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Chris Gillatt

@whut.me
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The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1,000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 28/09/2026
@thejokebot.bsky.social tell me a joke
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 27/09/2026
@thejokebot.bsky.social tell me a joke
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 17/09/2026
Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me... All three said no.
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 17/09/2026
Been saying this all along. They’re just driving hype to sell their stuff, and cheat on the competition
theguardian.com
Wednesday briefing: Why tech companies might be only too happy for us to believe AI will ‘kill us all’
In today’s newsletter: It is hard to tell fact from fiction when it comes to AI. What is really going on – and what should the government do about it?
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 13/06/2026
Wrote a 2-parter on my blog about Reclaiming your Attention from your mobile phone. Shamelessly sharing on social media. The irony is not lost. howinteresting.co.uk/blog/2026-05...
howinteresting.co.uk
Reclaiming Your Attention – Part I: How Our Devices Hijacked Our Focus
Why it feels impossible to stop checking your phone, and what constant pings are doing to your concentration.
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 24/05/2026
Thinking about creating a meme bot like my other project @thejokebot.bsky.social 🤔 Problem is memes are much harder to moderate safely… probably would need OCR, NSFW/gore/hate-symbol checks, text moderation, sentiment analysis, source filtering, language and copyright checks… May not be worth it
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 03/05/2026
@appleinsider.com - tagging you guys because Apple ain’t here but surely this should be labelled as “Perfect” or “Flawless Victory” or “Monster Chill” or something higher stakes than “Very High”. There’s no higher man! What’s the next level? Coma? Hibernation? Death??
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
TJB Starter Pack just dropped! It includes some absolute legends like @docatcdi.com, @funnymichele.bsky.social, @drselvarajah.bsky.social, @mariana057.bsky.social and plenty more. The whole list is made up of those who've made me snort WD40 through my nose at least once. Check it out! #jokesky
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 01/05/2026
Copilot, bro - what am I reading? 👀
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... 'Can I join you?' #jokes #dadjoke #funny
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 04/04/2026
Which one are you? #meme
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 04/04/2026
Emdash looks cool from #cloudflare. Finally someone fixing (well, succeeding) #wordpress 🎉 blog.cloudflare.com/emdash-wordp...
blog.cloudflare.com
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#jokes #dadjoke #funny #meme
Really really really? Right in front of my zig-a-zig ah? (pic of the spicegirls on a plate on the really right in front of my meme)
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 06/03/2026
And that’s why I won’t be continuing with my Apple One subscription. Byeee
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 08/02/2026
Hello Mr Hornbill
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 03/12/2025
Check out #MyXboxStory at @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/my-xbox-stor...
trueachievements.com
THE SOLEX's #MyXboxStory
Check out THE SOLEX's lifetime Xbox stats
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 01/11/2025
Doom running in… space this time 📡 www.theregister.com/2025/10/28/d... #WillItRunDoom
theregister.com
A satellite runs Doom from orbit, using Ubuntu on Arm
Ubuntu Summit: Ólafur Waage has an unusual take on "will it run Doom?"
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 14/10/2025
The most secure messenger just got more secure. #Signal arstechnica.com/security/202...
arstechnica.com
Why Signal’s post-quantum makeover is an amazing engineering achievement
New design sets a high standard for post-quantum readiness.
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 15/09/2025
Love this
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 11/08/2025
Why do we fall for this shit? Who voted for this shit?
theguardian.com
The UK's Online Safety Act is a licence for censorship – and the rest of the world is following suit | Taylor Lorenz
From the US and Australia to France and Italy, those seeking to obliterate privacy and restrict content are on the move, says technology journalist Taylor Lorenz
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 03/08/2025
If you, like me, still struggle to not hanker on about "the old internet", you might still enjoy the (yep it's still going) free #b3ta weekly newsletter. You can sign up for it here b3ta.com/subscribe/
b3ta.com
b3ta.com board
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 01/08/2025
Basically, stick to a default of using screenshots if you need to share anything directly from ChatGPT.
techradar.com
Thousands of ChatGPT conversations are just a Google search away – make sure yours aren’t among them
You don’t need prying eyes looking into your AI chats
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
#jokes #dadjoke #funny #BeeHappy
I bought a 7" single the other day called 'The Sounds Wasps Make' It sounded nothing like wasps, then I realised, I was playing the B side.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
'Hello human, nice to meet you'
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 21/07/2025
It’s a mad mad world where JD Vance is the one taking sense. Why have we been stuck in Black Mirror since 2019? Please can it end? FFS.
theguardian.com
UK may back down on demand for backdoor access to Apple users’ encrypted data
Government sources say pressure from Washington, including JD Vance, could lead to Home Office climbdown, according to reports
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 18/07/2025
Why is everything by Microsoft at least a bit shit in some way? Like basic missing features or poor user experience or plain broken? It’s been like this for decades.
