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He/him. "A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't." Tom Waits

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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 7h
@davidjroth.bsky.social And they say there's nothing beautiful left in this world.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 8h
Mevis had the Little League "don't hit it to me" look
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 13h
cc: Every Royals front office in franchise history
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 16h
Our dogs tugging on a toy made from a piece of old fire hose (indestructible apparently, had it for 2 years)
Our dogs tugging on a dog toy made from a piece of old fire hose
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 17h
We need some AC maintenance, but it needs to happen on a day when we know we won't need it and our HVAC guy is available. We're in mid October, still wondering when that will be.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 18h
In the Morgan Neville doc, Lorne is asked by Steve Martin why Gillis was brought back to host. Lorne replied flatly "He's the number one comedian in the country." www.netflix.com/watch/828725...
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 18h
They adjusted our bill (but it took 2-3 more weeks), and I made a claim for the cost of the plumber, got that $ back. But that didn't cover a lot of hours on the phone, checking around the house, and just stressing about it.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 18h
The tech replaced the meter & made a phone call to look into it. He figured out that someone manually entered our usage data that month for some reason and messed up by a few decimal points. Actual usage was right in line with recent months. Until then no one believed me, not even a plumber.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 18h
Happens IRL too. A year ago I got a $3800 water bill for 330K gallons used in a month. Took 2 wks to get a tech out to check the meter. In the meantime, every water co rep said "must be right, that's the reading". Hired a plumber to inspect, no leaks but said maybe we did use that much somehow.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 19h
Yep, arrange transport to the resort in advance (hotels/resorts can usually help with this) and go right pass the people offering rides at the airport. And have WhatsApp set up- it's what drivers, tour operators, and even restaurants use to communicate.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 20h
I guess it got back to LBJ
Mission Impossible (1996)

Kittridge: I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This. Peak galootness was Everett Teaford AND Tim Collins fitting in Jonathan Broxton's pants.
Everett Teaford AND Tim Collins fitting in Jonathan Broxton's pants.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
About 10 years ago, @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social r.bsky.social told me plainly that there should not be a QO or any rule or structure like it grafted onto free agency. I've never forgotten it.
r.bsky.social
Bluesky
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I didn't realize the difference until I had real sugar Coke again in Europe. Really is better.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The complete opposite of
static.klipy.com
Air Airs: Man's Happy Moment
ALT: Air Airs: Man's Happy Moment
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm liking this one, which looks like a similar size to yours: www.anker.com/products/a1641
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
John Papa Gros. Hardest workin' man in show business.
John Papa Gros on piano
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@oldmanduggan.bsky.social
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mom: Time for bed. Me, like 9 years old: But what if Sue Ellen is drinking again? Mom: Ok, sit down.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love getting an email or postcard from a salesperson saying "I'd really like to buy your [car I haven't owned in 4 years]." It's that kind of attention to detail I look for in someone wanting to do business with me.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When my son was about 8, he was that was his favorite pizza. I asked him why and he said "it's a really big piece of pizza and I don't have to share it".
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mantegna was fine, his Chicago bona fides are obvious. But Farina would've been transcendent.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Forgot about the Culkin brothers appearing in one: youtu.be/kBnnon_iZOM?...
youtu.be
Bill Swerski's Super Fans: Thanksgiving - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"How many heart attacks is that for you, Todd?"
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I don't want to give my real number, I use the local number for time and temperature, which is incredibly still a thing.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Carrie Fisher and her beloved Coca Cola
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Complete with ZiPS projections from @dszymborski.fangraphs.com
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For the apparent core Bluesky demo, a few years younger than us? Formative, I'd expect. In that sweet spot of VHS/cable saturation for kids entertainment.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I almost don't want @briancgrubb.bsky.social to see this because it isn't real and can't ever be made.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh man, this game is going to cost me some productivity. I would watch this movie. But Branagh is miscast, and there's no way a movie with such a dark premise could be as dark as it needs to be with a PG rating.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't remember seeing this in Missouri back then, but it's better for my health that it didn't stick around.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mine is mostly
Billy likes to drink soda

Billy Madison
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a Gen Xer, I'm inclined to let the millenials see it as theirs and remain in the background in my preferred state: ignored and unsupervised.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Almost nobody watched The Critic but everyone who did is an elder Millennial who posts on Bluesky
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's hard to pick one Critic joke/moment, but this one made me laugh the most: youtu.be/QqDHVD8kT4Q?...
youtu.be
The Critic - "Except for the Gloves"
YouTube video by James Michaels
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rob Lowe, generic NFL hat
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love that. Reminds me of this: www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...
cbc.ca
How Roger Moore gave a young fan a top secret James Bond mission | CBC Radio
Writer Marc Haynes' chance meeting with actor Roger Moore as a young boy is one he'll never forget.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Keith David in the 1989 cinematic masterpiece Road House
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tenement. Immersive, nothing else like it.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would've been pretty surprised if you had.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I defer to @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social on that, but yeah, sounds like it would be cloying. Although the peanut butter whidkey I tried was better than I expected.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ballotin Caramel Turtle Whiskey
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And like cab drivers before them, whether they've been in Vegas for 5 minutes or 50 years, they're required to say that things were better when the mob was in charge.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same. I've found that the more charitable explanation for someone questioning an estrangement is their own family relationships are healthy/loving/close & they just can't comprehend it. Less charitable one is someone engaging in (or more commonly enabling) the behavior that led to the estrangement.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, I need to deactivate that, mostly unhelpful
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @galacticmule.bsky.social
Lusting after Frank Osborne
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was a preview of how fans would respond to something that we knew would happen: members of legacy acts dying or becoming too frail or rich or disinterested to keep going (or to perform at a high level). A lot of folks just want to hear the music, even if the band is basically a tribute act.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm getting Boardwalk and Baseball flashbacks from this. Not what you want.
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The Laundry @thelaundry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have one PPR league where you can only roster 5 RBs. Right now my RB5 is Corum, but is it crazy to think Brian Robinson is becoming the better handcuff/stash with standalone value?
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