Reposted by Chris GillattDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 17/09/2026Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me... All three said no. 03610
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 17/09/2026Been saying this all along. They’re just driving hype to sell their stuff, and cheat on the competitiontheguardian.comWednesday briefing: Why tech companies might be only too happy for us to believe AI will ‘kill us all’In today’s newsletter: It is hard to tell fact from fiction when it comes to AI. What is really going on – and what should the government do about it? 000
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 13/06/2026Wrote a 2-parter on my blog about Reclaiming your Attention from your mobile phone. Shamelessly sharing on social media. The irony is not lost. howinteresting.co.uk/blog/2026-05...howinteresting.co.ukReclaiming Your Attention – Part I: How Our Devices Hijacked Our FocusWhy it feels impossible to stop checking your phone, and what constant pings are doing to your concentration. 110
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 24/05/2026Thinking about creating a meme bot like my other project @thejokebot.bsky.social 🤔 Problem is memes are much harder to moderate safely… probably would need OCR, NSFW/gore/hate-symbol checks, text moderation, sentiment analysis, source filtering, language and copyright checks… May not be worth it 200
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 03/05/2026@appleinsider.com - tagging you guys because Apple ain’t here but surely this should be labelled as “Perfect” or “Flawless Victory” or “Monster Chill” or something higher stakes than “Very High”. There’s no higher man! What’s the next level? Coma? Hibernation? Death?? 010
Reposted by Chris GillattThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026TJB Starter Pack just dropped! It includes some absolute legends like @docatcdi.com, @funnymichele.bsky.social, @drselvarajah.bsky.social, @mariana057.bsky.social and plenty more. The whole list is made up of those who've made me snort WD40 through my nose at least once. Check it out! #jokesky 352
Reposted by Chris GillattThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... 'Can I join you?' #jokes #dadjoke #funny 272
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 04/04/2026Emdash looks cool from #cloudflare. Finally someone fixing (well, succeeding) #wordpress 🎉 blog.cloudflare.com/emdash-wordp...blog.cloudflare.com 000
Reposted by Chris GillattThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026#jokes #dadjoke #funny #meme 131
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 06/03/2026And that’s why I won’t be continuing with my Apple One subscription. Byeee 010
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 03/12/2025Check out #MyXboxStory at @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/my-xbox-stor...trueachievements.comTHE SOLEX's #MyXboxStoryCheck out THE SOLEX's lifetime Xbox stats 000
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 01/11/2025Doom running in… space this time 📡 www.theregister.com/2025/10/28/d... #WillItRunDoomtheregister.comA satellite runs Doom from orbit, using Ubuntu on ArmUbuntu Summit: Ólafur Waage has an unusual take on "will it run Doom?" 010
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 14/10/2025The most secure messenger just got more secure. #Signal arstechnica.com/security/202...arstechnica.comWhy Signal’s post-quantum makeover is an amazing engineering achievementNew design sets a high standard for post-quantum readiness. 010
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 11/08/2025Why do we fall for this shit? Who voted for this shit?theguardian.comThe UK's Online Safety Act is a licence for censorship – and the rest of the world is following suit | Taylor LorenzFrom the US and Australia to France and Italy, those seeking to obliterate privacy and restrict content are on the move, says technology journalist Taylor Lorenz 010
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 03/08/2025If you, like me, still struggle to not hanker on about "the old internet", you might still enjoy the (yep it's still going) free #b3ta weekly newsletter. You can sign up for it here b3ta.com/subscribe/b3ta.comb3ta.com board 000
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 01/08/2025Basically, stick to a default of using screenshots if you need to share anything directly from ChatGPT.techradar.comThousands of ChatGPT conversations are just a Google search away – make sure yours aren’t among themYou don’t need prying eyes looking into your AI chats 110
Reposted by Chris GillattThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 26/07/2025#jokes #dadjoke #funny #BeeHappy 022
Reposted by Chris GillattIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 23/07/2025'Hello human, nice to meet you' 738267444150
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 21/07/2025It’s a mad mad world where JD Vance is the one taking sense. Why have we been stuck in Black Mirror since 2019? Please can it end? FFS.theguardian.comUK may back down on demand for backdoor access to Apple users’ encrypted dataGovernment sources say pressure from Washington, including JD Vance, could lead to Home Office climbdown, according to reports 020