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 15/07/2025
I dig this
shkspr.mobi
Get the location of the ISS using DNS
I love DNS esoterica. Weird little things that you can shove in the global directory to be distributed around the world instantly(ish). Domain names, like www.example.com usually resolve to servers. ...
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 12/06/2025
Apple are having a crack at containers 🚀
theregister.com
Apple Containerization: lightweight Linux VMs for macOs
: Swift-based containerization framework aims to improve performance and security
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 06/06/2025
Hey @asuswrt-merlin.net I would ask on the snb forum, but it looks like my account is disabled, but do you have any plans to support the TUF-BE6500 in Merlin any time soon? Just got one with the new internet and I forgot how inept the stock Asus firmware is 😅 Big fan of your work. Big thanks!
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 18/05/2025
Note to self; write more waffle on here.
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Syrsly @syrsly.com · 16/05/2025
Happy to announce the joke API has reached V1.0.0! A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel. #dadjoke #cringe syrsly.com/joke/dad
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 27/03/2025
Lmao 🤣 savages
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 14/03/2025
#aWorldWithoutCaesars
techcrunch.com
Bluesky quickly sold out of the T-shirt its CEO wore to troll Mark Zuckerberg | TechCrunch
When Bluesky CEO Jay Graber took the SXSW stage this week, she managed to make fun of Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning Meta at all. Her black T-shirt
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
In a world of Matts, be a Derek.
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 10/03/2025
Some really cool apps that run well in containers in this list. Worth a looksie if you like to roll your own on your NAS or NUC etc.
xda-developers.com
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 06/03/2025
Well well well, it looks like idiotic actions do have consequences after all.
theregister.com
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 05/03/2025
It’s absolutely crazy that we’re having to rely on a giant American company to champion privacy and security in the UK. And all because our police are too shit to get results without a cheat code that breaks things for literally everyone else.
theverge.com
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 27/02/2025
@nordvpnofficial.bsky.social the NordVPN app with Threat Protection on blocks @bsky.app videos and some images from loading. At least on iOS. Disabling TP or the VPN fixes the issue immediately.
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Wayne @wayneepoo.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need help.
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 22/02/2025
The UK Government is officially anti-security and anti-privacy. When a decent hack happens, I hope they get absolutely slaughtered in court for it.
techcrunch.com
Apple pulls iCloud end-to-end encryption feature for UK users after government demanded backdoor | TechCrunch
In an unprecedented step, Apple caved to a reported U.K. government’s demand to prevent users from using end-to-end encryption in iCloud.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 16/02/2025
Things that scare: 
Kids: The dark
Sysadmins: Hardware failure
Developers: SQL injection
Cloud architect: us-east-1
Me: 'Can you join a quick call?' 😱
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 13/02/2025
Looking back at the time I bricked my Macbook Pro 😉 #jokes
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 12/02/2025
#Duolingo vs #Grammarly. FIGHT!
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I wonder if we can get the Indian police force to keep doing this to Ed Sheeran full time? ❤️ 🇮🇳 🚨 👍 #kickstarter #jokes #sheeran #funny
bbc.com
Moment India police unplug Ed Sheeran's street performance
The star was stopped from busking ahead of his concert in the southern Indian city of Bengaluru.
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 06/02/2025
Enjoying #NordVPN's #adblock feature for MacOS / iOS. Works really well, and makes lots of unbearable sites bearable again. If you're in the market for a new VPN, they have a money back period too which is nice. 3 Months free on sign up if you use my referral too: refer-nordvpn.com/tmjHGSajCku
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 29/01/2025
Ok, boss.
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 29/01/2025
Open source; once again embarrassing closed source patent hoarding corporations. Good show
anotherangryvoice.substack.com
DeepSeek has made a fool of Donald Tump and his tech bros
The launch of the DeepSeek-R1 model has wiped a trillion dollars off US tech stocks overnight, and made Donald Trump look a fool in the process.
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 28/01/2025
#DuoLingo translation: nearly at the point where I could scrape a GCSE in Spanish 😅
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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 23/01/2025
Yet more privacy issues @ #LinkedIn. More to come.
bbc.com
LinkedIn accused of using private messages to train AI
The lawsuit alleges LinkedIn tried to conceal its actions but the firm says the claims are false.
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