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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire

@thefunnycarmen.bsky.social
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Traveling Stand-Up Comedy Salesman✈️🎭 Podcasts: Gravy Baby & No Sir I Don’t Like it👂🏼 Be the tits you wanna see in the world!🍒👀

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Cory @cp683.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/RnLfB... New Whatchu Playin' featuring #splitfiction ! @ronfunches.bsky.social @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social
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A beautiful story of hot dogs, teamwork, and unprocessed trauma #splitfiction #videogames
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Good people of #Cleveland! Come see a comedian that actually likes your city! May 21st 7pm hilarities.com/shows/370599
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“Maaaan, there’s alotta jawns in this jawn” -overheard at the Philly airport
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
i’ve done five interviews about my new special/album coming out tomorrow and i have no idea if i’ve said anything “controversial” - youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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The New Special | Alter-Kashian - YouTube
Jackie Kashian returns with her new hour, Alter-Kashian. Clips and the whole hour here for your enjoyment.
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 17/02/2026
I. AM. SOMEBODY. ✊🏽 Rest in Power, Reverend Jesse Jackson. youtu.be/NTVwT3j_zqY?...
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Jesse Jackson’s - Wattstax Music Festival Opening Speech (1972)
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hello! I’m in England! Anyone have time to Listen f2f over zoom to a rehearsal of jokes one-on-one? TMB “I’m available right now to zoom for a hour!” You will receive a Tshirt for your efforts! 11:30 PM (now) London time- (US 3:30 pm pst, 6:30 pm est)
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Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
youtu.be/0TQDxoSNikI?...
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Salutations! Since I’m a comedian that loves art and hates AI, I hired an artist to animate some of my stand-up. I hope you enjoy it and maybe share if you enjoyed it or for solidarity even. Animated by the talented Katie Hood. www.instagram.com/reel/DTOguTj...
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Carmen Morales on Instagram: "People who own farms got it good, they get to just eat their friends in peace. I gotta get dragged into “Big Chicken” war games just for where I’m at financially. 🤣 Anim...
In this video, the narrator expresses their desire for a simple chicken sandwich without the guilt of supporting factory farming. The conversation highlights the dark side of industrial animal agricul...
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Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
As a genuine old person, I can confirm that Carmen is correct, as always. She's earned that Werther's butterscotch in my purse!
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Hi! I’m a comedian that’s not a fascist, please enjoy my comedy bits. I collab’d with a rad animator who is so cool she’s not on any social media but her name is Katie Hood! www.instagram.com/reel/DSIj3rP...
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Carmen Morales on Instagram: "What old people things have you stolen?! Animated by the talented Katie Hood"
65 likes, 9 comments - thefunnycarmen on December 11, 2025: "What old people things have you stolen?! Animated by the talented Katie Hood".
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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
📍 Feast your eyes: a fresh batch of cities where I’ll be yelling jokes at strangers! ✨ Check for your city & grab your tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates
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Cory @cp683.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Fuck yea Carms! @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social
Ad for Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen featuring the always delightful Carmen Morales that says “watch on CBS [or] Paramount+
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
hello @anylaurie16.bsky.social & @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social will both do sets and I will have to follow that - come see that happen. And LA peoples- you keep saying you want to see me. this will be something
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Christmas carolers but it’s just the ending of Sister Act 2
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Super Alex Luis @alcp.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Had an incredible time tonight night hearing @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social’s new material! She destroyed! Thank you, Carmen!
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
First show at #Denver Comedy Underground was so rad! Come see me this weekend if you’re in the area! Look how cool this place is 🤩 www.denvercomedyunderground.com/events/120424
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I’m streaming today if any of you fine folks want to come by and hang! Starting at 4pm ET/1pm PT m.twitch.tv/thefunnycarm...
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Haaaaay wonderful humans! I’m gonna stream today 8pmET/5pmPT if you enjoy merriment & camaraderie w/ occasional swearing & jump scares. twitch.tv/thefunnycarm...
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Books fought the law and the law…actually upheld the law.
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AiYume @aiyume.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
See you Saturday! 😁
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Oddly fun.
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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Bipolar is often compared to Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde, but I think Ferris Bueller and Cameron is a way more apt comparison.
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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
⭐️ NEW DATES ADDED ⭐️ what that means is more MORE PLACES! and MORE OF “IT”, the SHOW! ‼️Get More Info and Tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Flattering @buzzfeed.com but not my joke. ai write it maybe? but if you said to chatgpt “write a joke in the style of jackie kashian” i still think that wouldn’t come up. just a misquote? The still is from my last special - which is on @800poundgorilla.bsky.social yt. I am not in therapy.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14/06/2025
Look at downtown LA right now
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Doin a lil streamy stream today at 6pm ET/3pm PT if anyone is around! Gonna kill cult members (FarCry) n talk shit & tell tales of Limestone Comedy Festival. Hi🙋🏻‍♀️ twitch.tv/thefunnycarmen
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Counting Crows is just Creed for girls.
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If snitches get stitches, what do witches get?
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Salutations cuties! I’m streaming on twitch today 6pmET/3pmPT if any of y’all are sound and seeking silliness & gamer nonsense. #gamergirl Twitch.tv/Thefunnycarmen
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Some found art for your #caturday viewing pleasure & of course, Kira makes a splayed out appearance.
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
This photograph captures Sir David Attenborough seated outdoors on the rugged terrain of Skomer Island. Behind him, the ocean and coastal cliffs form a scenic backdrop under a clear sky. Sir David, dressed in a khaki jacket and light trousers, looks towards the camera with a gentle expression, exuding a sense of warmth, calm, and wisdom. Around him, puffins can be seen flying and perched on the rocky ground, illuminated in rays of golden sunlight as the sun sets behind the cliffs.
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I’ll be at Dr. Grins this Thurs-Sat in the lovely Grand Rapids, MI. Come see me if you’re in the area! 🎟️🎟️ www.etix.com/ticket/e/105...
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Guys complain that mothers get better gifts on Mother’s Day than dads get on Father’s Day but it’s just because they’re a buncha motherfuckers.
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Ok ok hear me out, omelettes are just egg tacos
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES, LIKE OPEN DOORS? LEADING YOU DIEN INTO MY CORE, WHERE I’VE BECOME SO NUMB…
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Get you a comedy club that keeps a cute puppy in the greenroom. Instant vibes! Deaf Puppy Comedy Club in Manteca, CA. Oh yeah, the shows have been splendid too.
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Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp @thebestatty.blacksky.app · 03/05/2025
TOURÉ REPORT TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Back on my Spain bullllllshit🇪🇸
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
tomorrow jackieandlaurieshow.com w @anylaurie16.bsky.social and our first guest - Garafalo from live show @moontowercomedy.bsky.social
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Sometimes I still wonder if George ever got his curiosity satiated…
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Some comedy from my Hulu special “Cis Woke Grief Slut”
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I have seen so many comedians delete and apologize for their april fools joke 💀 this era of comedy is COOKED no wonder no one speaks up for any real issues they dont even have a spine for jokes on the national day of jokes
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
He also plays video games here: Twitch.tv/conviktion
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I just got back from the Farmer’s market and I’m not afraid to say it, I think some of these peaches gotta BBLs 🍑👀 Like what fertilizer are you using?!
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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Happy #Caturday y’all! Oh to be oblivious of our crumbling empire like Kira.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"The file already exists. Do you want to replace the existing file?" Do I look like a child to you? Like a little baby?
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"move fast, break things" -a toddler's internal monologue
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