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 18/07/2025Why is everything by Microsoft at least a bit shit in some way? Like basic missing features or poor user experience or plain broken? It’s been like this for decades. 000
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 15/07/2025I dig thisshkspr.mobiGet the location of the ISS using DNSI love DNS esoterica. Weird little things that you can shove in the global directory to be distributed around the world instantly(ish). Domain names, like www.example.com usually resolve to servers. ... 010
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 12/06/2025Apple are having a crack at containers 🚀theregister.comApple Containerization: lightweight Linux VMs for macOs: Swift-based containerization framework aims to improve performance and security 010
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 06/06/2025Hey @asuswrt-merlin.net I would ask on the snb forum, but it looks like my account is disabled, but do you have any plans to support the TUF-BE6500 in Merlin any time soon? Just got one with the new internet and I forgot how inept the stock Asus firmware is 😅 Big fan of your work. Big thanks! 100
Reposted by Chris GillattSyrsly @syrsly.com · 16/05/2025Happy to announce the joke API has reached V1.0.0! A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel. #dadjoke #cringe syrsly.com/joke/dad 3143
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 14/03/2025#aWorldWithoutCaesarstechcrunch.comBluesky quickly sold out of the T-shirt its CEO wore to troll Mark Zuckerberg | TechCrunchWhen Bluesky CEO Jay Graber took the SXSW stage this week, she managed to make fun of Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning Meta at all. Her black T-shirt 000
Reposted by Chris GillattSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025In a world of Matts, be a Derek. 444314787908
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 10/03/2025Some really cool apps that run well in containers in this list. Worth a looksie if you like to roll your own on your NAS or NUC etc.xda-developers.com 000
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 06/03/2025Well well well, it looks like idiotic actions do have consequences after all.theregister.com 010
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 05/03/2025It’s absolutely crazy that we’re having to rely on a giant American company to champion privacy and security in the UK. And all because our police are too shit to get results without a cheat code that breaks things for literally everyone else.theverge.com 000
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 27/02/2025@nordvpnofficial.bsky.social the NordVPN app with Threat Protection on blocks @bsky.app videos and some images from loading. At least on iOS. Disabling TP or the VPN fixes the issue immediately. 000
Reposted by Chris GillattWayne @wayneepoo.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need help. 142
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 22/02/2025The UK Government is officially anti-security and anti-privacy. When a decent hack happens, I hope they get absolutely slaughtered in court for it.techcrunch.comApple pulls iCloud end-to-end encryption feature for UK users after government demanded backdoor | TechCrunchIn an unprecedented step, Apple caved to a reported U.K. government’s demand to prevent users from using end-to-end encryption in iCloud. 020
Reposted by Chris GillattnixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 16/02/2025Things that scare: Kids: The dark Sysadmins: Hardware failure Developers: SQL injection Cloud architect: us-east-1 Me: 'Can you join a quick call?' 😱 615614
Reposted by Chris GillattThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I wonder if we can get the Indian police force to keep doing this to Ed Sheeran full time? ❤️ 🇮🇳 🚨 👍 #kickstarter #jokes #sheeran #funnybbc.comMoment India police unplug Ed Sheeran's street performanceThe star was stopped from busking ahead of his concert in the southern Indian city of Bengaluru. 021
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 06/02/2025Enjoying #NordVPN's #adblock feature for MacOS / iOS. Works really well, and makes lots of unbearable sites bearable again. If you're in the market for a new VPN, they have a money back period too which is nice. 3 Months free on sign up if you use my referral too: refer-nordvpn.com/tmjHGSajCkurefer-nordvpn.comUp to 3 free months of NordVPN: Get them right nowYou’ve been referred. Sign up with this link and choose a plan to get extra free months. 000
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 29/01/2025Open source; once again embarrassing closed source patent hoarding corporations. Good showanotherangryvoice.substack.comDeepSeek has made a fool of Donald Tump and his tech brosThe launch of the DeepSeek-R1 model has wiped a trillion dollars off US tech stocks overnight, and made Donald Trump look a fool in the process. 000
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 28/01/2025#DuoLingo translation: nearly at the point where I could scrape a GCSE in Spanish 😅 010
Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 23/01/2025Yet more privacy issues @ #LinkedIn. More to come.bbc.comLinkedIn accused of using private messages to train AIThe lawsuit alleges LinkedIn tried to conceal its actions but the firm says the claims are false. 000