THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 4hA Shane Gillis says an awful thing involving SNL controversy? Is it 2019 again already? 000
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 17hFor the sake of everyone about to have to fight with people siding with the billionaire owners, I am rooting for the Brewers. I hate it, but I hate a salary cap more. 030
Reposted by THEJordonBrownIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/10/2026Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent 12469232066
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 11/10/2026CLAIM: We did an atrocious crime. FACT: The guy was brown so it doesn’t count. 041
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The mass shooting in Pennsylvania today killed a pregnant woman, which the right is supposed to care about protecting. Excited to see nothing come of this.static.klipy.comI Hate It HereALT: I Hate It Here 010
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Like 30 years ago, there was talk of how soon a show would swap out product placement for individual viewers. So, I might see Joey grab a Coke, while you see him drink a Dr. Pepper. I thought it was so cool because I was a 13 year old moron. Imagine having never developed your brain past that. 010
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Obviously, none of those booths got a cent of my money 020
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026At a local fair, and the opinion on AI seems to be overwhelminglystatic.klipy.comLet's Slop 'Em Up - I Think You Should Leave with Tim RobinsonALT: Let's Slop 'Em Up - I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson 120
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I feel like if you’re executed by the state and then live, you should get to go free. Didn’t you serve your full sentence? 000
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If an unidentified, heavily armed man runs up to my car when my 5 year old is in it, I’m not only trying to get away, I’m probably trying to hit him with my car first to keep my kid safe. Abolish and prosecute every moment of ICE. 010
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We have to pay our HOA $500 to sell our house. Not late fees. Not fines. Just a straight-up half a grand to not live in the neighborhood anymore. Let's burn the whole fucking system down and start over. 110
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Imagine a dumber economic system than the one we currently have. I dare you. variety.com/2026/tv/news...variety.comDavid Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. MergerDavid Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed. 131
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026To every Democrat out there: I will never give an anti trans candidate a single cent. 051
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don’t think “if you can’t beat them, join them” is a good strategy against fascists 020
Reposted by THEJordonBrownFascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"James Talarico has to say anti-trans things in order for him to win" is so utterly divorced from basic reality. It didn't help Colin Allred win when he did the same thing in 2024 and, based on polling, it hasn't resulted in Talarico increasing his polling numbers whatsoever.en.wikipedia.org2026 United States Senate election in Texas - Wikipedia 518433
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Obviously I know the real answer is we won’t. The most evil men in the world will reap all the benefits while we die choking on dust. 020
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026How exactly will we all get money from AI? Are we relying on the generosity of billionaires? Where does the payment come from? 120
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Probably not any parallels of public executions from other fascist regimes 020
Reposted by THEJordonBrown🎃👻🧙♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026this is so fucking sad 885118361441
Reposted by THEJordonBrownKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Once again I offer a hearty “what the fuck are you doing, moron?” to Jared Polis, who commuted her sentence the last time she pulled this shit 271547243
Reposted by THEJordonBrownToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Warners’ watertower has been repainted. 44975198
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A standard management tactic to undercut the unionization process is to sow doubt by claiming a union could make benefits worse or lead to layoffs. I feel bad for the corporate lawyers at Wizards who will have to invent entirely new tactics. 040
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So excited about this rare unpoppable bubble 020
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 06/10/20265 year old: You know how I hurt your feelings yesterday? Me: You’re going to have to be more specific. 000
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There has never been a meaner person in the world than a kindergartener who you didn’t bring the right snack for after school 030
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I would trade the Lanterns finale in a heartbeat for a new season of Halogram and Stewart, Space Detectives. And so would everyone else in the world. 001
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thrilled the Crystal Lake prequel has Crazy Ralph in it 000
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At a kid’s birthday party: Another parent: I hate that the principal makes AI flyers. Me: 040
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is correct. Even if he didn’t invent it (but he might have?), he certainly popularized it. Now, he stopped in 2016, but he is the root cause. 120
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love how AI bros simply cannot fathom and do not believe that people who hate AI are not secretly addicted to AI. 030
Reposted by THEJordonBrownElsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart 168144934792
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Pope hates AI, my baseball team didn’t make the playoffs, let’s go White Sox! 020
Reposted by THEJordonBrownPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 952512665
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Saw someone abbreviate “short term disability” as STD, and uhhhh, don’t do that 020
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Somebody make the edit of SNL UK slamming Netanyahu versus the tepid nothing joke from SNL. Che and Jost never fail to not meet the moment. 030
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You want to drink water on the job? Go fuck yourself. 020
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THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Does anyone know how to order a water ice? 000
Reposted by THEJordonBrownTHEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Y’all got any favorite quotes? I’m doing a thing. 101
THEJordonBrown @thejordonbrown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This week's episode of Dark Matter is completely different, stunningly beautiful, and a must watch 030
