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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1h

What did the zero say to the negative number? You really need to stay positive. #dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5h

"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad. #dadjoke #jokes #pun

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 9h

What do you call a turkey in a disguise? A fowl imposter! #dadjoke #pun #jokesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 13h

Why did the geography student break up with the atlas? Their relationship had no direction. #dadjoke #punny #humour

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 17h

I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts... #dadjoke #humor #jokesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 21h

Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'm sure I've never met herbivore. #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey. #dadjoke #pun #humorsky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one. #dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. #dadjoke #punny #funny

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What did the treble clef say to the bass clef? You're really low-key. #dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later. #dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke I got caught stealing full stops... I'm looking at a lengthy sentence.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks. #dadjoke #humorsky #funny

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why did the notebook go to the gym? It wanted to get ripped. #dadjoke #humour #pun

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI. #dadjoke #funny #humor

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph! #dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 27,1958

P1 - NANCY IS IN THE KITCHEN, LOOKING AT THE COOKIE JAR SITTING ON THE COUNTER
NANCY: H M M
P2- AUNT FRITZI IS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN NANCY CALLS HER FROM THE KITCHEN
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI- MAY I HAVE A COOKIE?
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FRITZI: HAVE A PEAR INSTEAD
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NANCY: OH, BOY --- THANKS
NANCY IS SMILING AS SHE WALKS AWAY WITH TWO COOKIES

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What did the bookmark say to the page? I'll always hold your place! #dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back" #dadjoke #jokes #pun

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. #dadjoke #pun #jokesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr! #dadjoke #punny #humour

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why did the lizard go on a diet? It weighed too much for its scales. #dadjoke #humor #jokesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach. #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why did the pixel go to school? To get a higher resolution. #dadjoke #pun #humorsky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them! #dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website. #dadjoke #punny #funny

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How does a coffee bean say goodbye? See you latte! #dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I've decided to begin searching for my birth mother. I realise, of course, that I may never find her, but that's the risk I took when I drove her to IKEA…

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why did the clock get sent to detention? It was tocking too much. #dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

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eurodoubt @eurodoubt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What did the doctor say to the fat policemen while he was having a heart attack? -You’re under a rest!

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E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish. 😉

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What do you call a fish that plays guitar? A bass. #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What did the campfire say to the marshmallow? You're looking pretty toasty tonight. #dadjoke #humorsky #funny

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? #dadjoke #humour #pun

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how'd you get your foot in it? #dadjoke #humor #humoursky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why did the eraser feel important? Because without it, every mistake would be permanent. #dadjoke #funny #humor

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why did the pole vaulter become a real estate agent? He was great at clearing high bars. #dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint! #dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. #dadjoke #jokes #pun

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why do rivers never get lost? Because they always follow the current! #dadjoke #pun #jokesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why was the pancake always getting in trouble? Because it kept flipping out. #dadjoke #punny #humour

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back. #dadjoke #humor #jokesky

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Kevin L. Bedford, Sr. @kevinlbedfordsr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Today’s Dad Joke… Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor! #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What do you call a surfer who works in tech? A web surfer. #dadjoke #pun #humorsky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour. #dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. #dadjoke #punny #funny

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! #dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

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