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The Hellsage

@thehellsage.bsky.social
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Mr. Ron @mrrevron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Speaker Mike Johnson gets brutally community noted.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026
Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is what the segments would look like on a left-wing fox news right now - should trump be impeached over gas prices? - a count of the number of times he said the strait was opened - hegseths obsession with erect penis and hairless bodies - another gas price segment - silly animals
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
msnow is currently doing a segment about hasan piker being a problem for dems
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Love @celiebug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
* A country is strongest when its people protect one another’s rights, even when they disagree.
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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 19/09/2026
Several folks are rolling “crowd sourced” TTRPG-related databases. I love data! But I love SUSTAINABLE projects. Any site aiming to collect data (ESPECIALLY now) should have a page detailing: - metadata structure - initial seed corpus - intended audience - tech documentation - interoperability
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 01/09/2026
you can always tell when all the Harvard/Yale/Princeton guys in the media have decided to talk about something
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
* CARNEY SAYS U.S. TERMS IN TRADE TALKS MEANT CANADIAN INDUSTRIES EITHER WOULD BECOME U.S. SUBSIDIARIES OR BE WOUND DOWN * CANADA SAYS WE CAN START HAVING TRADE DISCUSSIONS WITH THE U.S. WHEN "AMERICANS STOP DOING MEMES, STOP THROWING SHADE, STOP TRYING TO BE TOUGH AND START BEING SERIOUS"
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yall started southern shit but its a very all gender inclusive greeting and has thus propagated People honestly aren’t putting on airs
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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God @thegodshow.com · 18/08/2026
Methinks they doth protest too much!
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Bless Jon Ossoff For Triggering MAGA Just By Saying "Natalie"
They're melting.
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Gregg Gonsalves @gregggonsalves.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
OK. @jamellebouie.net has a great takedown of our pundit class. Exhibit 1 is David Brooks. Guess what? Yale just hired him to teach undergrads. 1/ youtu.be/46tpqFxfomI?...
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The pundits have completely lost the plot
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Glenn A. Bruce @glennardenbruce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
More lying per the usual. In this case, grifting credit for things done by others.
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Marc Riggsbee @marcriggsbee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Heed the warning.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 14/07/2026
CrunchyRoll buying RightStuf, folding it into the CrunchyRoll store thus letting a lot of the RightStuf exclusive releases fall out of print, and then making access to the store a higher membership exclusive perk is brazenly indefensibly awful
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I was always gonna boycott the Harry Potter TV series but I would urge anyone on the fence to stop engaging with the franchise as long as JKR is using her proceeds to fund her continued attacks on trans people and allies. Reheated nostalgia slop just isn’t worth it.
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 12/07/2026
Okay so for those keeping count: Walls don't exist, ledges are a suggestion, rupees are... kind of needed, swimming is overpowered and the Triforce doesn't exist. All thanks to your generous donations for our glitch exhibition!!! #SGDQ2026
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 12/07/2026
🏁TIME🏁 #SGDQ2026 has raised a total amount of $2,408,701 for @doctorswithoutborders.org!!! Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support. 💙 See you next time at #AGDQ2027!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
GDQ audience during the SGDQ 2026 finale with Doctors Without Borders and GDQ staff standing on stage
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Heart warming ❤️ #BookSky
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adef @adef.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thank you for the outpouring of support and kindness after this run. I’m so happy with how it went, and I couldn’t be more grateful for the two wonderful lads I had w/ me. Before the run, I told Roffle & my brother that I wanted the seed to be difficult — boy oh boy did that monkey’s paw curl LMAO
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theValiantSun @thevaliantsun.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
absolutely baffling run - quack puts so much of her heart and soul into everything she does and it's amazing to watch 🥺
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 10/07/2026
Pushing Balatro to naneinf. @adef.bsky.social was not messing around in this run! #SGDQ2026
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.
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Steve Schmidt @thewarningses.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham was a simple, tragic man to understand. He lacked a moral core. The great empty spaces of his life were filled with an insatiable need for “relevance.” He found it as a cast member in the most malignant reality show ever made. steveschmidt.substack.com/p/lindsey-kn...
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Lindsey knew better. He chose worse.
Lindsey Graham was a lonely and unprincipled man who betrayed his country for power and his decency for attention.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Election results:
Everyone gets a Puppy: 49.9%
Diarrhea Forever: 50.1%
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham didn't report he had a conversation with Mitch McConnell, but I can report he's probably having one now.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There really is no better name than this time period. Get it on a Time cover ASAP.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Totalitarianism…..
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/07/2026
Suddenly, all the sanewashing of Trump and breathless coverage of Biden's age and Hillary's emails doesn't seem like it was a good idea.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham isn't alive to see your posts celebrating his death but the other sycophantic homophobic war hawks you know will. Think about how this will affect them before you post and then post it anyway.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kids need/deserve traumatic films. Films that show death or lasting consequences that aren't resolved almost instantly. Fear, anger, grief and frustration should be part of kids movies. Kids arent stupid, they feel big emotions just like adults, they deserve to see those experiences reflected back.
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Klaatu Prime @blackhelicopter.org · 12/07/2026
Quite the legacy you've left, Senator Graham.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
In 2023, the Supreme Court cut the amount of sensitive streams and wetlands it can protect. Under Trump's EPA, data center developers are breezing past federal regulations to build their projects immediately. Some are even withdrawing their permit requests, all without penalty.
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The ‘time-consuming’ permits dozens of data centers are skipping
A court ruling shrinking the scope of the Clean Water Act has allowed new data centers to speed through the federal permitting process. Communities are feeling the effects.
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
YUP. It's a job, like anything else! Sometimes you're working at an artisan coffee house. Sometimes you're brewing Nespresso in the sub-basement of an office. You're still the same skilled barista, just in wildly different circumstances depending on... what's happening in the world.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/esca...
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Somewhere some retired federal white collar prosecutor just came to point like an old hunting dog who saw a particularly stupid and large duck out the window bsky.app/profile/rico...
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
where the fuck is the GAS coming from for this? is it from our fucking strategic reserves? where the fuck is the MONEY coming from this? where in the WIDE WORLD OF FUCK is there anything even APPROACHING legal basis for this shit?
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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The Hellsage @thehellsage.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Reminder: direct the ridicule at Trump and FIFA where it belongs. The players themselves didn't ask for any of this, they found out from social media like everyone else.
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
HELL YEAH
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/07/2026
Compare this to how long form pieces on trans people have been written, mostly scornful pieces on trans people.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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