired, tuxedo, tabby cat standing up on its hind legs to paw at a large television set.
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ElectroCeratops @ehrenenglish.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
OK, maybe I will challenge that a bit. Back to Ottawa on the next one.
IPad with an illustration of Sneaky Dee's in progress.
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 02/11/2025
🐷 Porkfolio thehamofficial.com - 🌈 Comms thehamofficial.com#commissions 📒 Sketchbook Comms ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da - 👕 Merch thehamofficial-shop.fourthwall.com 🌸 Prints inprnt.com/gallery/thehamofficial/ ☕ Shop ko-fi.com/thehamoffici... - 💖 Tips ko-fi.com/thehamoffici...
illustration of a cute shark jumping curving to the right in front of a blue-green wavy background. The word "blahaj" in blue and pink is above it, the word "blast"in a more 3d geometric style is below/next to it's tummy with pink and green outlines, blue sides and white front. There is a pink spiky "exploding" shaped motif behind the word blastPainting of a bunch of colorful flowers growing together in a mass. A silly looking cartoon bee with outward facing eyeballs is landed among them, licking a flower intensely with pollen all over its facedigital drawing of a huge catfish in a grubby beige tanktop and orange hat at a dock by a lake. He is holding a very bewildered nakey man with a hook in his (the man's) cheek. The man seems to be thrashing slightly, the fish has a vacant expression and its mouth open. It resembles those dating profiles where a guy is holding up a fishA digital painting of a little naked wrinkley sphynx cat loafing with huge eyes looking at the viewer. The background is a bunch of green wiggles with small roast chickens at a variety of angles.
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wow cool it seems like when we said “humans are among the least sexually dimorphic of any animals and the differences we have can be altered by hormones and surgery” it was FUCKING CORRECT.
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Space City Weather @spacecitywx.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Our ongoing daily rain chances will increase over the weekend, but we don’t expect a total washout. The highest likelihood of rain appears to come early next week. Also, what’s going on with the Atlantic hurricane season? #houwx
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As daily shower chances continue in Houston let’s check in on the Atlantic hurricane season
In brief: In today’s post we discuss our ongoing daily rain chances. They will increase over the weekend, but we don’t expect a total washout. At this point the highest likelihood of ra…
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ぼ @nyusankinumai.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
えらいぞ たくさんたべろ
ペレットを食べるうさぎ
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