Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026New sign for tomorrow. Should the entire word be highlighted in color, or does the first letter only make it easier to read? 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is Kash Patel's mother still alive? If so, she must be so ashamed to see what a jackass he is. 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Usually when I protest, there are other people filling the gap between me and the ones on the other street. Hot and sticky, some of our usuals weren't there, and you know what I learned? Cowards say crap to a lone woman that they don't say to a group. Usually I just get the finger, but today... 130
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Protested in St Peters Mo yesterday, and got called "commie" twice as well as a "fucking socialist". I've been at these protests at least once a month since last March and this was the first time I've heard those taunts. The Great American Commie Scare is well underway!static.klipy.comSilly Sheep with Cartoon EyesALT: Silly Sheep with Cartoon Eyes 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Last week, I reminded my grandson's dad that my new meds make me immunocompromised, as he dropped off the coughing child. "It's allergies. You're safe." Then he got sick and missed the last two days of work. Today he's back to work, The Boy's back here, and is snottier than before. "Allergies"static.klipy.comFunny Dog Eye RollALT: Funny Dog Eye Roll 110
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026A teeny little toad in the yard! I haven't had a frog or toad for maybe ten years, because of the chickens, but Sarah is a terrible hunter! 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This is Cecil II. He was the first loyalist in my squirrel army, so anytime I find a triple peanut, I save them for him. 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Broke out my old Suffragette hat for the protest in Wentzville yesterday. (Betcha didn't know I was THAT old, did you?) 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Can't get the Ladybugs' Picnic out of my head today. Just perfect that today is also the 12th! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX9J...youtube.comSesame Street: Ladybugs' PicnicYouTube video by Sesame Street Classics 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 02/06/2026This has a been a terrible spring for my chickens, and my poor traumatized Sarah has so many lost and broken feathers, in addition to being my sole survivor. This morning I see she has a new heart feather on the back of her neck! That's got to be a promising sign, right? 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I found a "diamond" bracelet in the birdbath! I don't know if the crows have finally noticed I'm a good neighbor, or if someone is playing a prank on me, but what a fun mystery! 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Received an invitation to a family reunion, and OOF! the anxiety! I'm the odd duck of the family who doesn't hunt, fish, watch football, boot scoot, nor go to church on Sunday. I've always been teased and mocked, and that was before they became MAGA. I miss my cousins, but I don't know... 020
Reposted by Granny Beavergstein17 @gstein17.bsky.social · 28/03/2026On display in at No Kings III in Lee's Summit, MO 0424
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Seeing the growth of the crowds from the first, then second, and now third No Kings rally in St Peters gives me more joy than my face shows 😜 073
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I baked a birthday cake for my husband, and that poor man did not deserve this. It's a strawberry poke cake, to look further blood soaked. Also explains the extra Jello. I haven't finished its surrounding cupcakes because it's too hot and melty in here, so back in the refrigerator for a bit. 020
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Chicken butt says what? "Can't talk now, worms are waking up!" 0423
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Just got our income tax refund last week. Two days later, our furnace stopped working. This morning, a tow truck took my poor old non-starting car to the shop. There's two ways to look at this: My husband is gnashing his teeth, but I thank goodness they "waited" to break down.media.tenor.coma baby is looking out of a window wearing a hat and holding a towel .ALT: a baby is looking out of a window wearing a hat and holding a towel . 020
Reposted by Granny BeaverSparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Pro-Life My Ass Fundamentalist religious nuts have been prolific MURDERERS throughout history. 033
Reposted by Granny BeaverChristina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 30/03/2025The only thing that gave Carl solace at the end was that no one would know how he died. Unfortunately, he forgot about the timer on the camera. 221445
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Found the first flower of the year today in the back yard! 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Daughter completed her first 5K race this morning, then sent her parents a pic and a "I did it!" text. I gushed about how proud I was of her, if she was nervous before hand, how did she feel now... Her dad: "Good. Now do a 10K" Two different parenting styles 😍😐, but it seems to balance out! 030
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"It’s wild we don’t have anyone overseeing ICE when they definitely aren’t allowed to see their kids without supervision." -- Blake Hammond 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Watching a live feed of the general strike marchers in Minneapolis, and those people are inspirational! What good human beings! 041
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 20/01/2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_... I really like this song, and am open to recommendations for a similar vibe.youtube.comThe Coup - "The Guillotine"YouTube video by ANTI- Records 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 16/01/2026‘Nāve’, by Latvian painter Janis Rozentāls, 1897 010
