iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

love is that feeling where you think you should post on bsky but you text your partner instead, but also where you think you should text your partner but you post on bsky instead

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

thinking about this guy's friend's uncle today

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yeah he's been a punchline to the children for awhile

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kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

modern day chivalry is never having to load your own bowl

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Instead of Harry Potter, it's important to show your kids Life of Brian. Children need to know that they are not That Guy

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

now that’s a september to remember

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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i live at the corner of Green Day Joke and Earth Wind & Fire Joke

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

bridgewater’s knee was only ten years ago. my god, how many lives have i lived since then

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

my “i’ve never fucked a kid” livestream is raising a lot of questions already answered by my livestream. anyway, here’s a song about phone sex and negging women

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𝔸𝕕𝕒 👀💙😵‍💫🍿🫩 @iamjanedoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Baked potatoes as a full course meal are highly underrated.

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/08/2026

REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets all three as he needs it most.😐

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

effective prompt engineering is just rewriting your question slightly more menacingly

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You know Zohran's winning when people have to debate if him suggesting to kids they wear a helmet while they ride a bike is good or not. That, folks, is a Mayor Quimby-ass problem. Other than the maniacal power plant billionaire and the loose serial killer kid's TV show host, the city is humming.

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

disappointed in ben gibbard

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kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

can confirm

a tuxedo kitten with a black and white face is resting his head on a tan cat bed, half-asleep, looking at the camera

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Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It's because it's the only way he can write a limerick about himself, isn't it

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

when even the folks on a subreddit dedicated to data center stocks criticize trump, you know things are going great

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!

Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

fyi: if we let ai win, hockey players are all gonna lose the “-y” and “-er” at the end of their nicknames

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

what in the too many cooks is this shit

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Aram Zucker-Scharff @chronotope.aramzs.xyz · 13/08/2026

I really wanted to address this take by @mtsw.bsky.social and they have fairly closed it off, but I am going to use a screenshot because I think this is a really good topic to discuss and as someone for whom this is my entire job and has been for over a decade now I actually agree and disagree... 🧵

everyone — consumers, publishers, writers — would wind up better off if web browser ad-blockers didn't exist and the rationalizations for using one are mostly clever justifications for what's just selfish behavior with obvious negative social consequences.

> Counterpoint - I like using the Internet to read articles and the ad blocker is the thing which makes that possible.

> Would the writers and publishers be better off if I didn't visit their website?

i mean if they are financially supported by advertising and you are a free-rider who views their content without seeing any advertisements, yes they are almost tautologically better off if you never visit their website

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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

We have seized the airports and radio stations. Madison has fallen. We ask the people of Wisconsin to please remain calm during this period of transition.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

No idea why somebody who wants AI to break down a book for them is still trying to be into books. Be yourself. Tell the machine to write you a story about a Marvel IP or idk Star Wars. Tell it to use the narrative voice of some character in a movie you and your buds just love. You’ll be so happy.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Kevin O'Connell likely scrolled Bluesky, the official app of sports, saw a few too many posts about the Vikings' QB competition being awfully close, and pulled the ripcord.

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Vikings waiting until the discourse ramped up to 11 after an awful night practice to name Kyler the starter, something they were always going to do beautiful

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hello I reinvented Cliff’s Notes so adults can revert to being lazy 8th graders who didn’t do their homework. Give me a billion dollars now.

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Steve @stevetsra.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

When you spend one year in Wisconsin

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

(the antecedent for the second paragraph is bf, not bf’s cat)

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kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

just look at this happy creature are you kidding me 😭

gray and white cat lying on grass in a backyard, looking off to the side

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kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

one of the best parts of living together has been watching my bf’s cat fall in love with the backyard he’s a former stray who we believe lived on the streets for a couple years, so giving him a safe outdoor space to explore is everything

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

legitimately convinced i’m living the best possible life

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kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

couches & carats

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

it should be illegal to brag about a cool thing you 3d printed without sharing a link to the model

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

anyone know of any linguists to follow who are exploring the ways ai chatbots are influencing language?

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