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He/him. "A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't." Tom Waits

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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 21m
@davidjroth.bsky.social And they say there's nothing beautiful left in this world.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 6h
cc: Every Royals front office in franchise history
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
About 10 years ago, @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social r.bsky.social told me plainly that there should not be a QO or any rule or structure like it grafted onto free agency. I've never forgotten it.
r.bsky.social
Bluesky
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
John Papa Gros. Hardest workin' man in show business.
John Papa Gros on piano
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@oldmanduggan.bsky.social
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Almost nobody watched The Critic but everyone who did is an elder Millennial who posts on Bluesky
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Steve Ballmer should have to give it to @pablo.show as a trophy, like defeated generals having to hand over their swords.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Players with two multi-homer games in first 10 career postseason games: Ben Rice Fernando Tatis Jr. Eric Karros Troy Glaus Bernie Williams Willie Aikens
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@dszymborski.fangraphs.com Will ZiPS adjust Teel's (and only Teel's) 2027 projection down in light of this?
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@jcbradbury.com
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's more info than you'd ever want! bsky.app/profile/disc...
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@sandwiches.bsky.social
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the 80s, my sports holy trinity was Michael Jordan, George Brett, and Joe Montana. But this Montana poster was the only one in my room.
Classic 80s Joe Montana poster, red border, gold letters
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@mharvey816.bsky.social It’s an epidemic
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@royalsreview.bsky.social
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, come on, these are made-up names from a video game without an NFLPA license
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@oldmanduggan.bsky.social
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After I heard about people dying in a hotel from CO poisoning in Belize a couple of years ago, I bought a small travel CO detector. But the catch is it only works if I remember to bring it with me on a trip.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social I think we should all get to write a season of Reacher at some point, as a treat
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 28/09/2026
I think the fact that two teams are going to bullpen game Game 1 of their playoff series, against each other, is a signal that there are too many teams in the playoffs.
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Jeffrey Paternostro @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Legit probably one of the best five prospects in the league.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@dennycarter.bsky.social Darnold or Herbert this week in 6pt per pass TD?
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@consumertc.bsky.social McDonald's ad early in this clip
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social In case you're already scouting for the Williams Sonoma Hater's Guide
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MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dlvr.it
Padres To Activate Jason Adam
The Padres are activating Jason Adam from the 60-day injured list before tonight’s game in Los Angeles, reports Dennis Lin of The Athletic. Griffin Canning is being optioned to open a spot on the pitching staff. San Diego will also need to create an opening on the 40-man roster. More to come.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social 👀
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
With 6 home games left, the KC fence change has really not had a huge impact. +10 new HR for KC hitters +16 new HR for opponents before the year, we'd estimated ~40 new HR. www.mlb.com/news/effect-...
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The Royals moved in the fences. How many more homers are coming?
Last month, the Royals announced a most unexpected change for the 2026 season: After years of having the second-most spacious park in the Majors – and first among those that aren’t located a mile high...
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@bryancurtis.bsky.social
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K, here and there @khereandthere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a degree
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social A friend of a friend brought this to a party tonight. Never heard of it, but I really like it. Besides the orange, I get a bit of cherry.
Red Ox Orange and Coriander Whiskey
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social A bartender let me try the Woodford Double Double tonight. It was good, but not nearly good enough to justify the premium over the double oaked IMO.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the longest streak of missing the postseason for St. Louis since they missed eight consecutive years between 1988 to 1995
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@cincodemanger.bsky.social Wisconsin's like "We can call Paul Chryst? We can do that?"
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 18/09/2026
John Mayberry, Cookie Rojas, and Amos Otis, circa 1974 #Royals #Baseball
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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 17/09/2026
Any time my kid doesn't want to get out of bed on a school day from now on I'm just going to tell him it's his throw day
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@bryancurtis.bsky.social
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@royalsreview.bsky.social
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Jesus Lizard have backed out of the opening slot on Ed Sheeran's tour
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If the shutters are blowing in That’s probably Mr. Sheeran If the shutters are blowing out Harry Styles is about
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@royalsreview.bsky.social The dream of Rock Jumpkick is real
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's because sports posters almost unanimously are veterans of the forum wars. People who didn't come up through message boards are to a poster too hysterical.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social Russell's Reserve 10 year and a rye house infused with fig and peach
Two cocktails
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
whenever someone on here complains that an independent creator is charging for their content i’m like “oh there’s a republican who doesn’t know it yet”
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Joshua Brisco @jbbrisco.com · 08/09/2026
This year, the Only Weird Games bingo card has reached new heights. With a 7x7 card clearly just not enough, @jazayerli.bsky.social has also revealed A SECOND, SETH-SPECIFIC BINGO CARD. The game is on.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@dennycarter.bsky.social "If you're in a PPR league and need a wide receiver, show your leaguemates you mean BUSINESS. Call Jakobi & Meyers." youtu.be/tFX-XpgrnZY?...
youtu.be
Jacoby & Meyers Commercial w/ Robert Vaughn, #3 (Cancer)
YouTube video by SNC Video Archives
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