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The Jolene

@thejolene.bsky.social
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You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Published at 19, double doctorate from MIT at 22. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok? NO DMs.

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Research Fanatic @research-fanatic.bsky.social · 2h
Just Watch Southern California braces for more dangerous surf, flooding from Tropical Storm Rachel | KTVU share.google/6yhqBr45s9Xo...
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Southern California braces for more dangerous surf, flooding from Tropical Storm Rachel | KTVU
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 13h
This is why NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch must go. On Thursday, October 8, after ICE shot a man who was later taken into federal custody, NYPD officers were allegedly instructed to turn off their body cameras.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 13h
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𝓒𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮 @anondananda.bsky.social · 17h
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10h
Today is Indigenous Peoples Day. Please remove Columbus Day from your vocabulary.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 9h
This is a traditional Japanese instrument called shamisen. It has only three strings. 🎥 Credit: masatoshibata3 柴田雅人 on Threads
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 9h
All of this 🔥
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 16h
Cartoonist: Pedro Molina
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 11h
Encounter with young orcas: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 13h
A photographer captured this rare moment of a critically endangered sawfish swimming alongside a sea turtle in Western Australia. The photo by Matt Deakin is called "Ethereal Encounter" and won the 2026 Australian Geographic Nature Photographer of the Year award. Original post
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 6h
Sharing this so I don’t have to suffer alone
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 6h
We can’t wait for our precious daughters to die next from medical neglect & republikkkan cult ideologies. ☠️ STAND UP FOR LIFE.💙💙💙💙💙💙
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9h
What actual DOJ weaponization looks like. We are very far off the cliff.
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Rep. Ilhan Omar’s residence searched as part of ongoing criminal investigation, DOJ says
A Department of Justice spokesperson said the search was part of an ongoing criminal investigation.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 13h
Agree,James Talarico Is Amazing...
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 11/10/2026
Fuckface says he'll never forgive Texas if it elects James Talarico, as if Texans have been sitting around waiting for his absolution. Ask anyone filling a diesel tank this month who owes who an apology. Voters hand out forgiveness in November, and he doesn't get a vote on it.
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Jennifer @feistywiddershins.bsky.social · 13h
This Indigenous People's Day, I wanted to promote the incredible handmade leather work by my good friend Tommy, Native Necromancy on fb, @amealformaggots on insta. He is Lenape of the Turtle Clan. You can see his work in person at both Gonzo Glass Studio and Cerridwen's Hearth in Mount Holly NJ.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 9h
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 7h
Zelensky on bombing the Russian data centers: “It’s pretty clear where the bots were coming from.”
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 7h
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Art of the Deal, folks. Donald is such an idiot.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Truth 👇
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aprilblue57.bsky.social @aprilblue57.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who's going to jump on this?
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Research Fanatic @research-fanatic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"retirement plans? for you? your retirement?" the bank teller asked. i nodded. she checked her computer for a moment, then dropped a small picture of a skeleton in the drawer under the plexiglass barrier and pushed it over to my side of the counter. "Next," she called to the man standing behind me
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Military-base housing is “reserved for military who have earned those quarters from fighting in wars and defending our country... They should not be used for people in the White House. It’s an abuse.” www.vanityfair.com/story/stephe...
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MAGA’s Petit Trianon? Katie and Stephen Miller’s House on a Military Base
From her house on a military base, Katie Miller treats Washington’s most powerful to cakes, farm animals, and sake-squirting hibachi chefs. "I can’t fucking stand her,” says one ally. But "Stephen Mil...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
even with a freakishly large vocabulary i don’t have the words to express how much i love this
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Right now these people are thinking the $50 wasn’t worth it. 🥴 “You know what they’re doing? They go straight down. You can make those drill bits talk, sing, make them go. They go down. New York’s over here, Pennsylvania. They go down, take a sharp left, and suck our oil out. Can you believe it?”
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Elon Musk is on Russia's side. And on his bank account's side. He is not on freedom's side. Or your side.
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ᑕᕼᗴᖇYᒪ @cheryl2877.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And seize all their family assets! 💙💙🗳️💙💙
I DON'T WANT TO WATCH A PUBLIC EXECUTION.
I WANT TO WATCH TRUMP AND HEGSETH GET ARRESTED.
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California Dreaming... @pazvida16.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We Are All Jane Does #AlvaJohnson comes out as one of the women assaulted by #DonaldTrump 'We are witnessing in real time the Naturalization and Normalization of rape culture" in the #UnitedStates This is what happens when you elect a #SexualPredator #PredatorInChief
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"The whistleblower says FBI supervisors were told not to put things in writing, so many of the directives came in face-to-face meetings..." www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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FBI whistleblower says White House pushed unconstitutional probe of protesters
The former analyst says supervisors were told not to put things in writing, so many of the directives came in face-to-face meetings.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"The 2.25m barrels of diesel Putin offered Trump will have zero net impact on the world price of diesel. But accepting them will collapse the US-led sanctions regime on Russia—and align Trump with Putin against Ukraine's attacks on Russian energy production..." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
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Trump Is an Easy Mark for Putin
The president’s diesel deal sells out Ukraine, and does nothing for Americans.
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The Jolene @thejolene.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I posted this elsewhere earlier. Frankenstein Makeover
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.”
Two northern gannets stand by the water. One looks over at the other, whose head seems aglow, likely the effect of sunlight.
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/10/2026
SLAVA UKRAINE! 🇺🇦
Russian disinformation bot traffic nearly eliminated overnight after Ukraine drone strikes cripple multiple of 'Russia's Google' data centers
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
….aaaand they’re OFF 🏁 #ASMR #OddlySatisfying IG: @marblebrosasmr youtube.com/@marblebros-...
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“'The recent decisions to shutter nearly complete offshore wind projects and to pay Total Energies hundreds of millions of dollars to renounce wind leases are an assault on logic and the American taxpayer,' he wrote...” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Veteran conservative lawyer quits Trump’s interior department and warns of ‘assault on the rule of law’
John Murdock had been working for the agency for 18 years and his resignation comes during an exodus of longtime federal workers and scientists
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The Jolene @thejolene.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You're going to need a set of gel pens, too
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Footage taken by protesters shows the massive tree crashing down as border agents look on..." www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
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They sat atop a ‘grandmother’ tree for months. Border agents knocked it down.
Activists occupied a cottonwood tree in Arizona for more than two months in a standoff with U.S. Customs and Border Protection contractors.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yesterday, Donny mocked his cultists to their faces, for believing the stupid shit he tells them. the cultists responded by laughing and clapping ever harder. spoiler alert: it's a cult. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I do some mocking of my own. link is here: bit.ly/3Un3xO2
“I could say the stupidest things, and you’d clap and say ‘I love you so much.’”

