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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 1h
Ruin a book by adding a word War hammer and peace
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 3h
I'd be interested to know when Gove and his ex, paedo (alleged), girlfriend split up because "some time ago" is vague AF.
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 14h
What a bellend
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 14h
It’s not easy because we (men) not good at it But take the time to ask how things are. Dig a bit deeper than talking about the football (other sports apply) And take a bit of notice. There will be some clues, if we look. And then talk to each other It’s hard. But “are you ok” goes along way
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 14h
Ruin everybody’s day by changing one letter in an actor’s name: Harrison fork
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 14h
He has They did And repeat
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 14h
Churchill was from 2016 He’s been on bank notes for less time than Man City have been charged for breaking the rules
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 15h
An underground movement of people going to jobs he’s done and throwing cress seed on the lawns in the shape of a penis
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 15h
I’m onboard with this. Shit right wing politicians singing the hits Mark francois - love cats Rees-mogg - fuck the police Lee Anderson - small town boy
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Baby, life's what you make it Can't escape it Theresa May sings the hits of Talk Talk, Friday 9pm ITV.
Theresa May singa
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 15h
Thank you for your complaint Here’s your special full English breakfast The sausages definitely haven’t been up the cats arse
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 15h
You’d need clockwork orange style enforcement to make anyone read it
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 22h
Suella Braverman selling 106 copies of her book after all that publicity is so delicious.
Crack 'em while you can, though, because Suella's star might just be on the skids. Despite plugging her book on Question Time, on Tim Shipman's Spectator podcast, in serialised excerpts in the Daily Mail, and in a fawning interview with Allison Pearson in the Telegraph, in its opening weekend, Patriot sold precisely 106 copies.

— from Ian Winwood’s New World piece.
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Patrick - Here for the craic❗️🤷🏼‍♂️😉 @paddyopatrick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In any company in the real world in which you and I live and work, if you made a £500 error on a spreadsheet for the business you’d be shown the door.. But in Tory Party, as demonstrated so often during 14 years they were in Govt it’s an achievement which leads to promotion They relish mediocrity❗️
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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 09/10/2026
Wow. Donald Trump is giving money to Putin’s war machine so he can keep killing innocent Ukrainians and attacking democracies across Europe. The UK must lead a coalition of the willing that stands up and says no.
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 09/10/2026
She fought apartheid, defended Nelson Mandela, and helped change how the world prosecutes sexual violence. Today, at 85, Navi Pillay was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. What an extraordinary woman. 💜 #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance
Navi Pillay smiling in a red and gold academic gown and black hat, seated at a table signing a book.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
JOINT STATEMENT OF THE FOREIGN MINISTERS OF CANADA, DENMARK, GERMANY, FRANCE, ITALY, JAPAN, THE NETHERLANDS, UNITED KINGDOM "As committed supporters of the ICC we regret and strongly disagree with the announcement of sanctions to be imposed upon the Court by the United States."
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Subterranean heated swimming pool blues The song for the masses
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's an argument for scrapping the £100K salary limit for childcare but saying those on £100K salaries are uniquely hard working is bollocks. Workers on the early bus on their way to cleaning, caring, hospitality jobs work just as hard. Tories believe wealth is acquired by virtue. It ain't.
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus. She is bloody hopeless. But completely convinced in her position
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Liam Thorp @liamthorp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Austerity 2.0 is it chaps? I’m always amazed at how these guys derive genuine excitement at the idea of slashing public services
theguardian.com
Tories plan to extend cuts beyond £47bn previously pledged, leak reveals
Exclusive: Shadow chancellor Andrew Griffith told party members last year he had discussed making further savings if they win next election
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw the result Shouted. Get in sharks Then had a little think and remembered I’ve no idea who the sharks really are. But still enjoyed the result
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Call me jizzmael
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you had come to me this morning and said you had a scenario where I would side with Rees-mogg I’d have bet my kids against it
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Samantha @msspydasam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder why Farage is still so opposed to re-joining the EU, if only there was something...
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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fabulous idea! shop.rnli.org/pages/christ...
If we were all to send Danny Tommo an
@RNLI Christmas card simply
containing "LOL", it would make a lot of money for a brilliant charity and be hilarious at the same time.
Cards can be purchased here shop.rnli.org/collections/ch...
Please spread the word.
Tommy Robinson Ek
The British state has openly shown their two-tier policing and judiciary yet again with our brother Danny Tommo, and RAF Fairford.
Show Danny your support:
Daniel Thomas
A7594DQ
HMP Winchester
Romsey Rd, Winchester SO22 5DF
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ChristianG @mryeswecan.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
I spat out me beer…
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tax man must be interested
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reform want to indoctrinate our children. Freedom of (and from) belief is a human right. humanists.uk/2026/09/10/s...
humanists.uk
Reform UK Braverman promises 'consequences' if pupils don't sing hymns
Reform UK has said schools will face ‘consequences’ if they fail to make pupils regularly sing hymns and the national anthem under a Reform government. The party’s education spokesperson, Suella Brave...
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farage posted this at 12.38 today. It has been hopelessly overtaken by events and shown to be entirely wrong (British nationals involved and they've been released on bail - not very terrorist-like). And if you believe anything Trump says, you are a credulous moron.
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There needs to be counter communication to this. Go into the reform areas and show them what an America medical bill looks like. Get them to see a new knee is 250K. Giving birth half a million. Monthly insurance costs 2K £200 to see a doctor. Put reality up against farage
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In fairness she needs that given the increase in mortgage rates and the rise of the cost of living since (checks notes)
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed!
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some fucker should write a book about it. But hopefully not go insane at the utter futility of it all #hugsetc
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This isn’t the first time that this has been stated. You are not the first to say it. Gwladers etc have been shouting it for (dear god) decades But my god it’s still fucking hurts when it’s said. Everytime it’s said and everytime fuck all changes
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Point 1 is the biggest issue we have The far right have successfully convinced large sections of the country that all immigrants are illegal. To the point that “illegals” now means immigrants
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
MURRAY: The Trump admin falsely labeled birth control as abortion. Do you agree that an IUD is an abortifacient? OVERTON: If confirmed, I'll be fully briefed M: That's not an answer. The prospect of an FDA commissioner who doesn't know that birth control isn't an abortion is deeply alarming O: 😊
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or maybe suggesting they eat the cats, they eat the dogs
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
💥 There are now over 17,800 emails that have been sent💥 Not bad, given that we only started this on Friday! 🙌
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Law of the jungle. Once they start seeing his weakness they will stand up to him This is the beginning
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 20/09/2026
🤔 ICYMI: Nigel Farage leads a political party. He’s a sitting MP. And he now hosts his own weekly primetime show on GB News. 🚨Broadcasters are required to present news in an impartial manner, without political bias. 👇 Add your name to demand that Ofcom takes immediate action
bestforbritain.org
Farage on GB News: Demand that Ofcom takes immediate action - Best for Britain
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Laura Kuenssberg asks if it bothers Labour's Bridget Phillipson that people who create jobs and pay a lot of tax, citing, Jim Ratcliffe, move abroad - except, that's not the full story. My View: Did you know companies owned by Jim Ratcliffe have received public support worth around £630 million?
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Pam Nash @pamnashes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The asshole wants the benefits but moved to Monaco so he doesn’t have to pay UK taxes. He’s a greedy financial predator and I really wish he wasn’t an owner of Man Utd.
bbc.co.uk
Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
With you completely on this
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Carrick can make this happen
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