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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3h

Why did the uncle keep telling everyone he was a pillow? He was just really into soft-ware! #dadjoke #pun #jokesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 7h

Why did the programmer go to art school? He wanted to learn how to code outside the box. #dadjoke #punny #humour

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 11h

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison. #dadjoke #humor #jokesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 15h

Why was the wool coat always getting into trouble? It was always trying to pull the wool over someone's eyes. #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 19h

Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party? He was a party pooper. #dadjoke #pun #humorsky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 23h

Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear. #dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What do you call a book that takes forever to finish itself? A long-running series! #dadjoke #punny #funny

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why did the construction worker break up with the calculator? He couldn't count on it anymore! #dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why did the piggy bank go to the gym? To build up its balance! #dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My landlord told me we need to talk about my heating bill. I said sure, my door is always open. #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"The only thing flatearthers fear is sphere itself."

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled! #dadjoke #humorsky #funny

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 02/10/2026

People often ask me why I wanted to be a film editor. Well, to cut a long story short...

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why are doctors always calm? Because they have a lot of patients! #dadjoke #humour #pun

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4. #dadjoke #humor #humoursky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why did the hummus win the debate? Its arguments were well-blended and hard to spread thin. #dadjoke #funny #humor

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why did the hotel bed always win arguments? Because no one could turn it down! #dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Doctor: “Where does it hurt?” Me: “At work… it hurts at work.”

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What did the title page say to the table of contents? You're always so full of yourself — listing everything you've got! #dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially? Before was was was was was is. #dadjoke #jokes #pun

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why did the database go on a diet? It had too many tables. #dadjoke #pun #jokesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What do you call a doctor who can't stop telling jokes? A witty physician — he really knows how to crack you up… and your spine. #dadjoke #punny #humour

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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Monday #dadjoke 😂😅😆

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What do you call a computer that can sing opera? A Dell. #dadjoke #humor #jokesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What did one cubicle wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner — same time, same partition. #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot? A walkie-talkie. #dadjoke #pun #humorsky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My friend says I'm too condescending. That means I talk down to people. #dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I know a guy who really likes going grocery shopping. The cashiers always check him out.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What do you call a lizard that sings? A rap-tile. #dadjoke #punny #funny

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why did the credit card feel so popular? It was always getting swiped right! #dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. #dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What was the pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash. #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What did the entropy say to the scientist? Things between us are getting disordered. #dadjoke #humorsky #funny

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways that I cannot put into words

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why did the skeleton skip the party? He had no body to go with. #dadjoke #humour #pun

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What did the tire say to the other tire at retirement? I'm tired of this job! #dadjoke #humor #humoursky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What do you call a buffalo at a nudist colony? Buff-a-lo. #dadjoke #funny #humor

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What did the key say to the lock on Valentine's Day? You unlock my heart! #dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What did the boat say to its Valentine? You really float my boat! #dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it! #dadjoke #jokes #pun

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house #dadjoke #pun #jokesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What do you call a car that loves to read? An auto-biography! #dadjoke #punny #humour

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why did the roof go to the doctor? It had shingles. #dadjoke #pun #humorsky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why was the astronaut's party so boring? There was no atmosphere! #dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What do you call a crane that tells jokes? A lift of the party! #dadjoke #punny #funny

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What do you call a report that's always late? A deadline-r. #dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison. #dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What did the lab notebook say to the scientist? You can always count on me — I've got your data. #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

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