Reposted by Granny BeaverRandy @randyiv.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Everyone you hated in grade school gets to do THE PURGE while you silently try to control your blood pressure is a shit game. 111
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/01/2026"Smooth criminals", lol! 😂 I suspected a lot of these boys had dick issues, but Maggie did the research for me, thankfully! 231
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Normally I wouldn't share this, because my lettering is wonky and Pete looks like Bob Dole and Matt Gaetz had a love child. But Kristi's stupid plastic face turned out perfect! LOL! 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Was having a bit of a cry last night after an emotional visit with my grandson when someone started beating on the door. It was my neighbor's ex-girlfriend. She wanted to borrow our jimmy to get her stuff out of his house. Her hand was deeply cut, but she wouldn't let me take her to urgent care... 100
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 19/12/2025My friend, Kendra, has mastered whimsy. It's hard to do right without coming across as "cutesy". But from the way she adorns the envelope to the ephemera secreted inside, she makes a mood-lifting magical charm. And the enclosed card belongs on my bookcase altar! 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Is there a barber in the house? Saw this photo in a book about the Dakota Apartments, and I'm blown away by what this man did with his neck hair. What's this called? I've heard of a chinstrap beard, but this is something else, right? 020
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Won a box of stuff at an auction, which included this marble pyramid. I don't need this, I don't want or need any more "stuff", but the longer I look at it, the more I want to keep it. It's cool, but it goes against every goal I have to declutter. Anyone got a good excuse for me to keep it? 010
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/12/2025As a genuine old person, I can confirm that Carmen is correct, as always. She's earned that Werther's butterscotch in my purse! 131
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This is SO spot on. The artist especially captured that blank, stupidly evil expression that Dressy DHSsy Bessy always wears, no matter what costume she dons. Gawd, they're all so vile. 100
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Looking through the local auction company's latest on-line sale... Is it just me, or is this David Bowie? Genuine question, because my husband always argues with me when I think I think people look similar. 140
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Don't you hate it when you store a Book of Shadows for someone for about a dozen years, only to find out they don't want it anymore? Book's name is Grapek, btw. Grichels is amazing. 020
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I have never been mistaken so many times before. "Oo, my favorite! Naw, THAT is my favorite! No, wait! THAT one. Whoops, look at THAT one, it's my fav-- wait a minute..." 161
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I took my wee'un to PBS in the Park in the early 2000s, where we met Dr. Loretta Long, aka Susan from Sesame Street. I was astonished at how emotional I was! I could barely speak and was teary eyed! She laughed and said it happens to the mamas all the time, but the kids don't get starstruck. 030
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Just saw the beginning of a Grizzly Adams episode on MeTV. Not only did he encourage a racoon to eat out of his garden, but he also pulled up lettuce to give the bear. I enjoyed watching that show as a kid, but I didn't realize how fake it was! WTF shows wild animals how to destroy their garden?!media.tenor.coma close up of a bear eating a cherry with a stick in its nose .ALT: a close up of a bear eating a cherry with a stick in its nose . 020
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 25/11/2025The fold-out illustration in this children's book is heinous. Last kid probably startled so hard they tore the page. From "Imagine" by Norman Messenger. 151
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 23/11/2025At yesterday's protest, a driver waiting for the light to change read my sign and flipped me off. Usually, I look away because I don't want to make angry people madder, but I just stared back. So, he gave me the ol' double bird... 1/2 151
Reposted by Granny BeaverUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/11/2025"Let's go over this one more time." "I know what-" "ONE MORE TIME." "Fine." "What is it you're looking for?" "A garbage bag." "In which room?" "The kitchen." "What do you do when you find it?" "Bring it to you here." "I'm counting on you, Tim." 664396578
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Ever see those 70s raining oil lamps? There was a leaking detergent bottle on the top shelf at WM that had the entire display looking like that. I told the first employee I found. She said, "That's not my job." "OK, but I thought you might know whose it is." "Well, I don't!" 131
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 18/11/2025This shirt I got at the Bins may be the cheesiest thing I've ever owned, so I'd like to wear it on Thanksgiving. Unless it has a meaning that I'm too old and unhip to get. You would tell me if it's something bad, right? #warhorse 000
Granny Beaver @grannybeaver.bsky.social · 08/11/2025You know how some folks come from "old money"? I come from "old poor", so let me help any "new poor" with some tips. Older recipe books usually call for more basic ingredients and tend to skew toward feeding more faces for your buck. Try an old cookbook! 130