He’s not wrong. I mean, it’s not even a hypothetical. Donny does feed his cultists on a steady diet of the stupidest shit imaginable. He tells them that magnets stop working if they get wet. They clap. He tells them exercise is bad for you. They clap again. He tells them windmills give you noise cancer. They smack their goddamned hands together like meth-tweaked seals.

He’ll even spew hallucinatory nonsense about how there’s one ginormous faucet in Canada that controls all of California’s water — and in response, these credulous shit-kadoodles are all ‘please sir, may I have some more?’
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The Jolene @thejolene.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Frankenstein Makeover
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump posted that Putin and Zelenskyy agreed to a deal this morning for a cease fire on energy infrastructure. Zelenskyy is asked about it and says: “That’s news to me.”
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The Jolene @thejolene.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sounds like a martini to me!
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The Jolene @thejolene.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bring out the fondue!
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The Jolene @thejolene.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you for creating. Your songs are part of the soundtrack of my life. 💓
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Forget the tapes. Forget the money. If Putin groomed Trump, this is the button he pushed. www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the SI is short for “simp”
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Brother of slain Fort Hood soldier urges Trump to stop livestream execution
Kristopher Craig told Newsweek he is writing to Trump to prevent his brother's death becoming "part of another public spectacle."
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Autoworkers rebuke Trump after overwhelmingly electing president’s foe #RawStory
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Autoworkers rebuke Trump after overwhelmingly electing president’s foe
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Tony Negron @tnite02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yep the orange clown is definitely a traitor Tony
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