Reposted by THEJordonBrownPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 952516671
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Saw someone abbreviate “short term disability” as STD, and uhhhh, don’t do that 020
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Somebody make the edit of SNL UK slamming Netanyahu versus the tepid nothing joke from SNL. Che and Jost never fail to not meet the moment. 030
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You want to drink water on the job? Go fuck yourself. 020
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Reposted by THEJordonBrownTHEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Y’all got any favorite quotes? I’m doing a thing. 101
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This week's episode of Dark Matter is completely different, stunningly beautiful, and a must watch 030
Reposted by THEJordonBrownmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164891221
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Winner gets UT, loser has to change its name 110
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Going to Philly next week and I’m going to spend every second of free time enjoying the local accent 220
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Y’all got any favorite quotes? I’m doing a thing. 101
Reposted by THEJordonBrownGame Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 24/09/2026What is Zach's SECOND talent? 👀 923036
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.” - Kurt Vonnegut 000
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You can shorten artificial intelligence and ain’t it to AI. And I think that’s beautiful. 000
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We have successfully gotten two children to age 1static.klipy.comJeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' MomentALT: Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment 100
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gavin Newsom’s shit posts accomplished nothing and now he’s actively screwing over Californians (and the rest of the country) because he is a gigantic turd 020
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He’s so confident he’s going to be the nominee, he’s already campaigning as a Republican 042
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Periodically, I stumble across a quote or project by RFK and I'm absolutely astonished by it, and then realize it isn't Jr. and it makes a lot more sense 020
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Got my Covid and flu shots yesterday, and I’ve got some serious Ace Ventura arm todaystatic.klipy.comAce Ventura Darts SceneALT: Ace Ventura Darts Scene 020
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I keep getting this ad and whoever makes omnibuses where the lettering doesn’t line up should be shot into the sun 040
Reposted by THEJordonBrownFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The one thing I will make a point of watching in 2028 on a Paramount/Warner Bros channel is Gavin Newsom’s concession speech in New Hampshire. 727342
Reposted by THEJordonBrownMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ProPublica got the literal check Collins was bribed with. 8443471336
Reposted by THEJordonBrownLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early 11652931236
Reposted by THEJordonBrownRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/ 92121212100
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Every single one of these “benefits” they tout remains the most unrelatable sociopathic shit I’ve ever seen. What do you mean you needed your glasses to tell you to stop screaming at your kid to do tennis better? 010
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nine years ago today, my wife and I went to the Hurricane Harvey benefit concert. That also means nine years ago, I heard Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats perform SOB for the first time. My karaoke life was never the same. 000
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I told you the eventual conclusion after nine meandering paragraphs is “yes, absolutely,” would you call this headline absolutely negligent bullshit? 050
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Welcome to me joining the PTA and becoming the huge problem who demands the district stops using AI to design everything 020
Reposted by THEJordonBrownGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out 395209333489
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Is there anything that has poisoned our democracy more than X? Like, the worst opinions of the loudest, tiniest group of people (and tiniest penises) are somehow infecting every journalist on the site into believing it’s a sampling of public opinion. 140
Reposted by THEJordonBrownRick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed 754526775
Reposted by THEJordonBrownBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!! 152535620
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Perhaps the greatest caption error ever: May I nominate we change his name to Edge Urine? 120
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Damn, Ed Sheeran remains the world’s most spineless loser 110
Reposted by THEJordonBrownAdam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@aoc.bsky.social just put out a great statement on AI. Refreshing to see a major politician on the left nail this. "Silicon Valley billionaires want us to believe that Al robots will destroy humanity. But the biggest threat to humanity are the tech oligarchs themselves." 🎯 221561596
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Based on most other cis dudes, I only support trans rights because I am friends with a bunch of trans folks. That sucks. White cis dudes do better challenge times infinity. 030
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Instagram didn’t think this was funny and I think they’re wrong 140
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A newsletter I open and read every week, whose contact I have saved, was still sent to spam this week. Meanwhile, I got like eight offers for loans I didn’t ask for delivered straight to my inbox. Very cool. 030
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Who gives worse interview answers: Tilly Norwood or Tom Cruise? 000
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What’s the most millennial thing about you? I’ll start: Reaction gifs are great and I will die on that hill. 111